SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED, THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Argentina not in the news.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
May 10, 2026
May 9, 2026
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UNFORTUNATELY, THAT’S MOSTLY WHAT THE WORLD HAS: Marco Rubio Warns the World to Ready More Than Just ‘Strongly Worded Statements’ Against Iran.
HEH. THAT’LL BE THE DAY: Mike Waltz Demands That the United Nations Crackdown on Iran’s Violation of International Law.
DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY, DON’T KNOW MUCH ECONOMY, BUT HE DOES KNOW IF THEY VOTE FOR HIM WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD IT WOULD BE: Gavin Newsom Proves He’s Historically Illiterate With This Hot Take on Tennessee’s New Congressional Map.
THEY SEE ‘BLACK REPUBLICAN’ BUT THEY THINK ‘RACE TRAITOR’: We Cannot Believe What This CNN Contributor Just Said About Electing a Black Republican.
THE BUREAUCRATS GET PAID WHETHER OR NOT THE MONEY IS PROPERLY DISBURSED: Report: Bureaucrats Improperly Paid Out $186 Billion In Taxpayer Money In 2025.
WHEN HISTORICAL INCIDENTS AREN’T ENOUGH TO MAKE THE KIDS ANTI-AMERICAN, YOUR EDUCATION ESTABLISHMENT INVENTS THEM WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HOLLYWOOD: When I took APUSH in high school we spent 1/2 a week watching this movIe in class. The accompanied assignment was a 2 page hand written paper on the negative effects of racism and segregation in 1960s America. Out of curiosity, I did my own reserach into Katherine Johnson (MC of the movie) and found interviews where she described her experience. When asked if she felt segregation at NASA she said she didn’t and that everyone was so mission oriented that nobody really cared about race at all. The “white only” restrooms at NASA actually weren’t marked at all and she was using those bathrooms for her entire tenure there.
INDEED. WORTHY OF THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH: Orwellian.
FORGET IT JACK, IT’S SAN FRANCISCO: Two school chiefs lay bare diabolical state of major city’s education system: ‘Unacceptable’.
THE MORE HOMELESS YOU FUND, THE MORE HOMELESS YOU GET: Round and round the Money goes, where it stops, Everybody knows (into Democrat pockets). Homeless housing and funding in Seattle.
NO LIES DETECTED: Turing was Wrong.
May 8, 2026
AN IN DEPTH STUDY FINDS THEY TURN OUT, THEY VOTE AS A BLOCK, AND THEY’RE LESS CONCERNED WITH LOCAL SERVICES THAN WITH GAZA: Muslim voters and the statement of the bleedin’ obvious.
BLUE STATE LEADERSHIP REMAINS BAFFLED: Blue states have bled $2 trillion in wealth to red states in the last decade — and New York leads the pack.
THAT’S ODD – I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED HE’S LIVED DOWN TO MY EXPECTATIONS OF HIM: Barack Obama Is Very Disappointed That We Haven’t Lived Up to His Expectations.
HE’S FULLY JUSTIFIED IN BEING P*SSED OFF: They admit it was BS all along.
CERTAINLY HEADING THAT WAY AND ALMOST THERE: No Longer a Political Party.
HE’S RIGHT: Making Pigs Look Smart.
THERE ARE LOTS OF GOOD NEWS, UNLESS YOU INSIST ON BEING BLACKPILLED: Too many MAGA people moan about what they are not seeing done while ignoring the incredible wealth of good news in their midst. I’ll give you just one example. Did you know that the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division has created a “Second Amendment Section,” designed to protect the Second Amendment rights of all Americans?