BIDEN WILL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO HELP THEM GET THERE EARLIER:  IDF intelligence: Iran at least two years from nuclear bomb.

WE’VE NOTICED:  Lee Smith: The American Elite’s Primary Allegiance Is No Longer to America, But to the Communist Party of China, That Makes Them Rich and Keeps Them In Power.

PEARL MILLING COMPANY?  Aunt Jemima breakfast brand renamed Pearl Milling Company.

Really makes you want to slather it on your hotcakes, doesn’t it?

SOURCE UNKNOWN BUT I AM SURE IT ISN’T CHINA. NOT: Washington hospitals pulling fake N95 masks off shelves: ‘We’re horrified’.

YOU’LL STILL NEED SOMEBODY TO GIVE YOU THE SHOTS: COVID-19 vaccine drone delivery being developed.

IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO?  Drinking more coffee lowers heart failure risk, study shows.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Michelle Obama launching Netflix cooking show ‘Waffles + Mochi’.

FROM CELIA HAYES:  Adelsverein:The Complete Trilogy.

The Adelsverein Trilogy, now combined in a single hardbound edition, is a saga of family and community loyalties, and the challenge of building a new life on the hostile frontier. They came from Germany to Texas in 1847, under the auspices of the “Mainzer Adelsverein” – the society of noblemen of Mainz, who tried to fill a settlement in Texas with German farmers and craftsmen. Christian “Vati” Steinmetz, the clockmaker of Ulm in Bavaria, has brought his sons and daughters: Magda – passionate and courageous, courted by Carl Becker, a young frontiersman with a dangerous past. Her sister Liesel wants nothing more than to be a good wife to her husband Hansi, a stolid and practical farmer called by circumstances to be something greater, in the boom years of the great cattle ranches. Their brothers Friedrich and Johann, have always been close – in the Civil War, one will wear Union blue, the other Confederate grey homespun – but never forget they are brothers. And finally, there is Vati’s adopted daughter Rosalie, whose life ends as it began – in tragedy. But Vati’s family will will survive and ultimately triumph. They will make their mark in Texas, their new land. Adelsverein: It’s about love and loss, joy and grief . . . and the sometimes wrenching process of becoming American.

AND THIS IS JUST COOL:  Meet YInMn, the First New Blue Pigment in Two Centuries.

I DID ONE OF THOSE FREE SHORT STORY THINGS, AGAIN: Magic Mirror.

It’s short and silly and… it happens.

WHEN THEY SAY “ELITE” I HEAR “SNOBS”:  New York Review of Books is hookup spot for intellectuals.

TEACH WOMEN THAT SCHOOLS ARE NOT HUNTING GROUNDS FOR THEIR LUST:  Florida teacher had sex with female student in classroom.

Good thing most men have been discouraged from teaching, right? (Spit.)

WELL, OF COURSE:  Today’s blacklisted American: Chase Bank blacklists Pro-Trump Covfefe Coffee.

Among the brand’s many sins, the most unforgivable one is having a sense of humor!

OF COURSE IT DOES, BECAUSE DOUBLING DOWN ON STUPID IS NEVER ENOUGH:  Democrats Pandemic Relief Bill Includes Temporary Obamacare Expansion.

DUH:  Yes, computer experts can know exactly what went down during a hack.

BUT IT’S OKAY, SINCE IT’S IN SERVICE OF THE JUNTA:  Jen Psaki mocks reporter when asked about Keystone pipeline job losses.

WE DIDN’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY AT JEEP’S ATTEMPT TO SELL TO DEPLORABLES:  READ THE ROOM, JEEP!

But Larry Correia’s take definitely made us laugh.

YOU WANT ME TO STICK A SWAB IN THIS TIGER’S WHAT????  Fort Wayne Children’s Zoo tigers test positive for COVID-19.

Also as I understand a papaya also tested positive. Look guys, the tests are not what we’d call reliable.  They’re bad enough one wonders if their purpose is to have enough false positives to cause panic.

COVIDIOCY EXACTS ITS PRICE:  Rich COVID-19 globetrotters paying price for breaking rules.

THE PROBLEM WITH MOST ART — AND BOOKS — THESE DAYS IS THAT THEY AIM FOR PROPAGANDA:  PROPAGANDA VERSUS ART.

FROM CEDAR SANDERSON:  One Hungry Werewolf: And Other Monstrous Rhymes.

When you’re a werewolf, you make your own friends…
Step inside the covers and meet the monsters so creepy and so adorable that you may want to invent a new word to describe them! We like “creepydorable” but you could come up with your own.
Inside you’ll find blobs, a mad scientist, and an awful lot of bats, but we invite you to begin at the beginning, with just…
One Hungry Werewolf.

IT TAKES A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH:  Greta Thunberg sparks criminal conspiracy probe in India with accidental tweet.

YOU WON’T BE ALLOWED TO ESCAPE:  The Assault On Homeschooling.

OH, THEY CANCELLED HIM MONTHS AGO:  Today’s blacklisted American: Journalist Andy Ngo.

Doing your job and reporting the truth is bad, yo.

THIS:  The True ‘Citadel of Democracy’ Is Not the Capitol. It’s You..