Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

SOMETIMES MY FRIENDS ARE SILLY. I WAS THERE WHEN THIS WAS BORN:

FROM CEDAR SANDERSON:  Taskforce CHIWEENIE and the Poultry Liberation Front: An Adult Coloring Book.


Two extraordinary heroes.
Sure, they may look like adorable chiweenies, but the reality is that only they stand between the world, and…
The Poultry Liberation Front
Follow the adventures of Chuy and Mochi through their slightly exasperated flag officer’s voice as he delivers pithy situation reports while the battlefield unfolds on his front yard.

Add your own color, but keep in mind: the language contained in this coloring book is, well, colorful. We cannot recommend this book for children. Strictly for adult amusement, no matter how cute the pups and chickens are!

RELAX GUYS – THEY’RE IN AUSTRALIA:  Brothel offers free sex ‘session’ to patrons who get COVID vaxx on-site.

And Australia seems to have parted company with sanity.

UPDATE: No, I have absolutely no idea how I read this and thought Austria was Australia, except perhaps I was possessed by Obama. (Shrug.)  Well, actually I do know as an hour after finishing my duties here I realized I had a raging fever.  (Relax. My sense of smell and taste are both fine.)

BECAUSE SCIENCE IS LIKE THAT:  Newsmax and Twitter Suspend Emerald Robinson for Vaccine Wrongthink.

Once the dogma is proclaimed, if you go against it, you must be silenced you heretic.

Oh, wait. My bad. Appears that’s actually religion. Science is a process of challenge and reasoning the reasons behind cases that don’t conform to theory.  Uh. Has anyone told the left that?

I ALSO REFUSE: I refuse.

Collective guilt and guilt by association and guilt by “they looked like you” is the most vile form of power grabbing. It is also what unmakes civilization.

Not me. I wasn’t there. I wasn’t born. No sale. Let my people go.