THE PARTY DOESN’T CARE HOW CANNON FODDER VOTES:  The Pentagon Fails to Send Absentee Ballots to Active Military Service Members.

TRYING TO STRADDLE THE DIVIDE MERELY IRRITATES BOTH SIDES:  These Left-Wing Muslims Have a Savage Message for Kamala.

WHAT ON EARTH?  Biden: Republicans ‘are the Kinds of Guys You Like to Smack in the Ass’.

I DON’T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION, BUT I KNOW A LOT OF YOU WORRY, SO:  War and Cough.

And yes, I tried to make it funny and it’s a little lame…

SHE SURE DID:  Republican Chinese Immigrant Brings the Fire to House Debate with Jake Sullivan’s Wife.

GIVE IT A SPIN, GUYS:  Open Call for Boy’s Adventure!

DID WE MENTION, BRACE, BRACE, BRACE:  FOX BUSINESS: “Private sector jobs: NEGATIVE 28,000. NEGATIVE. We were looking for 90,000 added.”

AND A WIN IN THE CULTURE WAR:  College Volleyball’s Spartan Meltdown.

IN BLUE NEVADA, LITTLE VICTORIES:  Nevada’s Constitution: Court Rules State Workers Can’t Be Legislators.

WELL, THAT’S INTERESTING:  Jerry Seinfeld slams his children’s school for offering ‘distressed’ students day off after election.

I GET THIS TOO:  Brace, Brace, Brace.

THEY’VE REALLY GOTTEN ON CATHOLICS’ NERVES:  The Ripple Effect.

IT’S NOT JUST SPRINGFIELD. AND THERE’S OTHERS….  Residents in small Ohio village reveal biggest concerns after community rocked by illegal immigrants.

CAN WE TRUST THEM TO CONDUCT AN URGENT EVACUATION IN TIME?  Astronauts Aboard International Space Station Told to Prepare for Urgent Evacuation.

NO! KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A FEATHER! THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE!  PA Fraudulent Voter Forms Connected to Company Linked to Democrats.

IT’S MORE THAN THAT. THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE THE TIDE OF FRAUD PLAUSIBLE:  Polling Guru Nate Silver Accuses Pollsters of Cheating, Herding to Make Race Appear Tight.

AGAIN?  Liz Cheney Threat Hoax: Media “Just Outright Lying” And “Just Making Stuff Up”

They’ve been making stuff up as long as I’ve been alive.

DEFEAT THE LEFT’S LOCK ON PUBLISHING:  Independent Authors’ Books at the Library – and How You Can Help Get Them There.

A TASK MAKING THE AUGEAN STABLES LOOK LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK:  If Trump Wins, This Is the Man Working to Cleanup DOJ.

SOMEONE’S GONNA BE SNEAKING INTO SHUL SABBATH NIGHT:  Chuck Schumer labeled ‘traitor’ after damning report reveals he quietly advised Columbia leaders to ignore criticism of campus antisemitism.

WHAT DID CALIFORNIANS USE BEFORE CANDLES?  Newsom Signs Executive Order Targeting California’s High Electricity Prices.

IF YOU HAVE A DRONE OVER US TERRITORY THE US MILITARY IS ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT ALLOWED TO SHOOT IT DOWN:  Lasers, Microwaves, Missiles, Guns Not On The Table For Domestic Drone Defense.

File under: Say what?

THE BBC DELIBERATELY MISSES THE POINT:  Investigating Musk’s far-fetched claim about Democrats importing voters.

OH, THERE’S A LOT OF OTHER STUFF TOO. ALL THOSE TROLLS YOU THOUGHT WERE FIFTY CENT ARMY? PROBABLY COMMIE LAWHORISH’S VOLUNTEER PUDDING HEADS:  ‘Block Community Notes We Don’t Like’: Harris Campaign Caught Red-Handed Manipulating X To Censor Criticism.

It’s like NPC programming base code.

DOES THE PHRASE “IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID!” RING A FAINT BELL?  During a stop in Muskegon Heights, Michigan, Bill Clinton admitted the economy was better under Donald Trump, but that’s not a good enough reason to vote for him over Kamala Harris.