ANOTHER ELECTION LIKE THIS AND THE DEMOCRATS WILL DEMAND WE CLOSE THE BORDER:  Scarborough, Sharpton Claim Black and Hispanic Men are Sexist and Racist.

HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY SQUIRREL:  Downfall: The people want justice for Peanut.

ANYONE KNOWS IF LIBERAL TEARS ARE HEAVY ON CARBS?  Jon Stewart Lashes Out at Pollsters After Harris Defeat.

NOWHERE NEAR TIRED OF WINNING:  More Winning: Progressive Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón Loses Reelection.

STOP. I ALREADY VOTED FOR HIM. CAN’T DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT A TIME MACHINE:  ‘Trump Shock’: European Media in Meltdown Over Trump’s Victory.

Okay fine. I’ll invent a time machine! Show me how upset the European media is again!

I WOULDN’T ADVISE THAT. CANADA PRESCRIBES DEATH IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED:  Trump Wins, “Move To Canada” Searches Spike, Liberals Meltdown Online.

IT MIGHT BE CONSIDERED SEXIST. ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY’RE REALLY BAD AT TEACHING ANYTHING:  What do you mean, “They Didn’t Say Anything About That”?!?

WE’LL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT: We will not surrender without a fight.

HEY, WORLD! YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET. WE HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN:  ‘This will truly be the golden age of America’ .

ON GUY FAWKES NIGHT:  Remember, remember! The fifth of November.

AT MY BLOG, TURNS OUT WE WERE BOTH RIGHT, MY GUEST AND I:  Mene, Mene, Tekel, UPharsin by Padre.

And…  We Can’t Plot It.   (And I ended up not writing because people — including my husband — were texting me updates. Tomorrow.)

AND THE BEAT GOES ON:  EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING: Republicans have just flipped the entire 5th Court of Appeals in Dallas.

THE FLAMING SKULL AND THE PUDDING CUP? WE ARE NOT WORTHY:   Fox Calls Pennsylvania. Trump is the 47^th president elected to lead the United States.

DECISION DESK AND AP ARE STILL PRAYING FOR FRAUD:  Donald Trump elected as the next President of the United States.

Like that bullet in PA, I hope they fail. Or the results will be much the same as if it hadn’t. I HOPE they’re not too stupid to know that.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED, BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Non-Credible Bomb Threats in Fulton County, Georgia, Were From Russia.

THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE, AND IT IS WONDROUS IN OUR SIGHT:  Election Results – President – Trump Victory.

I’LL HOLD YOU TO IT, DELOS D. HARRIMAN:  America is a nation of builders Soon, you will be free to build.

SO MUCH PTSD. I’M SITTING HERE, HANGING OUT ON LINE WITH MY FIRST READERS, BARELY NOT THROWING UP ON THE CARPET:  Raise your hand if you have 2020 PTSD and you’re afraid to get too excited because a pipe might start leaking any minute….

FIGHTING A COLOR REVOLUTION IS THE DUTY OF THE (THEN) SITTING PRESIDENT:  Let’s Stop Using the Words “Trump Tried to Overturn the 2020 Election” (It’s Unprofessional Journalism).

And everything about 2020 stank, and investigation of it was deliberately obstructed lending credence to “color revolution.”

FROM A COMMENT ON MY BLOG:  As usual on the night before elections, I think of the speech MacArthur broadcast to the Philippine people when he returned with a few divisions of troops, with substitution of the word vote for strike to fit the context:

Let the indomitable spirit of Bataan and Corregidor lead on. As the lines of battle roll forward to bring you within the zone of operations, rise and strike. … For your homes and hearths, strike! For future generations of your sons and daughters, strike! In the name of your sacred dead, strike! Let no heart be faint. Let every arm be steeled. The guidance of divine God points the way. Follow in His Name to the Holy Grail of righteous victory!

THROUGH KICKING AND SCREAMING:  How truth emerged victorious against the covid scaremongers .

WITH AN ENTHUSIASTIC AND RESOUNDING NO EFFING WAY:  Harris Supporters Were Asked to House Illegal Immigrants. Here’s How They Responded.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE VOTED:   Harris Refuses to Say How She Voted on One of the Most Important Measures on California’s Ballot.

NO KIDDING? MUST BE AN ELECTION GOING DOWN:   There’s Something Fishy Going on in PA.

YES, WRITERS CAN BE REALLY POWERFUL. BUT FOR THAT THEY HAVE TO BE REALLY GOOD WRITERS, NOT JUST PROPAGANDISTS:  Literary Life.