WHY ARE WE ONLY HEARING OF THIS VIA PJM? AND WHY DIDN’T THE DEMOCRATS SEE THIS COMING?  Michigan Muslims Rock the Casbah Over Gay Porn in Schools, Jumping En Masse to the GOP.

Because, say it with me now: the left can’t read the room.

THE LEFT REALLY CAN’T READ THE ROOM: A Friendly Letter To The Foes of the Republic.

I’M NOT SUPERSTITIOUS (I’M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL) BUT…  Rare Election Day total lunar eclipse and “blood moon”.

I see a bad moon rising…

“300 MILLION OF MY ANCESTORS ARE BURIED IN AMERICA”???  Kyrie Irving still won’t apologize in train-wreck press conference: ‘I cannot be anti-Semitic’.

Good Lord. He is a shining beacon of glorious stupidity.

THE LEFT CAN’T READ THE ROOM:  The Lightning Rod.

IN THE PRC DISPENSING POISONOUS GAS IS A GOVERNMENT MONOPOLY:  Hong Kong teacher arrested after sharing recipe to make poisonous gas.

STEPHEN COLBERT DOESN’T NEED TO DO DUE DILIGENCE, HE HAS ENLIGHTENED ATTITUDES: Michigan man who switched to GOP rips Stephen Colbert for saying he was made up.

Well, their “switchers” are usually made up, so he thought it was a solid bet, right?

HIS FATHER IS RIGHT. HE SOLD HIS SOLD, AND HIS SANITY WENT ALONG WITH IT:  Noted presidential historian Michael Beschloss has an alarmist prediction to make.

Neo says they’re often sane in other things, but can someone that deranged be considered sane?  Well, I’ll go on as I started tonight. Have we considered possession?

THORAZINE. ON TAP:  Biden Speech, Take Two: All MAGA’s Fault.

WHY EVEN?  EVIL: NPR Broadcasts Audio Of Woman Getting An Abortion.

EXTREME ULTRA MAGA, ASSEMBLE!  Biden Midterms Closing Argument: Trump And “Extreme MAGA Republicans” Are “Un-American”.

By our combined powers, we’ll restore the Republic.

COFF. MUCH POPULAR. VERY FUTURE BELONGING TO THEM:   Jake Tapper’s Primetime Show is Latest Casualty at CNN.

Extreme arrow of history.

HE MANAGES TO LOOK CREEPY AND YET, WELL…. BETA:  ‘My Eyes. My Eyes!’: Beto’s Abortion Video is the Creepiest and Cringiest Video in 2022 Politics.

I SEE. SHOULDN’T THEY HAVE DONE THAT SOONER?  National Police Association Calls for New Congress to Investigate 2020 BLM/Antifa Riots.

But tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

I’M SORRY, THERE’S AN INVESTMENT FIRM CALLED MORNINGSTAR?  Morningstar Agrees to Eliminate Anti-Israel Bias In Investment Rating System.

Look, guys, I’m not even religious that way, but this is bad novel levels of foreshadowing. Are you for real now? People are investing with this? Try to avoid being badly plotted, okay?

Oh, Lucifer, son of the morning, how hast thou fallen? Yeah, I’d say that — um — there was some anti-Israel bias.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST:  Hamas Terrorist Killed In Gaza Tunnel Collapse.

RUBS FOREHEAD: THE BABYLON BEE IS JUST STRAIGHT UP REPORTING NEWS AGAIN:  Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating .

FOR WHOM IS THIS A SURPRISE?  Pennsylvania Supreme Court Says Don’t Count Undated Ballots.

NO. IT WON’T VOTE BY MAIL MEANS THE DEMS NEVER LOSE ELECTIONS AGAIN:  West Coast Will Indicate Size Of The Red Wave.

In person. On paper. Purple fingers. That’s the beginning of regaining our trust. The beginning.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE US A LIST OF THINGS BLOOMBERG DOESN’T UNDERSTAND, WE’LL BE HERE ALL DAY:  Bloomberg Don’t Understand Why China Needs Coal.

LOL. THEY ALWAYS THINK WE JUST DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THEM:  Newsom: Democrat Messaging Isn’t Working.

ABOUT TIME:  Cambridge University students set to receive free speech training.

MORE PREPAREDNESS:  Preparedness On The Fly II: Complete Nutrition I.

HEY, ELON, GOT SOME SPARE CHANGE?  Today’s blacklisted American: Amazon blacklists book because it says something someone at Amazon doesn’t like.

CLOWNWORLD:  Vermont news outlet blacklists its own story to protect the queer agenda at a local school.