ANOTHER CITY CHOOSES SUICIDE:  Democratic Socialist Omar Fateh Wins DFL Endorsement in Minneapolis Mayoral Race.

GOOD:  EPA Cuts Staff, Saves $750M in Major Reorganization.

NO, SERIOUSLY, BIG BIRD REALLY HAS IT COMING:  There have been 2 high-profile incidents recently where the public needed to be warned of imminent danger.

AND FOR: The x-less.

BIG BIRD HAS IT COMING:  Dug-in Like an Alabama Tick.

IT’S WHO THEY ARE: It is What They Do.

THE HISTORY OF THE LAST FEW CENTURIES HAS BEEN THE ENDING OF FEUDALISM AND THE SERFS’ REJECTION OF THEIR ARISTOS AND THEIR BUREAUCRATIC UNDERLINGS:  The World Economic Forum and the ‘Volk’ movement.

WE’RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER INTERNET:  How the Obama Admin Betrayed the American People.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  WSJ Reporters Behind Epstein Smear Have Deep Ties to Clinton-Backed Russia Hoax Machine.

ALSO: PRIVATE SECTOR IS GROWING WHILE PUBLIC SECTOR SHRINKS:  Trump’s America First Agenda Works: Native-Born Workers See 100% of Job Gains As Foreign Hiring Plummets.

IMPRESSIVE, GIVEN THE DEMS’ EXTENSIVE USE OF STRAW DONORS AND OVERSEAS FUNDING:  PA Republican Crushes Democrat Field in Fundraising As America First Agenda Gains Momentum.

SPOILER: YOU PROBABLY WILL:  A Teen Posted TikToks to Garner Support After Her Parents’ Murders. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE!  Biden’s Green Dream of EV Postal Truck Fleet Is a $10 Billion Failure.

I HEAR EVEN THE BEAR IS LEAVING THE FLAG OF THE FORMER GREAT BEAR FLAG REPUBLIC:  In-N-Out Owner Rips California Policies, Is Moving To Tennessee.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF THING THAT SHOULD BRING OUT SCREAMS OF “ARISTO, ARISTO A LA LANTERNE!”:  Fury Erupts Over CA’s Plan to Convert Fire-Ravaged Lots into Low-Income Housing.

LET THEM FUME:  Democrats fume over new plan to house illegal migrants in New Jersey, Indiana military bases.

THE BEST FEMALE RUNNER TO DATE CANNOT RUN A 4 MINUTE MILE, SOMETHING THAT 7 AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL BOYS HAVE DONE THIS YEAR:  A Stark Reminder That Sex Differences Matter in Elite Sport.

ICE AND FEDERAL PROSECUTORS NAIL PEOPLE FOR FAKE U VISAS IN LOUISIANA:  ICEberg is mostly hidden.

SOME DISTURBING REFLECTIONS:  Job Search.

TAKING THE BUS ACROSS THE US IN 2025:  Destitution Fair. A week of riding US buses.

IN CASE SOME OF YOU WERE RAISED IN THE WILD BY FERAL SCORPIONS, THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE:  I planned a post for today, but…

EXPLOSIVE, EVEN:  On Intelligence, a Smoking Gun?

YOU NEED SOME FUN(NY) IN YOUR LIFE:  Play Memes For Me.

THIS SUBSTACK ELEVATES PUNS TO AN ART FORM:  Boxing and Cucumber.  Combating Crispy Crunchy Canapés Consuming Creation Completely.

And is a fountain of useless knowledge and factoids.  Look…. if you have ADHD you probably shouldn’t click through. (Yeah, I know you’re going to. I did!)

THE EXACT POINT: If they had anything, they wouldn’t have to make much of this nonsense weak sauce.  Which would be weak sauce even if real.  The Epstein Birthday Doodle And Donald Trump.

NO AMNESTY!   Trading Our Dignity For Their Amnesty.