Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

CASTS JAUNDICED LOOK AT LI. SIDE EYES CALENDAR. UM… THEY PUT THIS UP YESTERDAY:  Former CNN Employee Don Lemon Signals He’s Open to Running for President.

But it might be true. After all he’s Netflix recast Pete Buttigieg. And Pete Buttigieg — Alfred E. Neuman’s less plausible twin — thinks he’s running for president.

BY ANY AND EVERY MEANS, WE MUST LEAVE THIS OUR CRADLE AND REACH FOR THE STARS:  Going above and beyond.

SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE IN NONSENSE ON STILTS:  Cry Harder.

FROM MARY CATELLI:  Spells in Secret.

Magical doors and other mischief mix badly with tales about murder, as young scholars return to Graytowers.

Kenneth, as prefect, thought he had his hands filled with the beginning of the new session, but when one magical door takes him and another scholar far past the bounds of a prank, they barely escape with their lives, and their escape means only that they are in graver danger. They must hide, leaving the school, and casting all their spells in secret.