MOCKERY IS THE ONLY REASONABLE RESPONSE, BUT THERE’S NO NEED TO INSULT ROCKS:  Trump border czar Tom Homan mocks Joy Reid’s claim that deportation raids are ‘performative’: ‘Dumber than a box of rocks’.

DOOM & GLOOM, DOOM & GLOOM, IS NOTHING SACRED?   Chocolate recall upgraded to highest risk level: Consumption ‘could cause death’.

Yes, indeed, it is another mislabeling that didn’t disclose the presence of milk, not poisoned chocolate.

THE MSM IS BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THERE’S A FLAW IN THEIR BUSINESS MODEL:  Post-Norah O’Donnell ‘CBS Evening News’ jumps in ratings — despite barbs over ‘stodgy’ new anchors.

THEY’LL NONE OF THEM BE MISSED:   Tren de Aragua migrant gangbangers who posted photo of baby sitting on pile of illegal cash get taken down in NYPD sweep.

EXPOSE THE PERFIDY:  DOJ sent top official to Chicago to investigate possible sanctuary city interference with ICE raids.

THERE’S A DEEP WELL OF IGNORED REPORTING TO BE REVISITED: Liberal attitude to underage sex at heart of Oxford abuse scandal.

IT’S NOT JUST AMERICA PLAGUED BY AN ANTI-DEMOCRATIC LEFT AND A FECKLESS RIGHT:  Labour’s assault on local democracy (aided and abetted by the Tories).

THEY’RE TWO STEPS AHEAD OF THE RESISTANCE:  How Republicans Just Teamed Up to Defeat a ‘Malicious Compliance’ Stunt on DEI.

TRULY OUT OF THEIR WEIGHT CLASS:  Tom Homan Had the Perfect Response to This MSNBC Host’s Meltdown Over ICE Raids.

THESES MSM TALKING HEADS ARE OUT OF THEIR INTELLECTUAL WEIGHT CLASS:  Here’s Stephen Miller’s Hilarious Exchange With CNN’s Jake Tapper Over Federal Workers.

AND AGAIN, NOT A SECOND TOO SOON:  Trump EO: Deport Students Who Broke Laws During Campus Protests.

SET THE CONDITIONS FOR RE-ADMISSION VERY CAREFULLY. WEST GERMANY DIDN’T WHEN THEY REUNITED WITH THE EAST, AND LOOK WHAT IT GOT THEM:  CalExit May Be on the Ballot in 2028.

SEND IN THE CLOWNS:  Tim Walz Is In Pure Hell.

NOT A SECOND TOO EARLY:  Israel Set to Ban Hamas-Infested UN agency UNRWA.

IF YOU’RE IN WASHINGTON STATE… I’M SORRY:  It started out as a long wish list…what is the DemocRat plan for Washington State now?

And also fight fight fight! Most of this cr*p isn’t even vaguely constitutional.

GOES? THIS MEANS THEY STOPPED AT SOME POINT?  Musk posts a silly tweet saying Trump wants SpaceX to rescue the Starliner astronauts and the press goes stupid again.

IRONICALLY IF THEY HADN’T WORKED SO HARD TO STEAL THE ELECTION IN 2020 THEY’D NOW EITHER HAVE MIKE PENCE OR ONE OF THEIR OWN IN POWER. IN EITHER CASE, THEIR AGENDA WOULD BE TRIUMPHANT: Instead, they chose the form of their destructor.  This is how you do it.

THE UK GOVT PRIORITIZES UNRWA OVER BRITISH MATH EDUCATION:  Labour Cuts £17 Million From Maths Support Programme on Same Day as Handing £17 Million to UNRWA.

NICELY DONE:  US education agency investigating Denver schools after girl’s restroom is converted into all-gender bathroom.

48 HOUR RULE. ALSO I HOPE I’M WRONG AND THIS ISN’T FISHY:  Reports: Wichita flight collides with D.C. helicopter, crashes into river.

IT ONLY LOOKS LIKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: Attack On the West.

FOR THE TIMES, THEY ARE ACHANGING:  PepsiCo puts out ‘viewpoint neutral’ media-buying and content policy on website.

GOOD:  Protecting children from chemical and surgical mutilation.

IT’S COME TO THIS. TO PUT OUT FIRES, LA RELIES ON THE WEATHER:  Winter Storm Essentially Extinguishes Greater Los Angeles Wildfires.

GOOD:  Trump Suspends As Many As 60 Senior Bureaucrats for Trying to Evade His Executive Orders.