DRIVING TOWARDS A DUMPSTER THAT’S ON FIRE:  Dispatches from an insane clown world, Oct. 12, 2022.

WIN SOME:  Pushback: Teacher suspended for not submitting to queer agenda immediately reinstated when hundreds protest at board meeting.

BRANDON SOUNDS DUMBER THAN USUAL:  Joe Biden suggests son Hunter lied about drug use on gun purchase form.

NOW IS THE TIME TO STAND ON TWO:  The Future Is Coming for Some of You.

AT ONE TIME HE WAS YOUNG, BUT HE’S ALWAYS BEEN UGLY:  Joe Biden Plays the Old Ugly American.

IT’S VERY SIMPLE:  Roll Left And Die.

THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ELITES WANT US TO FREEZE IN THE DARK WHILE EATING BUGS:  Big Brother Says No to Gas Furnaces.

OH, SORRY, WAIT. NOT ALL. THERE’S ALSO PROJECTION:  Stochastic Terrorism – A game of rhetorical asymmetry.

Like an IMAX they project.

ALL THEY GOT IS LIES:  3 Myths Debunked: Animal Agriculture’s Real Impact on the Environment.

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT TAYLOR LORENZ WOULD ‘BULLY’ ANYONE JUST TO GET A STORY:  Taylor Lorenz, NY Times ‘maliciously destroyed’ TikTok talent agent’s business: suit.

Other things I find it hard to believe:
That Wuflu came from China.
That Dr. Fauci is a fraud.
That inflation is not our friend
That parents who oppose CRT are not terrorists.
That Santa doesn’t pay his elves a living wage.
That we can’t extract energy from unicorn farts.

Oh, wait, that’s not me. That’s the average democrat. My bad.

NYC’S RISING SUBWAY CRIME MOCKS CNN:  CNN commentator Errol Louis appears to mock concerns about rising NYC subway crime.

IF AT ALL POSSIBLE, WHEREVER YOU ARE, VOTE AGAINST A DEMOCRAT:  Voting in Arizona in 2022.

BEHOLD, MY OH, SO SHOCKED FACE:  Recall Gascón Committee Taking L.A. County Registrar to Court, Claiming Petition Signatures Improperly Invalidated.

ABOUT TIME SOMEONE TOOK THEM TO THE WOODSHED:  Kerch bridge collapse and Puttanesca response; British Medical Journal takes FB/Meta to the woodshed for “incompetent medical fact-checking”.

A VERY COLD WINTER:  Iran’s Anti-Regime Protests Hit Oil Sector as Workers Join Demonstrations.

THE PANIC IS OVER, AND THE MORE WE REMEMBER THE GREATER THE CHANCE OF A RECKONING:  CDC Quietly Ending Daily COVID-19 Reports.

IT’S TIME TO MAKE PLANS: Ring The Bell

I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK:  Biden Admin: Born Male, Register For Draft.

WELL, I THINK IT WILL COMFORT UKRAINIAN TEACHERS TO KNOW EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR THEY’RE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN OUR POOR EXCUSE FOR TEACHERS*:  Randi Weingarten Takes Trip to Ukraine.

*I was going to say “our idiots” but there is nothing the idiots have done to deserve comparison.

I STILL DON’T TRUST YOU IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM:  Tulsi Gabbard Issues Blistering Smackdown Of Democrat “Elite Cabal”.

SOMETHING IS ROTTEN:  In the Chauvin appeal.

NORMALLY I DO A PROMO POST ON SUNDAY, BUT THIS ONE WAS DELAYED DUE TO … INTERNET HAMSTER ISSUES:  Book Promo And Vignettes by Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

There’s also a fun vignette challenge.

THE PEOPLE WHO THREATEN THIS STUFF ARE THE ONES NO ONE WANTS TO TOUCH:  Michelle Obama’s ‘When We All Vote’ partners with BLK dating app that made ‘No Voting No Vucking’ video.

PERHAPS MAKING THEM GUARD THE GUILTY JUNTA FROM IMAGINARY THREATS WASN’T A GREAT IDEA:  National Guard troops leaving faster than new enlistments.

THE PROPER MEASURE OF DRIVE-THRU SPEED IS NOT HOW LONG A CAR WAITS IN THE LINE BUT HOW MANY CARS GET SERVED EVERY FIVE MINUTES:  Chick-fil-A has slowest drive-thru, 2022 fast-food report says.