Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

GUN OWNERS SHOULD DOX THE OWNERS, THE EDITORS AND THE JOURNALISTS AT THE BOSTON GLOBE:  Boston Globe Wants To Dox Gun Owners.

Don’t start none, won’t be none.

WE NEED THIS DEPLOYED TO ALL STATE CAPITALS AND WASHINGTON, DC – STAT!  South Korean toilet turns excrement into power and digital currency.

Because let me tell you, those [censured] [censured]holes produce excrement all the time, night and day. They produce it like they breathe. I’ve seen final products of digestion that are less offensive and smelly.

SHAME, SHAME!  Veterans fear WTC beam left behind in Afghanistan could fall into Taliban’s hands.

But then, what do you expect of a foreign-owned administration who took power over us by fraud?

Hey, how many stamps do you think we need to mail every single one of the Junta to China with Return to Sender stamped on the top of the box*?

*What? I’ll even punch holes on the box, to let air through.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I’LL COUGH ON THEM:  Door to Door Invaders.

I’ll cough on them repeatedly. They’re on my property. I didn’t seek them out. I might need to inhale most of the white fuzzy cat to bring out the coughing attack needed, but I’ll cough on them.

WEIRDLY, IT MIGHT AVERT THE FIRE AND THE BLOOD:  What if the 2020 election audits end up revealing that Trump was actually the winner?

The democrats still die, but it’s a metaphorical death, a loss of political viability and cultural relevance. People will be very angry but will no longer feel like they’re being gaslighted. And if the next elections are fair, that will be that.

If we have a choice, I’d prefer that. The other one is the Ceaușescu Christmas gift. And I don’t think the idiots screaming they won’t let audits happen but they have the safest process — Hello, Colorado! — realize that this is what they’re inviting. Because they’re idiots. And cultists.

MOSTLY BECAUSE IT’S INCOMPREHENSIBLE:  Nobody Ever Expects Authoritarian Imposition!

Fortunately we don’t need to make it make sense. We just need to disobey. It’s very freeing. Try it.

DINGBATS LISTEN UP, JUST BECAUSE POLAR BEARS ARE WHITE IT DOESN’T MEAN THEY NEED OR WANT ICE:  Polar bears have begun to come ashore on Western Hudson Bay.

Also, no, ice isn’t disappearing. yes, we know your grants depend on alarmism, but we’re really going to need to see some proof of IQ here soon.

I’M SHOCKED IT’S BEING SCRUTINIZED:  Ethics Scrutiny Over Hunter Biden Art Sales.

I mean, Hunter is a big fat roll of kompromat, but it’s all been kept under a veil of secrecy so far.

YOU KNOW? YOU GUYS DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT IF I HAD MINOR KIDS THEY’D BE HOMESCHOOLED:  CDC Wants Schools Fully Reopened, with Caveats.

Because in the history of stupid mandates, this one takes the cake. Kids are more or less immune from it. Teachers are at no more risk than normal adults (who have a chance of surviving the virus, if caught, of close to 99.9%. Now the very elderly and the ill, that’s different, but most teachers aren’t either.) But mask or vaccine? How about no? How about take a long walk off a short pier? How about behold my set of matched middle fingers?