Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

NEWS YOU PROBABLY CAN USE (NO SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE THEM IN THIS STORE NEAR US, IN FLYOVER COUNTRY. YOU PROBABLY DO TOO):  The joy of Portuguese wines.

They’re even (relatively) cheap.

I’VE FLOWN THE APPEAL TO HEAVEN FLAG SINCE 2008. SUDDENLY IT’S CONTROVERSIAL:  The Top 11 Flags You Should Fly To Trigger Communist Enemies Of The People.

If you object, do come to the door and tell me why. Should be fun. You can tell me why you have problems with the I stand with Israel sticker on the door while we’re at it. Oh, the fun we will have.

MY MEME POSTS ARE THE REASON I’VE BEEN UPPING MY HEAT TOLERANCE; WE ALL KNOW WHERE I’M GOING TO END UP, AFTER ALL:  Meme Me Awake.

FROM JULIE FROST:  Dark Day, Bright Hour.


A choir girl cast into the Pit through an egregious clerical error
Her strapping Guardian Angel
A condemned hitman
… and Derek

–a crossroads demon who’s been secretly storing up power for millennia.

He wants revenge on everyone on his extensive list, from Lucifer all the way up to Daddy and every devil and angel between. It’s a frankly impossible goal for a low-level guy like him, but “dream big” is his motto and sheer spite keeps him going.

Now he’s stuck escorting three idiots through Hell—and Derek has a history with the angel, thanks very much.
An infernal rebellion looms along with a premature Armageddon, and the black and withered thing Derek used to call a conscience rears its stupid, stupid head. He’s faced with a choice.

Rescue friends he never thought he’d make from a boss he never really thought he’d defy, at the possible cost of his life, such as it is…

Or let it all burn and dance in the ashes.