ADAM SCHIFF IS NOT HUMORLESS, HE’S A PRACTICAL JOKE:  Latest ‘Twitter Files’ reveal Humorless Adam Schiff, Dems pushed to censor Biden joke.

COME TO THE BIG APPLE, SEE A BROADWAY SHOW, HAVE A GREAT DINNER AND ABORT YOUR CHILD:  Adams inks deal to offer abortion pills at NYC clinics — sparking ‘tourism’ fears.

And what’s the point of this nonsense when the pills can be mailed everywhere in the country.

DIFFERENT RULES FOR THEM: For Biden Supporters, No Lie Is Too Much To Break The Faith.

THIS WORLD IS A NOVEL WRITTEN BY A BAD NOVELIST:  Here, there, everywhere: the would-be Iran deal and the Mar-A-Lago raid; the Ukrainian Jewish Hitler who fought in the Red Army.

OF COURSE. LEFTIST PRIVILEGE:  Biden seems to have scattered documents here and there, like breadcrumbs.

THEY ARE STEALING ELECTIONS IN PLAIN SIGHT. AND IT NEEDS TO STOP:  The Kari Lake election fraud verdict: Part III.

WESTERN ELITES HATE CIVILIZATION:  Migrant Wave Hits Europe as Illegal Border Crossings Reach Six Year High.

ABOUT TIME:  House GOP Opens Investigations Into Biden’s Classified Documents Scandal.

ROTTEN TO THE CORE:  Four More Virginia Schools Admit To Withholding National Merit Awards From Students.

LET THEM STARVE IN THE DARK:  Greta Thunberg Joins German Climate Squatters Occupying Coal Mining Area.

NOOOOOOO! BEHOLD, THE SHOCK ON MY FACE: Report: Facebook Admits To Suppressing “Often-True Content” At WH Request.

MORE OF THIS:  DeSantis Permitted To Gather Data On “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” in Public Universities, Judge Rules.

FROM LAURA MONTGOMERY:  Under the Earthline: A Science Fiction Lost Colony Adventure.

WELL, OF COURSE:  DOJ Indicts Trump For Biden’s Possession Of Classified Documents.

America’s paper of record. Tomorrow’s news today!

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  On Reading Scientific Papers.

SHE’S TURNIG JAPANESE, SHE THINKS SHE’S TURNING JAPANESE, SHE REALLY THINKS SO …   Italian American Gwen Stefani repeatedly insists she’s ‘Japanese’.

Video!

NEXT TIME JUST SAY YOU’RE CROSSING ILLEGALLY TO COME TO AMERICA, SPEAK A MADE UP LANGUAGE:  US citizens detained, fined thousands for using wrong lane at Mexico border.

MORE OF THIS:  Pushback: Blacklisted Virginia Tech soccer player wins $100K settlement.

“ANYTHING HAS GOT TO BE BETTER THAN WHAT WE CURRENTLY HAVE.”:  Firefighters back DeSantis’ plan for Florida to control Disney district.

AND ALL THE OTHER MEDIA IS COMPLICIT AS WELL:  By Enabling Leftist Misinformation, Twitter Helped Democrats And Their Media Allies Peddle Another Russia Hoax.

GO ON AND BET:  Betting Site Posts Odds for Location of Next Classified Biden Docs Discovery.

GET POOR QUICK:  Socialism: The flipside of get-rich-quick schemes.

THANK YOU FOR TRYING:  House Republicans Demand Biden Not Ban Gas Stoves, Submit Legislation to Stop Agency From Doing So.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE!  NYC DA Offers Cushy Plea Deals To “Pro-Palestinian” Thugs Who Assaulted Jews on City Streets.

COME AND GET IT:  Numerous Illinois Sheriff Departments Won’t Enforce Gov. Pritzker’s ‘Assault Weapon Ban’.