Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

WEIRDLY, IT MIGHT AVERT THE FIRE AND THE BLOOD:  What if the 2020 election audits end up revealing that Trump was actually the winner?

The democrats still die, but it’s a metaphorical death, a loss of political viability and cultural relevance. People will be very angry but will no longer feel like they’re being gaslighted. And if the next elections are fair, that will be that.

If we have a choice, I’d prefer that. The other one is the Ceaușescu Christmas gift. And I don’t think the idiots screaming they won’t let audits happen but they have the safest process — Hello, Colorado! — realize that this is what they’re inviting. Because they’re idiots. And cultists.

MOSTLY BECAUSE IT’S INCOMPREHENSIBLE:  Nobody Ever Expects Authoritarian Imposition!

Fortunately we don’t need to make it make sense. We just need to disobey. It’s very freeing. Try it.

DINGBATS LISTEN UP, JUST BECAUSE POLAR BEARS ARE WHITE IT DOESN’T MEAN THEY NEED OR WANT ICE:  Polar bears have begun to come ashore on Western Hudson Bay.

Also, no, ice isn’t disappearing. yes, we know your grants depend on alarmism, but we’re really going to need to see some proof of IQ here soon.

I’M SHOCKED IT’S BEING SCRUTINIZED:  Ethics Scrutiny Over Hunter Biden Art Sales.

I mean, Hunter is a big fat roll of kompromat, but it’s all been kept under a veil of secrecy so far.

YOU KNOW? YOU GUYS DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT IF I HAD MINOR KIDS THEY’D BE HOMESCHOOLED:  CDC Wants Schools Fully Reopened, with Caveats.

Because in the history of stupid mandates, this one takes the cake. Kids are more or less immune from it. Teachers are at no more risk than normal adults (who have a chance of surviving the virus, if caught, of close to 99.9%. Now the very elderly and the ill, that’s different, but most teachers aren’t either.) But mask or vaccine? How about no? How about take a long walk off a short pier? How about behold my set of matched middle fingers?

 

PERHAPS, BUT I THINK IT’S GOING TO TAKE FIRE TO MAKE IT PERMANENT:  We Can Still Stand United.

The idiotic ideas of the left, the incipient Marxism in everything, and most of our educational system will have to burn away to nothing first.

Because frankly the lefty body count of the 20th century is enough. Bad ideas lead to death and mass graves. And the worst of all ideas is the idea that justice, worth and guilt are collective.