DEAR BEE, CAN WE STILL GIVE THEM SWIRLIES? AND LOCKING THEM IN SCHOOL LOCKERS?  CDC Officials Recommend People Stop Giving Them Wedgies.

Because they’ve earned it, they have it coming and they need to remember they’re the bosses of precisely nobody.

GOOD:  America First Legal Sues Biden Administration to End Racial Discrimination of Farmers and Ranchers.

SURE, BUT HE LEFTY CULTURE AND IDEOLOGY WAS DYING BEFORE:  A Rigged System Can’t Last.

All this rigging is their attempt to prolong their power. This never ends well.  Unfortunately, their death throes might kill us.

KIND OF DEPENDS IF YOU WANT MONEY OR APPLAUSE:  Who Really Matters: Readers or Gatekeepers?

FYI, the last time I tried to pay with applause at the grocery store, it didn’t go well. So I know which I’ll choose.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW?  Ma’Khia Bryant wasn’t an innocent angel, and neither are her parents.

THERE WILL BE A MAJOR CONFLAGRATION BY JUNE:  Michael Yon: “I am warning and warning and warning that we are steaming straight into civil war”.

If you can, get yourself to Free America.  (We might not be able to.)

SO CHINA PERFORMED SOME MORE GAIN OF FUNCTION EXPERIMENTS?   As COVID Deaths Mount, China Tells India to Reverse its “Pro-US Diplomacy”.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW?  Lecture: “Cancel culture, as it exists now, is … really the warfare of personal destruction”.

HE’S ONLY QUALIFIED TO GUEST HOST A CLASS ON BLOW AND HOS:   Hunter Biden Will Guest Host Tulane U. Class on ‘Media Polarization’.

Unless he intends to say “media bias hid my misdeeds so my walking mummy of a father could be “elected” president.”

OH, HECK NO:   Does anyone care what Joe Biden has to say about masks?

THE MEDIA ARE ENEMIES OF AMERICA:  Another false narrative about January 6th.

WELL, IF YOU DON’T GIVE YOUR KIDS TOY GUNS, THEY’LL SHOOT EACH OTHER WITH GRAHAM M CRACKERS CHEWED INTO THE SHAPE OF GUNS:  Advice Columnist Tries To Tackle Toy Guns And Mass Shootings.

For the record, we weren’t against toy guns, we just hadn’t thought to buy any. Also we had no TV and they didn’t watch movies yet.  Uh….. I guess they got it from comic books? But it was one of the funniest things ever.

WELL, OF COURSE:  Today’s blacklisted American: Any business in a Massachusetts town that does not genuflect to BLM and its Marxist agenda.

THE LEFT DESTROYS EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH:  Sax and Violins.

OH DEAR – WHAT A TIME TO SEND MY SHOCKED FACE TO THE CLEANERS:   Former Obama education adviser arrested for embezzling school funds.

FROM ALMA T. C. BOYKIN:  Golden Summer.

Early ripe, early rotten, or so the proverbs claim.

Pjtor Adamson Swendborg defeated the Harriers and opened NovRodi to the lands across the White Sea. But his wife has not born another living child, and there are whispers that Godown has cursed her or him. He chafes at the old men and old ways that surround him. He may be emperor, but even he must bend to the will of the nobles and the church. As Pjtor wrestles with his past, he discovers that defeated enemies do not always stay defeated.

In his haste to save his world, Pjtor’s impatience may undo all that he has won so far.

YES, IT’S VENOMOUS BUT ITS BITE PROBABLY WON’T KILL YOU. PROBABLY:  Miami zoo discovers new venomous tarantula species.

THE EM HUM WAS PROBABLY REALLY ANNOYING, SO THEY CHEWED THE CABLE UNTIL IT STOPPED:   How beavers caused an entire Canadian town to lose internet.

FOR THAT MATTER, WHY IS EVERYONE PRETENDING HE’S THE ACTUAL, REAL PRESIDENT?   World’s shortest post on immigration.

AND ANOTHER VIEW OF THE MESS:  V is for Vital Information.

SOMEBODY HAS TO EMPTY THE ASH TRAYS AFTER THEY BURN THE MEMOS:  VP Harris says she was last person in the room before Biden’s withdrawal decision.

THEY DON’T HAVE MUCH FAITH IN TWITTER OR THE MEDIA, EITHER:  Young Americans trust cops to ‘do the right thing’ more than Facebook.

But they trust the UN? Seriously?  Oh, you sweet summer children….

IT SHOULD SPARK OUTRAGE FROM SENTIENT VIEWERS:  Nickelodeon’s ‘environmental racism’ segment sparks backlash from conservative viewers.

SUPPOSING WE GET REAL ELECTIONS, YEAH:  New Hampshire Poll Shows Possible GOP Senate Seat Flip if Republican Gov. Chris Sununu Runs.

YEAH, THIS IS WHO THEY ARE, THIS IS WHAT THEY DO:  Chauvin Defense Forensic Expert Targeted By Maryland A.G. and Colleagues.

Petty children. Petty evil children with power cravings.