THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS WAITING FOR:  Astronomers measure the vibrations of a star 21 light years away.

THEY KEEP USING THOSE WORDS. I DO NOT THINK THOSE WORDS MEAN WHAT THEY THINK THEY MEAN.:  ‘Safe and effective’? The gardener’s tale.

WAS ANYONE OFFERING TO BUY IT?   Trump offers blunt, 3-word response after Carney says Canada is ‘not for sale’.

STUPID DEMS; THEY THINK LAWFARE IS RESTRICTED FOR THEIR USE:  Trump calls NY AG Letitia James ‘a total crook’ — says DOJ will ‘do what’s right’ on fraud criminal referral.

PRIOR SCOTUS DECISIONS HAVE HELD THAT MILITARY ELIGIBILITY IS AN INHERENTLY PRESIDENTIAL DECISION, SO THIS IS NO SURPRISE:  Supreme Court Issues Ruling on Trump’s Transgender Military Ban.

INDIA IS EAGER TO BOOST ITS MANUFACTURING:  Trump Just Made This Nation Drop its Tariffs to Zero.

WE KNOW:  Bill Ackman says Trump is doing ‘precisely the right thing’ as admin freezes billions of dollars for Harvard.

TRADITION! TRADITION! TRADITION*!  The Pulitzer Prize Was Just Awarded to a Publication That Pushed a Fake News Story.

*The fine tradition of Walter Duranty.

MUCH SHOCKED. SO FACE. WOW, WOW, WOW:  Foreign Aid Official Who Resisted DOGE Took Secret Payments After Steering Africa Money To Friend.

AND THEY DESERVE IT:  My hatred for the media is threatening to become terminal.

PREDICTABLE, OBVIOUS, INFURIATING:  Windmills and Solar Panels in Spain and Portugal Provoke the Collapse of the Electric Network.

MAY EVIL ALWAYS TRIP ON ITS OWN FEET:  Buffalo School System Attorney Attacks Whistleblower SVU Cop, Botches It Spectacularly.

IT’S AWAYS A MYSTERY. TOTALITARIANS LIE:  Trade War Fallout in China a Mystery; Beijing Stopped Reporting Key Economic Data.

THEY HAVE A BIG ENOUGH ENDOWMENT. TIME TO PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTHS ARE:  Forget It, Harvard.

BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Corrupt Venezuelan officials ‘facilitated’ Tren de Aragua gang’s reign of terror in US.

NOBODY WONDERS WHICH SIDE HARVARD IS ON:   Harvard’s Disgraceful ‘Bothsidesism’ Confirms Its Systemic Anti-Semitism Problem.

ANY DOUBT THAT HHS IN THE PRIOR ADMINISTRATION WOULD HAVE SUPPRESSED THIS REPORT?  HHS Releases Damning Report on ‘Gender-Affirming Care’.

AS THEY SHOULD BE:  Sympathy for the Devil? CNN Ridiculed for Solicitous Interview with Sinaloa Cartel Member.

GOOD. LEAVE IT TO PRIVATE CHARITIES:  EPA Cancels All Environmental Justice Grants.

ANY DOUBT THAT HHS IN THE PRIOR ADMINISTRATION WOULD HAVE SUPPRESSED THIS REPORT?  HHS Releases Damning Report on ‘Gender-Affirming Care’.

GIVEN WHAT I’VE SEEN FROM THE GOVERNMENT, CAN AI BE WORSE???  A DOGE Recruiter Is Staffing a Project to Deploy AI Agents Across the US Government.

YO, BRO- JUST CHILL (STUPID CONTINENT, DOES  N’T IT KNOW THE SCIENCE HAS BEEN SETTLED?):  Oh, the Latest News Out of Antarctica Is a Huge Blow to the Global Warming Crowd.

THEY DON’T LIKE CHILDREN, ANYWAY:  War on Children.

IT’S BEEN CORRUPTED FOR A LONG TIME:  Terror in the making.

MORE COCKROACHES UNDER THE FRIDGE:  Buffalo Public Schools Has Its Own Long History With Scandal.