ACTUALLY THEY SHOWED WEAK GRASP OF ALL FACTS:  Liberal Supreme Court Justices Show Weak Grasp of Basic COVID-19 Facts.

So weak that my 11 year old, somewhat blind girl cat would do a better job than any of them.

WE LAUGH BECAUSE IT’S TRUE:  Bookworm Beat 01/07/22 — an illustrated edition.

I DON’T KNOW HOW THE AUTHOR RESTRICTED HIMSELF TO SO FEW:  Jan. 6: Seven Democrat Lies.

BECAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS INSANE AND GETTING CRAZIER?  Why So Many Conservatives Blow Off the Left’s January 6 Rhetoric as Kamalarkey 

I GUARANTEE THEY’RE PURCHASING FAR WORSE THAN TRUMP WITH THEIR INSANITY: Democrats explore barring Trump from holding office over Jan. 6 riot.

Dear Marxists. Stop thinking we’re like you.  We’re not mad because Trump told us to. We seized on Trump as a semi-effective means of fighting back against you. The truth is, Trump didn’t incite us against you. Trump prevented us taking more direct action. He was your protection.  Think about it, before you keep trying to tear it down. This doesn’t end the way you think it does. It doesn’t end any way either side wants.

It’s time to look at reality and stop being crazy.

TV PERSONALITY DISMAYED THAT TALISMANS FAIL TO PROTECT HER:  Whoopi Goldberg in ‘shock’ over positive COVID-19 test.

Did she fail to light her Fauci candle while putting on her mask? Did she forget to walk wither-shins? I mean, this science thing is tricksy.

Coff.

THE MORE SHENANIGANS THEY PULL, THE MORE #TEAMHEADSONPIKES ACTIVATES:  American Gulag and Stasi, Inc.

Remember, you only have 11 months and change to prepare the Romanian Christmas Gift the would be totalitarians have on their wish list. (Well, frankly, they’re loudly asking for it. If they’re very lucky, they just get a big heave-ho.  I have this fantasy we ship them in containers to China. But that’s only because I like countries to get what they paid for.)

NEW MANHATTAN D.A. UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT:  Vagrant masturbates near woman outside Penn Station, slashes her husband: cops.

Of course, if they start enforcing laws against public masturbation and attacking random people, every democrat politician would be in jail. (And not a few of their supporters.)

THE PROBLEM FOR THE DEMOCRATS IS THAT THE HISTRIONICS AREN’T WORKING:  The Histrionics and Melodrama Around 1/6 Are Laughable, but They Serve Several Key Purposes.

Frankly? They amount to poking the bear with a stick. Eventually the bear gets tired.

SHORTER BIDEN: MORE GASOLINE. THIS REICHSTAG IS NOT CATCHING FIRE:  The End Goal Of Joe Biden’s Incendiary January 6 Speech.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW?  DeSantis Calls Media’s Jan 6 Coverage ‘Nauseating,’ and a ‘Politicized Charlie Foxtrot’.

NOT QUITE. WE’RE JUST UNDER ATTACK AND OCCUPATION:  Poll: Majority of Americans Believe America’s Society and Culture are ‘in a State of Decay’.

REEEEEE. BADTHINK!  Liberals Triggered Over Aaron Rodgers Having A Copy of ‘Atlas Shrugged’ on His Bookshelf.

My bookcase would make them melt in a puddle of hysteria.

MARXISM IS ALL ABOUT POWER AND MONEY:  Jaw-Dropping: Almost $25 Billion In Donations For “Racial Justice” And Related Causes Since George Floyd Death.

Always was. Always will be.

I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF WE REBEL, YOU’LL KNOW IT:

THESE ARE PROFOUNDLY UNSERIOUS PEOPLE:  January 6 Opening Day Celebrations Conclude With a Musical Number.

Also crazy and delusional people!

THE PUPPET MASTERS ARE ALL ABOUT OBLIVION:  ‘The King’s Man’ Forgets Its Own Franchise.

To mangle Jane Austen: for Marxists such as these, a good memory is unpardonable.

HEY, AUSTRIA IS SO CLOSE TO FRANCE, SURELY THEY CAN BORROW THAT GUILLOTINE FOR THE WEEKEND!  Austrian Climate Researchers Excited About Manipulating the Minds of Children.

Turns out liberty requires a lot of…. ah…. routine maintenance.

ACTUALLY…. NOT SO MUCH. THEY’RE MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A FOREIGN OCCUPYING FORCE:  Who Are the Real Insurrectionists?

Which reminds me I should re-read Heinlein’s Puppet Masters. The amount of hate poured on that book in recent years is also very interesting. No. I don’t think these are aliens. except in the sense their minds are not American.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IF THE FRENCH HAVE ANY SELF PRESERVATION, THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO LEND IT OUT:  French President Emmanuel Macron Declares Unvaccinated as “Annoying, Non-Citizens”.

Come on guys!  Aristo aristo a la lanterne is in your native language!

HEY, MY AUSTRALIAN MATES, I HEAR FRANCE HAS SOMETHING YOU CAN BORROW!   Australia Northern Territory Goes Another Step Further, Unvaxxed Are Now Locked Out of Society.

IT’S HURTFUL AND DIVISIVE TO TELL US WE CAN’T PREACH OUR DIVISIVE CRAP!   Emory Law Journal Refuses To Publish Scholarly Article Challenging “Systemic Racism” Finding It “Hurtful and Unnecessarily Divisive”.

Hey, France, if you’re not using that…..

DO YOU WANT THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO? BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET THE ELETRIC BOOGALOO:  2022 Desperation: Dem Lawyer Marc Elias Threatens Lawsuits To Disqualify GOP House Members.

BIDEN BELIEVES MANY THINGS:  Biden Believes the Omicron Surge Is Still ‘Pandemic of the Unvaccinated’.

Like, that kids smell delicious. But his Junta believes even stranger things. Like Marxism.

Aristo, aristo, a la lanterne.*

*Unless #teamheadsonpikes gets there earlier.

HE SHOULD HAVE FREAKED OUT LONG BEFORE THIS:  MSNBC Host Freaks Out After Being Denied Indoor Service Because His Four-Year-Old Was Not Vaxxed.

Welcome to the party, pal.  Learn to shout “Aristo, aristo a la lanterne” and don’t put ships in your hair, or you’ll be the one a la lanterned.  I’d say right now it’s almost lanterns o’clock.