NAH. THIS WOULD BE BETTER IF IT INVOLVED GETTING A BABY ALLIGATOR DRUNK:  Florida bill looks like it was presented by Florida Man.

THIS ALL SOUNDS TERRIBLY FAMILIAR:  Conformity, Cruelty, and Political Activism (update).

UNEXPLAINED THINGS SURROUND US REALLY:  Another Visit to the Quadrangle.

THEIR CLAIM TO KNOW NOTHING OF HIS HISTORY IS SIMPLY NOT BELIEVABLE:  Doritos Fires Trans Brand Ambassador After Tweet About 12-Year-Old Surfaces.

UH.  ANY INFO THEY’D LIKE TO SHARE?  New York is mobilizing 750 National Guardsmen to do bag checks in the subway system and there’s nothing to see here so move along.

TOM KNIGHTON OF TILTING AT WINDMILLS HAS STARTED A FICTION SUBSTACK:  Song of Talwin: Prelude.

NOW THEY TELL ME! EVEN STATES SUCH AS WEST VIRGINIA, INDIANA, KENTUCKY AND ALASKA  ARE JOINING THE ACTION:  Money moves: These US cities will pay you up to $15K to relocate there.

GREAT NEWS – NOW GET CRACKING ON TREATMENTS:  Scientists discover sources of Parkinson’s disease, Tourette’s syndrome, and OCD in bombshell study.

THE STATES OF CONFUSION, BEWILDERMENT AND PANIC:  Investor who predicted the 2008 housing crash reveals the top 3 US states to keep an eye on.

IF THE GOVERNMENT TRIED TO MAKE DIRT AFFORDABLE, THEY’D CAUSE A SHORTAGE OF DIRT:  Canadian thinktank needs to rethink the “think” thing.

ISN’T THERE A SONG ABOUT COMMIES IN HELL?  Happy Death Day, You Miserable Son of a Bitch.

Mind you, there should be more. Happy songs are always nice.

NO SH*T SHERLOCK:  UN Report: “sexual violence occurred during the 7 October attacks in multiple locations … including rape and gang rape”.

UNUSUALLY BRILLIANT FOR SAUDI-AURORA:  ‘Non-Sanctuary City’: Aurora, CO, Rejects Illegal Immigrants From Denver.

THIS WAS ADDRESSED ON MARK LEVIN’S FNC SHOW LAST WEEKEND:  Bombshell Report Alleges Jack Smith Was Unconstitutionally Appointed Special Counsel.

BYRON YORK LAYS OUT THE SCHEMES:  Trump lawfare update.

WHEN SINEMA REFUSED TO ENDORSE ELIMINATING THE FILIBUSTER THE DEMS MADE HER CONTINUANCE IN THE PARTY INTOLERABLE:  Oh, So That’s What Kyrsten Sinema Is Doing in 2024.

If/when the GOP get control of the Senate, their first order of business ought to be to take a vote to end the filibuster, subject to a cloture vote enabling the Senate Dems to cast the deciding votes to end or preserve the filibuster. Put them on the spot and put them on record.

BUT GOOD PEOPLE STILL DO GOOD WORK:  Independent Journalist Uncovers MASSIVE Letitia James Financial Fraud? Viva Frei Live. [VIDEO]

EVEN MORE HORRIFYING:  Documents Show Planned Parenthood Exchanges Baby Body Parts For Intellectual Property Rights.

HORRIFYING:  STORY OF THE DAY: Leaked files from top gender-medicine organization expose serious ethics violations, deaths from “treatments,” other horrors.

CHASER:  Why I Was Wrong About Trans.

SEEMS JUST LAST WEEK THE LEFT WAS CALLING TRUMP HITLER:  Jewish advocates want NYC school officials fired after shocking antisemitism claims — including student posing as Hitler.

IF YOU LIKED JAMES WHITE’S STAR DOCTOR, YOU’LL LIKELY LIKE THIS:  FROM PATRICK CHILES:   Interstellar Medic: The Long Run.

#CommissionEarned

Being a paramedic is a tough job; it’s tougher when you stumble onto a crashed alien spacecraft.

Melanie Mooney thought she was just doing her job when she came upon an unusual accident in the deep woods late one night. Acting alone, what she found was nothing like she’d expected. What followed was even more unexpected.

Recruited by emissaries of a galaxy-spanning civilization, Melanie is thrust into a world she thought only existed in supermarket tabloids. As the first human in the Galactic Union Medical Corps, she cares for extraterrestrials in desperate need of a medic who can ignore the fact that they’re nothing like any patient she’s ever seen, even on their best days. And in emergency medicine, it’s a given that every patient is having the worst day of their life.

Each run takes her deeper into the galaxy and farther from home, navigating alien cultures that only get weirder with each call. It will take all of Melanie’s experience, instinct, and grit to prove herself—and the rest of humanity—to be worthy of the Union. That’s a lot to put on a woman who’d just like to end the day with a cheeseburger and a cold beer.

AND WE’LL CONTINUE HAVING WRONG FUN:  Puddleglum’s response.

IF HAMAS DOESN’T SURRENDER ALL HOSTAGES AND THE LEADERS WHO PLANNED THE 10/07 ATTACK, WHY SHOULD ISRAEL ACCEPT THAT DEAL?  Kamala Harris calls for Israel and Hamas to accept immediate six-week cease-fire: ‘Deal is on the table’.

THIS:  “A Republic, Madam, if you can keep it.”

5000 HOURS OF J6 FOOTAGE ON RUMBLE:  Right here.