NAH. THEY JUST HOPE WE DO:  Liberals Freaking Out Over “Let’s Go Brandon” Have Oddly Short Memory.

OH, PLEASE. FRANKIE ALSO THINKS HE’S A GOOD CATHOLIC:  Pope Francis Calls Joe Biden a Good Catholic.

In other news, the bears no longer sh*t in the woods. I have proof of this, since they mostly pooed in my lawn in Colorado.

BECAUSE NOT WANTING A SOCIALIST TAKEOVER MAKES YOU A DICTATOR:  Cori Bush Calls Joe Manchin Racist Dictator.

That’s fine. Cori Bush is an ignorant blatherer with the heart of a snake and the disposition of a headless chicken.

COMMIES GOT TO COMMIE:  Xi Jinping Uses New Slander Law To Rewrite History.

IT’S A TRAVESTY OF A DISGRACE OF AN INFAMY:  Tucker Carlson’s Patriot Purge Part Two, The Deep State Purge.

BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS THEM:  Hamas Member Who Entered Israel On Humanitarian Permit Arrested For Plotting Kidnappings, Attacks.

SO, JUDGES CAN JUST MAKE COVID NOT DANGEROUS?   Judge Temporarily Suspends Chicago COVID Vaccine Mandate for Police Unions.

YEAH. WE DO DENY THINGS NOT IN EVIDENCE:  The Big Tech Ministry of Truth Clamping Down on ‘Climate Change Denial’.

AS THEY SHOULD:  Florida’s CFO Pounces to Persuade In-N-Out Burger to Move Into Sunshine State and Out of California.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT:  Barbarella (2021-) #4.

Having come face-to-shocking face with the identity of her would-be assassin, Barbarella’s quest has turned from merely combatting tyranny to one of survival! How handy that the two quests amount to one and the same. Barbarella and Vix follow the trail to Automata, a factory world populated solely by worker drones, which begs the question: do androids dream of electric freedom?

AFRICA, THIRD WORLD HURT MOST BECAUSE AMERICA MANDATES UNNECESSARY JABS:  World faces shortage of syringes as COVID vaccine doses rise.

DEMANDS FOR CIVILITY NO LONGER WORK:  Civility.

We are no longer at home to civility. Soon we won’t be at home to anything they want. Oxi!

I’D SAY PUT THEM IN BIKINIS AND THROW THEM IN A JELLO-FILLED RINK:  Is Jill Biden asking about a ‘process’ for removing Kamala Harris?

But I’ve seen what these two look like*, and we can’t afford to turn conservative men off women for good.  So, no.

*We should long ago have started a “good eye care for Willie Brown” fund raiser.

IF YOU HAVE KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO NOD OFF:  Kansas schools duck questions about sex education standards.

THEY WILL CONTINUE FRAUDING. UNTIL WE STOP THEM:  Virginia Governor Candidate Terry McAuliffe Hires Clinton Lawyer Mark Elias, Likely to Organize and Defend Ballot Harvesting Operations.

WHATEVER THEY AGREE ON, WE CAN’T AFFORD IT:  House Democrats Still Cannot Agree on Scale of Social Spending Bill – Link to Legislative Package.

They already gave all our money to the Taliban. #Teamheadsonpikes.

THIS NONSENSE IS ABSOLUTELY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IN A LABOR SHORTAGE:  Judge Puts Kibosh on Vaccine Liberty for NYC Workers.

Morons! Studying to be idiots! And failing the entrance exams.

DEMOCRATS ALSO TOO STUPID TO FIND BEHIND WITH TWO HANDS:  Democrats Too Divided To Give Biden Immediate Win.

Two hands, a seeing eye dog and a behind-finding sonar.  Seriously.  Those of you who go “this is all to plan!”  Meh.  I don’t even think this is the Junta’s plan. You have to remember this is a cult. They think if they do the prescribed actions wonderful things will ensue.  Disaster causes utter confusion.

As for “But Xi wants us ruined” don’t make me roll my eyes so hard they fall off. He might, because he’s a dumb Marxist (Stupidity acquired via ideology) but seriously?  Taking out the greatest consumer in the world is good for their tottering, precarious nation how?

Nah. This is blind and deaf cargo cultists being sucker punched by reality. And if things weren’t about to get very rough, I’d be laughing.

THESE IDIOTS THINK BY PAYING THEM TO STAY THEY WILL CREATE AN ARMY:  Biden Bribery: Give Illegals $450K Per Person .

In fact, soon and very soon the Obama Grande Salida will be dwarfed. If they want hard times, they will have them in their own country.  The Junta is morons studying to be imbeciles.

AND NOW ON TAKING CARE OF ONE OF OURS: An Unexpected Development.

I’ve been reading this man for as long as I’ve been “on the blogs” or close to.  I’ve had the good fortune of exchanging emails with him. (He forgave me a few years ago when I confused him with a family member and asked about wedding dress fittings. Though he might have busted something laughing.)  He’s been having an extremely rough time of it and best case scenario, he’ll be 3 months without income.  If you can, hit his tip jar. And in either case, if you are the praying sort, pray for him.

OXI VANILLI MILLEY. WE NEED SOMEONE COMPETENT, INSTEAD:  Gen. Mark Milley Finally Concerned with China’s Hypersonic Missile Capability.

Put your pink tutu on, General Vanilli, and exit stage left. Because the American people feel very much like a bear, ready to pursue you.

IS IT OXI O’CLOCK YET?  Oxi Day and “Freedom or Death.” Lest we forget.

Say it with me, loud and clear: Oxi! Make them stop stepping on our throats and on our bellies.

TRAINED PERSONNEL ONLY; DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME:  Disaster relief hero performs mouth-to-mouth CPR on cat in dramatic video.

ODDLY, THE LIST DOESN’T INCLUDE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT:  The 9 things in your home you had no idea could be poisoning your baby.

Okay, if you have a pulse you already know they’re poisoning your baby, your toddler, your teen and you, but still.

IT’S HARD FOR SATIRISTS TO MAKE A LIVING DEPARTMENT:

Mallard Fillmore:

The News:

Massachusetts school district ditches Halloween to be more inclusive, will celebrate fall instead