BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  Following the Politics, Not the Science.

FROM KEN LIZZI:  Blood and Jade.

When an ancient sorcerer pursues an enchanted blade at any cost, only one man stands in his way.

Archaeologists uncovering a lost Mayan city unearth a magic artifact. An earthquake disturbs the operations of neighboring narcotraffickers. An ancient sorcerer and his mercenary henchmen arrive to claim the artifact.

When these three factions converge, Karl Thorson, ex-Special Forces, is thrust into action.

Dexicos Megistos, a nigh immortal sorcerer, wants to retrieve a mystical jade dagger. Alejandra Matamoros-Lopez wants to smuggle narcotics through the tunnels beneath the ruins, avoiding the notice of rival cartels. Professor May Chen wants to see if any sparks remain from her relationship with the head of the archaeological dig.

Karl Thorson just wants to do his job, and maybe have a cold beer.

Can he safeguard the archaeologists, especially the lovely Professor May Chen? Can he defeat a murderous band of narcotraffickers? And can he deprive the sorcerer Dexicos Megistos of the jade dagger?

HE PUT HER IN THE FRIEND ZONE:  Male panda opts for snacks over sex with mate in video.

Sometimes there’s a reason species are endangered…

ANYONE WHO CLAIMS THAT NEEDS ANTI-PSYCHOTICS:  AOC In Therapy, Claims 1/6 Was Akin To War Service.

Listen, Occasional Cortex, dumb as rocks* as you are, you should have caught on no one is buying this bullsh*t.  Oh, some “GOP” office holders pretend to buy it, but no one does, really.

*All apologies to the countless rocks who are smarter than this prize moron.

I AM WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN WHY IT’S VITAL THAT WE ALL BE VACCINATED AGAINST A DISEASE WITH A 99.9% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL:  The CDC Inadvertently Outs the Mask Cult .

Look, I take the flu vaccine almost every year, not because I think I’ll die from it, (sure, I could, but it’s unlikely) but because I hate losing two weeks of work, because I’m feeling out of it.  Could I see taking the Covid-19 vaccine under the same heading? Maybe. If I weren’t absolutely sure I had it Jan 2020. And if they stopped treating it like the black plague. Do you know how often I’ve been asked to prove I have a flu vaccine before flying? Yep, never. Not even in bad flu years. And keep in mind that unlike Winnie the Flu, the flu-flu is fairly lethal to children.

So, until someone explains to me why the same establishment who lets people “object” to childhood vaccination to the point of creating chicken pox epidemics and pertussis deaths in some schools is so invested in vaccinating me against Chinese Lung Rot, they can go fly a kite. I’ll see them in Hades before I take it.

WHICH IS WHY WE HOPE TO BE IN A RED STATE BY YEAR’S END:  Democrat Policies Have Created a Blue-State Exodus.

And of all my friends in blue states, the only ones remaining are those who absolutely must stay there.

Why, it’s almost like people don’t like being under house arrest!

LOOK, TELL THE JUNTA NO SALE. STOP ABETTING THE ENEMY AMID US:  Energy States Fight Back Against Bank Threats To Cut Off Oil, Gas, and Coal Companies.

Precisely how stupid are these banks?

DON’T JEWISH LIVES MATTER?  List of “Pro-Palestinian” Violent Attacks On Jews In The U.S. and Canada.

BOUGHT AND PAID FOR:   Biden Administration Shut Down State Dept Investigation into COVID Originating From Wuhan Bioweapons Lab.

MOSTLY BECAUSE IT CAN NO LONGER BE HIDDEN:  COVID19 mini-update, May 25, 2021: Yesterday’s “conspiracy theory” about lab origin now embraced by Fauci?!

WELL, THE JUNTA WOULD LOVE ABSOLUTE RULE:  Biden and Parliament’s 1689 Declaration of Rights.

And they do think that the “arrow of history” and Marxist assurances they win is a sort of divine right of kings.

YOU KNOW, IF PALESTINIANS HADN’T FIRED 4000 ROCKETS AT ISRAEL THOSE ANIMALS WOULDN’T BE WOUNDED: Palestinians help wounded animals after ceasefire.

Just saying.

FACEBOOK HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH BAT EATING:  Facebook reverses ban on posts claiming COVID-19 was man-made.

Are these people truly Non Player Characters, who move according to instruction from the top?

FROM BLAKE SMITH:  A Kingdom of Glass: A Novel of The Garia Cycle.

Zara hasn’t seen her family in eleven years, but she doesn’t mind. They sent her to live in a neighboring kingdom when she was small, and she’s adopted her foster parents in their place. She lives the life of an aristocratic Garian girl- riding her horse, shooting her bow, exploring the castle with her friends- and she has nothing to wish for.

Until she’s summoned home, to a prospective marriage she doesn’t want, family she doesn’t remember, and a poisonous royal court that threatens everything she’s ever known. The East Morlans are nothing like Garia, and Zara struggles to find her place among the scheming Morlander aristocrats. Along the way, she makes new friends, meets enemies, and falls in love. But secrets abound in the glittering palace, and Zara must discover who she can trust as she fights for her life and freedom in a fragile, beautiful, kingdom of glass.

RED DIAPER BABIES DON’T UNDERSTAND REALITY:  Embattled San Francisco DA Chesa Boudin Blames Police for Crime Crisis.

SURELY EVEN THE LEFT CAN’T BE STUPID ENOUGH TO CONTINUE BELIEVING THIS EVIL CLOWN:  Anthony Fauci Crushes His Own Theory on COVID-19 Origins,

AT THIS RATE, MY SHOCKED FACE IS GOING TO GET WORN OUT:  John Cena is a Useful Idiot for Communist China.

WAIT, WHAT? WE WERE TOLD WITHOUT POLICE THERE WOULD BE NO CRIME:  U.S. cities that defunded their police are continuing to experience historic crime waves.

Did they fail to send in social workers?

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THE LEFT IS THAT THEY’RE STUPID: Watch: Reporter tries to dunk on DeSantis, he completely clowns her and gets a standing ovation.

And honestly, stupid was made to be mocked.

WELL, OF COURSE. WE CAN’T HAVE PEOPLE THINKING:  Today’s blacklisted American: Tenured professor objects to segregated-by-race training classes at university; school investigates and punishes her.

AND AGAIN MY SHOCKED FACE:  Today’s blacklisted American: All conservatives on Facebook.

THEY DON’T NEED NO EDUCATION; THEY DO WANT THOUGHT CONTROL:  Are Schools About Education Or Activism?

BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Action Alert, Windham New Hampshire Ballot Issues Identified in Adjacent Counties – Exact Same Ballot Issues, State Audit Needed.

HE’S NOT GONE, AND IT’S A GOOD THING:  President Trump Newsmax Interview Discussing Current Events and Biden’s Multiple Crises – Full Video.

IF YOU INVENTED A THEORY DESIGNED TO CREATE WHITE SUPREMACY, HOW WOULD IT BE DIFFERENT FROM CRT?  Hobbles.