Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

GEEZE, MERRICK – YESTERDAY THE FBI WAS TELLING US THE ‘USE OF FORCE AUTHORIZATION’ WAS STANDARD BOILERPLATE IN FBI SEARCH WARRANTS. CAN’T YOU GUYS GET ON THE SAME PAGE?  AG Garland denounces Trump claim ‘deadly force’ approved in Mar-a-Lago raid: ‘False and extremely dangerous’.

For those playing bingo, they’ve played “It’s completely normal”, then “It never happened”, next up is “It happened and it’s a good thing.”

I THINK THIS IS SATIRICAL BUT EVERY DAY IT GETS HARDER TO BE SURE:  Angela Rayner, the face of Sewage.

Proposed actions include the establishment of five new Ministries: for Rain, Drought, Wind, Drizzle and Sewage. Sir Keir Starmer believes the issues to be so important that he plans to appoint his best brains to lead the new Ministries. Ed Miliband will supervise Rain, David Lammy will be the mastermind for Drought, Lisa Nandy will control Wind, Nadia Whittome will sprinkle her wisdom on Drizzle and Angela Rayner will be the face of Sewage.

NO:  Would you buy a car with a shrinking fuel tank?

With an EV battery:

  • the maximum range seems to be somewhere between 150 and 250 miles;

  • you’re advised to charge it only up to 80 per cent;

  • the battery degrades every time you charge it, thus reducing the range;

  • when the battery needs replacing (supposedly after eight to ten years but probably earlier), you’ll need to spend over £10,000 on a new one, so you might as well scrap your EV;

  • even a minor accident or bumping into a kerb may mean you have to buy a new £10,000 battery as it’s impossible to know whether the potentially explosive battery has been damaged;

GO ON. RE-READ PUPPET MASTERS:  Masquerade.

IF THIS GOES ON, THERE WILL BE SHORTAGE OF ROPE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER:  Why this year’s encampment protests are a harbinger of things to come.

ONCE YOU LOSE THEM, YOU CAN’T GET THEM BACK:  Norms.