I’D THINK TRUST WAS PULVERIZED BY NOW:  “Breakdown in Trust”: Loudoun County Parents File Court Petitions to Remove School Board Chair.

WELL, DUH:  Cats really do care about their humans as much as dogs, researcher says.

THE ONLY ENEMY THE LEFT RECOGNIZES: The continuing war against the right.

BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  The Left’s Approach To Cultural Warfare Is Completely Inconsistent.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Kyle Rittenhouse Prosecutor’s Case Comes Down To Rioting Good, Self-Defense Bad.

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS CRAZY HOS: La Veep Kamala Channels Her Inner French Girl.

AMERICA TO BIDEN, BUT YOU ARE! Biden To America: Inflation Ain’t That Bad.

Let’s go Brandon!

HONOR THOSE WHO SERVED:  Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier Marks 100 Years Of Honor .

Standing between your beloved homeland and danger. There is no greater glory lest it be the one he gives his life for his brethren. And many do.

IT WOULD BE HARD TO BRING OUT THE SANE:  Rittenhouse Trial Brings Out the Crazy on the Progressive Left.

They’ve long ago run out of sane.

I SUPPOSE BLACK PARENTS CAN BE JUST AS CRAZY AS WHITE PARENTS:  Leftist Zinn Education Helping A “Journalist We Work With” Find Loudoun County “Black Parents” To Praise Controversial Racial Teaching.

IT’S NOT MALPRACTICE IF IT’S INTENTIONAL:  Media Malpractice Has Come Full Circle In Kenosha – My Column In The NY Post.

SOMETIMES MY FRIENDS ARE SILLY. I WAS THERE WHEN THIS WAS BORN:

FROM CEDAR SANDERSON:  Taskforce CHIWEENIE and the Poultry Liberation Front: An Adult Coloring Book.

Two extraordinary heroes.
Sure, they may look like adorable chiweenies, but the reality is that only they stand between the world, and…
The Poultry Liberation Front
Follow the adventures of Chuy and Mochi through their slightly exasperated flag officer’s voice as he delivers pithy situation reports while the battlefield unfolds on his front yard.

Add your own color, but keep in mind: the language contained in this coloring book is, well, colorful. We cannot recommend this book for children. Strictly for adult amusement, no matter how cute the pups and chickens are!

NOT TONIGHT, PLEASE, I’VE GOT A HADDOCK:  Groupie hell: Led Zeppelin molested teen with fish, book reveals.

TELL ME AGAIN HOW  IF WOMEN RAN THE WORLD THERE’D BE NO WAR:  Woman busted in execution-style murder of Brooklyn mom identified.

I CRIED BECAUSE I HAD NO FEET UNTIL I HEARD OF UGLY SHOES:  Shoes, Feet And American Feminism.

Because patriarchy. or something.

ABOUT TIME: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Discusses State Efforts To Block Biden’s Distribution of Criminal Illegal Aliens into Florida.

This endless Mariel boat lift has to end.

AS HEARD ON SIRIUS: He’s retiring to spend time making up news about his own family.  Brian Williams To Leave NBC/MSNBC.

ARGUABLY THE ONLY REAL SKILL OF THE LEFT:  The long shadow of false accusations: “White Hispanic” George Zimmerman is still being demonized as though he’s guilty.

PREPARE: Around the Next Corner.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW?  Joe Rogan Nails In On Black People Who Think For Themselves.

I JUST WISH THIS WERE UNIQUE:  Today’s blacklisted American: UCLA threatens to expell remote student for not revealing his COVID shot status.

Or even rare. Lots of remote workers going through this.

THAT’S OK: MAINSTREAM NEWSPAPERS WILL PRINT THE CORRECTIONS ON PAGE B21 (IN SATURDAY’S EDITION):  Durham indictment is ‘bad news’ for mainstream media on Steele dossier reporting: critic.

IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF “BETTER”:  Build Back Better would make US income tax rate highest in developed world.

And relax. It’s not like we’d be part of the developed world much longer.

TO BE HONEST, I PREFER PELOSI WEARING A MASK:  House Dems flout climate change summit rules with maskless photo op.

Look, I know evil zombies exist. I’d just rather not see their faces.

RELAX GUYS – THEY’RE IN AUSTRALIA:  Brothel offers free sex ‘session’ to patrons who get COVID vaxx on-site.

And Australia seems to have parted company with sanity.

UPDATE: No, I have absolutely no idea how I read this and thought Austria was Australia, except perhaps I was possessed by Obama. (Shrug.)  Well, actually I do know as an hour after finishing my duties here I realized I had a raging fever.  (Relax. My sense of smell and taste are both fine.)