Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

OH, THIS WILL END WELL:  Non-Citizens Can Now Become Police Officers in Illinois.

Yes I do know that this is part of what the left intended by opening the borders, but it only shows their complete lack of understanding of other countries/cultures.

Popcorn stocks will shoot through the roof.

HATE CRIME (OF SPEECH) CAN TAKE A HIKE. WE HAVE A FIRST AMENDMENT:  GOP Warns New Hate Crime Law Will ‘Police’ Speech and Prosecute ‘Misgendering’.

Speech that goes along to get along needs no protection. By definition, any speech that needs protection is speech others don’t like. Call it “hate speech” or, you know, in these crazy times, it might be more accurate to call it “naked truth.” But it is still protected.

*I’d like to add only that king Zhou Bai-Den, vice roi of his serene majest Winnie The Xi, is naked. And you can’t find his gonads with a microscope.*

SO WE MIGHT BE A COUPLE OF DEGREES WARMER (IN SOME PLACES,) BUT IT’S TRANSITORY, AND IT’S NOT BECAUSE OF CARBON*:  What NASA and the European Space Agency are admitting but the media are failing to report about our current heat wave.

The only problem with carbon is that the climate alarmists are made of just as much carbon as the rest of us.  We should remind them of this early and often.  “Hey, I have an idea to reduce carbon!” said with a bright, manic smile might work.

Also, don’t despair. Yes, it’s warm. It’s Summer. However, just a little bit warmer — a few percents of a degree, in all likelihood, overall — will be great if it results in milder winters.

 

TO BE FAIR, THIS COULD BE THE RESULT OF SOME ILL-CONSIDERED RULE WRITING:  EXCLUSIVE: Fox News whistleblowers expose company’s support for far-left charities.

To be fair-er, a company should take care with that sort of thing and not bite the hand that feeds it or spit in the face of its demographics. See Bud Light for why.

SHOULD BE THE ONLY REASON FOR HIRING OR ADMITTING:  Merit.

OF COURSE THEY DO. THE WHOLE THING WAS COOKED BETWEEN BIDEN AND RUSSIA:  U.S. Reportedly Continues Secret Negotiations With Russia.

I mean, people, for the love of heaven “we’re really mad at Russia, but they’re our negotiators with Iran.”  Yeah, sure.