OH, BOY, HOW MANY TIMES WILL THEY BURN DOWN THE REICHSTAG?  DC Police Prep for Sept. 18th Rally Supporting Arrested Jan. 6 Capitol Protesters.

Is this the “insurrection variant Delta”?
Dear idiots, when the boog comes, it won’t be telegraphed.

AMERICA: PUT THIS B*TCH UNDER HOUSE ARREST NOW:  Dr. Leana Wen: Mandate Doesn’t Go Far Enough, You Cannot Travel Without a Vaccine.

She should be forbidden from leaving her house until she explains to the satisfaction of a normal human being what “natural rights” means.

THE RACISTS SELF-IDENTIFY:  L.A. Times Uses Photo Making It Look Like Larry Elder Slapped a Woman.

ME? Quo usque tandem abutere, Bidentia, patientia nostra? 

Or in other words: even with all the painting, cleaning, etc, I’m having a heck of a time keeping the inner berserker down.

ALSO SCIENCE SHOULD BE QUESTIONED:  Science And Politics Belong Apart.

If you can’t question it? It’s not science, it’s religion.

HE’S RIGHT YOU KNOW?  It’s all Bullshit and we’re Fucked.

THEY’RE BUILDING SEPARATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS NEXT WEEK:  A COVID testing facility in Colorado reveals the con behind the panic.

I HOPE THEY LIKE DICK PICS:  Australian state begins use of app that dispatches police if you don’t prove your location with selfie within 15 minutes of random check.

NAH. THIS WAS PLANNED:  Afghanistan fiasco may have been the result of blackmail.
see:  We’re Living In the Stupidest Plot.

LET’S SEND GRETA THUNBERG* TO YELL AT THEM:  23/25 Top GHG Emitting Cities are in Red China.

What? A little cruelty in the service of humor won’t hurt.

*I want it to mean mountain of tuna, but I’m too lazy to look up tuna in Swedish.

ROFL:  Aussie ABC: The Southern Annular Mode Ozone Recovery Ate our Global Warming.

NAH. AFGHANISTAN WAS PLANNED:  This is how we f**k up something like Afghanistan so badly.

This? This is just retarded.

DUH:  Why are people shocked by this? The scorpion always stings.

IT’S THE LEFT. HYSTERICS IS WHAT THEY DO:  Pro-Choice Apparently Means Pro-Hysterics, Too.

THERE’S MORE THAN THAT. THEY’RE ALL BIG:  Biden’s six Afghanistan Big Lies.

But I do appreciate the effort.

I THINK TORTURE IS STILL ILLEGAL, EVEN IF INFLICTED ON OUR SERVICEMEN:  Marines At Walter Reed Get Visit from the Bidens.

DELTA SHUT DOWN OIL PRODUCTION AND SKYROCKETED PRICES?  Biden Explains Bad Jobs Report: Delta’s Fault.

Covid! Is there anything it can’t do?

WELL, IT CERTAINLY WOULD IF VOTES STILL COUNTED FOR ANYTHING:  Biden’s Sinking Job Approval Portends Badly for Democrats in 2022.

But then we wouldn’t have the Serene Zhou Biden, the appointed Hand of his majesty Winnie the Xi in control, would we?

THIS IS NOT FROM THE BEE. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT FROM THE BABYLON BEE:   LOWERCASE MOVEMENT: Canadian Professor Won’t Use Capital Letters Because of Indigenous Struggles.

Canada: because you can’t put thorazine in drinking water.

THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE:  Almost 30 Students From Sacramento Remain Trapped in Afghanistan.

I HAVE A QUESTION, ONE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: Is the US government, aka “the swamp” for short good at anything, anything at all, beyond collecting taxes, making our lives difficult and killing Americans?  Pentagon: Quit Asking About Americans Left In Afghanistan.

I won’t even ask why they hate us so much. You know. I know too. Compared to them we’re genius of competence. We undermine their cozy feelings of would-be superiority. And they can’t stand it.

THEY’RE NOT TELLING KIDS HOW WASTEFUL THESE FANS OF VANITY ARE:  Cost Comparison: Decommissioning a Wind Turbine vs. Plugging & Abandoning an Oil Well.

Hint: they never pay for themselves. Ever.

DEAR BEE, THIS IS NOT FUNNY:  Doctors Announce They Will No Longer Treat Car Accident Victims Who Didn’t Wear Their Seat Belt.

You’re giving them ideas.

OH, IS THAT SO? I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE A MANDATE FOR DR. FAUX-I:  Fauci: Yes To COVID Vaccine Mandate For Students.

Let’s start with “Get lost ya bum.”

WELL, SHE AIN’T HERCULES:  Psaki Fails To Clean Up After Biden’s Mess .

And the current mess is at least Augean Stables to the 10th power.  They can’t wash themselves of this. The blood in the Junta’s hands would turn the oceans of the world incarnadine.