AS YOU KNOW SOMETIMES I GET KING HARVEY COFFEE: A Coffee For All Seasons.

THE BABYLON BEE IS NOW JUST REPORTING THE UNVARNISHED TRUTH:  Arizona Indicts Trump Allies For Questioning Election Results While Republican.

Someone tell them that penetrating to the heart of the matter is not funny.

MORE HAUNTING PARALLELS:  Where Went the Wind?

I PERSONALLY WAS SHOCKED:  To the Great Surprise of Many…

ANOTHER DOCTOR DEMANDS GREAT BRITAIN FOLLOW THE FACTS, NOT ‘TEH SCIENCE’: Dr Neale Hanvey’s remarkable contribution to the Bridgen excess deaths debate.

THE DEFENCE OF BRITISH VALUES WILL BE IN THE HANDS OF MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS:  £75billion more for defence? Who’s going to do the defending?

WORD IS THE WHITE HOUSE DEEMS THE PROTESTS A MINOR MATTER AND IS MOSTLY ANNOYED AT HAVING TO ADDRESS IT:  Anti-Israel protesters who set up ‘intifada’ tent camp at state-funded NYC college seen pushing school security in dramatic video.

ALL THE CLIMATE BS IS FRAUD AND CORRUPTION ALL THE WAY DOWN. EVERYWHERE:  New document release reveals the astounding fraud, deception and idiocy accompanying the German nuclear phase-out.

COMING SOON TO A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN NEAR YOU:  WILD: Black athletic director arrested for using AI audio to frame white principal with racist rant. Here are the details.

I ALSO DON’T HAVE THEM. I DO HOWEVER HAVE A BAD FEELING:  All the Answers.

YOU MUST HAVE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH LIKE AN HYENA:  Report: Gaza Terrorists Attack U.S. Humanitarian Pier During Construction Work.

I don’t have a heart of stone.

A GENERATION OF SHEEP:  NYU Anti-Israel Student Protester Asks Friend, ‘Why Are We Protesting Here?’

IF THEY DO THIS, THEY’LL FIND WHAT RESISTANCE IS. NO ONE BELIEVES IN THEIR CLIMATE NONSENSE, ANYWAY:  Biden Weighs Declaring “National Climate Emergency”.

WELL, NO. THESE ARE THE IDIOTS WE ALLOWED TO BE FRAUDED INTO POWER:  These are the idiots WE have put in power.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Thomas Jefferson High School Drops Out of Top Ten Nationwide After Adopting “Equity” Admissions Policy.

MAYBE SET UP TENT CITIES BLOCKING TRAFFIC?  Sausages, bonfires and sneering at the eco-nutters – what to do next Earth Day.

MAYBE IT CAN’T BE IGNORED BUT IT CAN BE SUPPRESSED:  This strong evidence of the link between covid vaccines and cancer can no longer be ignored.

AND THEY’RE STILL IGNORING US:  Lest we forget – it’s three years since this anti-lockdown march.

LOOK, HE WAS JUST UPSET HE DREW THE SHORT STRAW TO GUARD THE IDIOT:  Secret Service officer protecting Kamala Harris came to blows with other agents at Joint Base Andrews.

IN OTHER REPORTING, LOOK WHO’S COMPLAINING ABOUT ‘BAD FAITH’:   NPR Chief Defends Coverage, Accuses Critics of ‘Bad Faith Distortion’ of Her Views.

OH, REELY? WHAT ABOUT JANUARY SIXTH?  FBI Director Christopher Wray: ‘We Don’t Monitor Protests’.

ON THE OTHER HAND, I WOULDN’T VOUCH FOR THESE “SCIENTISTS”:  Scientists Sign Declaration Proclaiming Fish, Lobsters, Octopi, and Insects Have “Consciousness”.

What? They don’t think “experts” have beclowned themselves enough?

THEY SURE DO LOVE THEM SOME DEATH!  Maine Law Shields Doctors Who Perform Abortions, Child Mutilation.

WHY ARE WE TOLERATING THIS? DEFUND COLUMBIA NOW. NO FEDERAL MONEY. AND I STRONGLY ADVISE ALUMNI TO CLOSE THEIR WALLETS TOO:  Anti-Israel Encampments: Columbia Caves, Extends ‘Negotiations’ as Hamas Reportedly Shows Support for Protesters.

WELL, OF COURSE THEY WOULD. HOW VERY DARE YOU HAVE A VERIFIABLE IDENTITY AND PAST?  In the Name of “Equity”, California Proposes to Ban Popular TSA Skipping Program.

Do you want to make illegal aliens with faked identities feel bad and more inferior? Well, do you? You’re probably a white supremacist and nationalist…  Also does anyone have a pair of pliers? My tongue seems to be wedged in my cheek.