ROLL LEFT AND DIE!   Paypal losing customers at an alarming rate, even as it blacklists Hong Kong pro-democracy group.

THE LEFT IS VIOLENT. IT’S PART OF THEIR BELIEFS:  Permissible and Impermissible Incendiary Speech?

BEHOLD OUR SHOCKED FACES:  Paul Pelosi’s alleged attacker described by his neighbor as ‘left-leaning nudist drug abuser’.

Synchronized show of shock is a future Olympic event, if they keep this happen.

AND THAT’S THE LEAST OF ITS AWFULNESS:  Candy corn contains a disgusting ingredient made from insects.

I DO NOT THINK THEY REALIZE HOW INEFFECTIVE A PROTEST MOVE THIS IS:  Pro-transgender activists eat pages from Bible to protest Matt Walsh appearance at University of Wisconsin.

They think Christians are Muslims?

THE POSSIBILITY OF FREEZING IN THE MORNING CONCENTRATES THE MIND WONDERFULLY:  Wind farm dismantled to expand coal mine as Germany faces its green reckoning.

ONE OF HUNDREDS, MAYBE THOUSANDS:  Big ballot-havesting operation busted in Orlando, Florida.

THIS IS SOUNDING MORE AND MORE LIKE A DOMESTIC DISPUTE GONE BAD:  Pelosi Attacker David DePape Is A Drug-Addled Leftist Progressive.

NO. THEY’RE COUNTING ON FRAUD:  Are Democrats Trying To Lose Races?

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Dems Pounce on ‘Report’ About Ron DeSantis and Clarence Thomas That Turned out to Be Fake News.

DON’T GET YOUR HOPES UP. REMEMBER THEY HAVE FRAUD VOTE BY MAIL:  New Poll Finds Democrat Patty Murray Only One Point Ahead of Republican Tiffany Smiley in WA State Senate Race.

ROWING BACK FROM THE EDGE:  The UK’s National Health Service issues some sanity on underage transgender transition.

TOMBOYS AREN’T EVEN NECESSARILY GAY. TRUST ME:  “Save the Tomboys”: Gays Against Groomers Takes A Stand Against The Lie That Tomboys Are Inherently Transgender.

ONE THING LEFT OFF THEIR “TOP 10 THINGS LIKELY TAKEN OVER BY CATS”: YOUR HEART:  Cats have 5 major personality types, pet owners believe.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  How to clean your keyboard with the best products, per an expert.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DONATE IT ALL TO THE GOVERNMENT:  I’m an heiress ‘annoyed’ by my multibillion-dollar inheritance and want nearly all of it taxed away.

Kindly leave other human beings out of your weird fetish, though. We don’t kink shame. You don’t ask them to take our money.

TEH GRAUNIAD IS MAINLINING LSD AGAIN:  Guardian: World Close to “Irreversible Climate Breakdown”.

FULL FRONTAL CLOWN WORLD:  Whacko attack on Paul Pelosi; mounting evidence that lab leak happened at Wuhan.

INTERESTING:  The campaign ad game.

AT THIS RATE MY SHOCKED FACE WON’T BE WORTH PATCHING UP:  Ballot harvesting in Florida.

UH. DOES HE OWN A MIRROR?  Massachusetts Congressman Warns Republicans About Chickens.

AND THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  Threat of Nationwide Railroad Strike Grows after 2nd Union Rejects Proposed Deal.

THE KOMISSAR COMMISSIONER SHOULD KEEP HER (?) LIP ZIPPED, OR NEXT TIME THE US WILL STAY HOME WHEN THE GERMANS MARCH THROUGH BELGIUM:  ‘In Europe, The Bird Will Fly By Our Rules,’ EU Commissioner Warns Elon Musk.

Oh, who am I kidding. Hopefully we stay home anyway. Let Europe bury Europe. (What? I’m tired.)

IT SMELLS:  Paul Pelosi Attack – Follow The Evidence, Not The Media Spin.

BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Legacy Media (Hilariously) Duped By Actors Pretending To Be Fired Twitter Employees.