WELL, THEY’RE THE PEOPLE DEMOCRATS CARE ABOUT:  Terrorists Can Get A COVID-19 Vaccine Before Grandma Does.

WELL, SHE HAS A LOT OF IT TO SPARE:  Joy Behar Offers Stupidity To Fix Schools.

IT’S NOT BULLSHIT, IT’S UTTER STATISM:  Brian Stelter: It’s Not Censorship, It’s Harm Reduction.

The question is has Brian Stelter now or ever been American?

I’M LIKING THE CUT OF HIS GIB:  Cruz Calls For Scrutiny of Platforms That Halted GameStop Trading.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF BOB:  State Dept Spox: ‘Largest Threat to U.S. National Security are U.S. Cops’.

DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS:  A Diversion: Famous For the Wrong Reason.

DEAR LEFT, BY ALL MEANS, KEEP CALLING EVERYONE WHO ANNOYS YOU NAZIS:  Hedge Fund Manager Claims Victim Status; Claims “We Have to Work Together and Pull Together”.

Note to everyone who tells me how competent and smart leftists are: these utter nincompoops still haven’t realized that Trump is not some king of Svengali figure. He was our warning shot to them. They’re doubling down. They won’t like what comes next.

I AGREE WITH HER:  The Past as a Foreign Country.

BLESS HER LITTLE PITTY-PAT HEART:  That Would Be a Very Bad Idea, Cupcake.

YEAH, THAT:  Robinhood App Exposes Hedge Funds And Commits Suicide.

MAYBE FREDO IS THE SMART ONE?  Cuomo Blames Everyone Else For Death By COVID.

THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT ENVISIONS FOR US:  Every nation should learn Australia’s lessons.

At best!

BARELY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE AT THAT:  The Poison Pill of $15 Minimum Wage- by Jonathan LaForce.

DUH:  How does the Earth’s Greenhouse Effect work? (Hint: It doesn’t).

LIKE THE DOG THAT CATCHES A CAR:  Acting DC Chief of Police Wants Permanent Fencing Around Capitol.

This is not going to end well for the left.

SHOCKED SHOCKED SHOCKED:  Wow, Big Tech Colludes With Wall Street to Protect Elites and Hedgefunds Against Ordinary Investors.

And yet, I understand ahem  “the retards continue to hold the line.”
You know this cold civil war just keeps getting weirder and weirder.  The name they give themselves warms the cockles of my heart, though: Yankee Doodles, bitter clingers, morons, deplorables, retards: Americans one and all.  Once you are an American, you can adopt any insulting name they call you with great pride and it will only shine, because NOTHING can tarnish “American.” There is nothing better.

TWITTER AND THE ADMINISTRATION IT SUPPORTS:  Twitter Suspends China Critic and Trump Administration Official Peter Navarro.

Wholly owned by Xi, the murderous twin of Winnie the Pooh

SOMETIMES THE BEE ISN’T PROPHECY:  Breaking: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism.

But we do wonder why it wasn’t done.

JUST SOME THOUGHTS:  Competence and Take Overs.

IT’S FUNNY HOW MANY CONSPIRACY THEORIES TURN OUT TO BE TRUE:  COVID19 breaking news, January 28, 2021: first preliminary data on effectiveness of Israeli vaccination campaign.

OH, DEAR LORD: New Gun Control Bill Would Create Public Registry Of Firearms.

WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS:  Job Killer Joe’s Climate Team Promises to Replace the Fossil Fuel Jobs they “Sacrifice”.

WHEN PEOPLE SAY STUFF LIKE THIS: SMH Climate Rant: “Humanity appears to be like a mistletoe on the planet, … smothering the host”.

I offer them a plastic bag and a rubber band. I don’t know if suicide is painless or not, but when you want humanity to kill itself, the correct answer is: “you first.”

TO BE FAIR, LITERARY AGENTS THESE DAYS ARE AS USEFUL AS A CHOCOLATE HAMMER: Today’s blacklisted American: Literary agent fired for having Parler & Gab accounts.

I mean, with traditional publishing crashing because of covidiocy and competition from indie, the agents really don’t have many people to market to.

I LITERALLY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS:  Chicago Teachers Won’t Teach, Do the Safety Dance.

The left is burning down the fields it spent a century conquering through the long march.