NO LONGER A JOKE: Shutdown.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
March 24, 2026
ONLY I’D DISPUTE IT’S NOT “CONSERVATIVE”, IT’S “SANE”: Hello, Columbus.
WHO DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING? Drones Swarm Nuclear Bomber Base, Exposing Potential Threat to U.S. Aircrews.
AND EVERY COMMUNIST I’VE EVER KNOWN IMAGINED HE’D BE ON TOP WHEN COMMUNISM CAME: Communism’s Cool When You’re on Top.
THE VIRGINIA ATTEMPT TO STEAL “DEMOCRACY” FOR DEMOCRATS: Stealing an Election as We Watch. Spanberger to Biden: “You think you know how to steal an election? Hold my chablis, and watch what I can do.”
LOOK, I DON’T LIKE THE MAN, BUT I’M SKEPTICAL: Despicable behavior.
The character of the accusers. How long it took come out. The fact that Cesar Chavez was a rabid opponent of illegal immigration… all of it makes me very uncomfortable saying “yes, this is true.”
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS MULTICULTURALISM. THERE’S ONLY ABUSE: Reject multiculturalism as you would reject fake meat.
THE MAN IS SO TWISTY HE COULD GO DOWN A CORKSCREW WITHOUT TOUCHING THE SIDES: Precision Imprecision.
AS FAR AS EXCUSES GO, THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD ONE: This Day Eaten By Dogs.
March 23, 2026
NEEDED TO BE SAID: Requiescat in Pace. A Tribute to Chuck Norris.
IT’S THE RESTORATION ADMINISTRATION: White House installs Christopher Columbus statue made from remains of toppled sculpture.
THIS SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT: Judas Iscariot: Patron Saint of Wokery.
THIS GOVERNOR ASKS LOTS OF GOOD QUESTIONS: Ron DeSantis Questions Why TSA Exists.
YES. NEXT QUESTION? Do Democrats Think We’re Stupid?
Remember most people judge others by themselves.
IT’S AS LAUGHABLE AS HER FIDELITY TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY: Lisa Murkowski Pitched This Weak Sauce Exemption to the SAVE Act. You’re Going to Laugh About It.
NOT TREASON. PROSTITUTION: QotD: The treason of the scientists.
AND IT’S NO SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON: SMASH! BANG!! OW!! BOOM! OOF!! And the blows just keep coming for Washingtonians.
FOLLOW THE MONEY. I’M GUESSING NORTH OF THE BORDER THEY NEED TO FINANCE A LOT OF SOMALIAN LEARING CENTERS; OR PERHAPS CHINESE POLICE STATIONS: Alternate Motive for Gun Grabbing?
ENABLING PERFECT DRONE ASSASSINATIONS: 6G Mobile Communication Systems.
Of everyone and anyone.
TL:DR: NO. BURN THEM DOWN AND START FROM SCRATCH: Can Universities Be Reformed?
I THINK HE’LL HAVE TO. THEY WON’T BELIEVE IT TILL WE DO IT: Trump Threatens To Hit Power Plants Of Islamic Terrorist State Iran If It Does Not Fully Open The Strait Of Hormuz Within 48 Hours.
THE REPUBLICANS AREN’T PERFECT. THE DEMOCRATS WILL STRAIGHT UP KILL US: A Practical and Ugly Way to Fix America (Most of You Will Hate This Answer).
ORBITAL DATA CENTERS AREN’T TRIVIAL, BUT FAR EASIER THAN EVERYONE IS ASSUMING: Is It Really Impossible To Cool A Datacenter In Space? (Video)