BYE FELICIA, DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR KNOW-WHAT:  New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern suddenly resigns; how “free shipping” from Chinese companies is actually paid by Westerners.

COMPLETE WITH AN IMAGINARY BIDEN:  Biden’s classified documents as a story.

YEAH, THAT WILL WASH:  Today’s blacklisted American: Minnesota to blacklist all Christians, Jews, or Muslims from teaching.

QUICK, LIGHT THE VIRTUE SIGNAL!  Astrophysicist says her field is “steeped in systemic racism and white supremacy”.

And you know, she’s right. Everyone is always talking about black holes and how dense they are. That’s straight up racism. They could at least say African-American holes, right? Politeness costs nothing!

IT’S WORSE THAN THAT, THE LEFT IS A RELIGION WITHOUT REDEMPTION:  Carbon Offsets: 21st Century indulgences.

LOL:  Alec Baldwin Baffled That He, Not The Gun, Will Be Charged With Manslaughter.

ONE DAY, PAPER BALLOTS, PURPLE FINGERS:  Inside Democrats’ Newest Election Takeover Scheme: Report Unmasks ‘Dark Money’ Group You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.

Or we’re all disenfranchised.

ROBERTS, OF COURSE:  Supreme Court Says Unable To Figure Out Who Leaked Abortion Decision Draft.

It’s that or the (Un)Wise Latina.

ALAS COLORADO:  Two Colorado Libraries Close Due to Methamphetamine Contamination.

PUT A FORK IN HARVARD. IT’S DONE:  Harvard Capitulates: Will Give Ken Roth, Who Devoted His Life To Delegitimizing Israel, Prestigious Human Rights Fellowship After All.

DESANTIS ONE, SOROS ZERO:  Federal Judge Upholds DeSantis’s Suspension of State Attorney for ‘Neglect of Duty’.

Other supposedly conservative governors? Learn.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Texas A&M Medical School Removed Photos of White Male Alumni to Showcase Diversity.

BECAUSE EQUALITY BEFORE THE LAW IS IN SEVERE DANGER AND MAYBE DEAD:  Chauvin State Appeal Argued – Low Likelihood Of Success Despite Being Deprived Of A Fair Trial.

TURNS OUT THE MURPHIC INDUSTRIES SALE CODE IS STILL AVAILABLE, IF YOU’RE IN THE MARKET FOR GAMING MINIS:  MurphicIndustries.

Use: HOYTSHOCKED for a discount.  (And no, I don’t make anything out of this, but the owner is a friend and, well, one of us.)

I’M NOT WORRIED SHE’LL GO BLIND – I’M WORRIED SHE’LL VOTE:  I tattooed my eyeballs black — people are worried I’ll go blind.

DIVERSITY MEETINGS AREN’T FOR ANSWERING QUESTIONS, THEY’RE FOR ISSUING ORDERS:  College professor claims he’s being fired for asking questions during campus diversity meeting.

AMAZING HOW THAT HAPPENS:  Hamline University Walks Back Claims After Professor Sues.

UH UH. LE ANCIEN REGIME THOUGHT SO TOO. THEN THE TUMBRILS ROLLED:  U.N. Secretary General Tells Davos Elites Citizens Don’t Matter.

THE RETURN OF MY SHOCKED FACE:  Biden Lawyers And FBI Are Covering For Him.

IS THERE ANYTHING BUT PROSTITUTES AT DAVO?  Here, there, everywhere: what’s life like under Ḥamas; prostitutes in Davos; the societal price of extended adolescence; Israeli constitutional crisis in the making.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN: At Least 16 Virginia Schools Allegedly Withheld Merit Awards From Students.

THEY’RE RAMPING UP THE OFFENSIVE:  Jordan Stages “Diplomatic Incident” Over Temple Mount, Claims Envoy Stopped From Visiting The Holy Site.

FOR THEIR CRONIES, YES:  John Kerry Says Key to Fighting Climate Change is Money, Money, Money.

IF THEY CARRY THE DAY, THEY JUST PUSH MORE TOWARDS MOB JUSTICE:  Houston Activists Want Taqueria Shooter to be Arrested, Charged.

THIS WOMAN IS A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT AGAINST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRING:  Jean-Pierre Calls Harris ‘President,’ WH Press Corps Hammers Her Over Biden Docs.