BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE!  Biden’s Green Dream of EV Postal Truck Fleet Is a $10 Billion Failure.

I HEAR EVEN THE BEAR IS LEAVING THE FLAG OF THE FORMER GREAT BEAR FLAG REPUBLIC:  In-N-Out Owner Rips California Policies, Is Moving To Tennessee.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF THING THAT SHOULD BRING OUT SCREAMS OF “ARISTO, ARISTO A LA LANTERNE!”:  Fury Erupts Over CA’s Plan to Convert Fire-Ravaged Lots into Low-Income Housing.

LET THEM FUME:  Democrats fume over new plan to house illegal migrants in New Jersey, Indiana military bases.

THE BEST FEMALE RUNNER TO DATE CANNOT RUN A 4 MINUTE MILE, SOMETHING THAT 7 AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL BOYS HAVE DONE THIS YEAR:  A Stark Reminder That Sex Differences Matter in Elite Sport.

ICE AND FEDERAL PROSECUTORS NAIL PEOPLE FOR FAKE U VISAS IN LOUISIANA:  ICEberg is mostly hidden.

SOME DISTURBING REFLECTIONS:  Job Search.

TAKING THE BUS ACROSS THE US IN 2025:  Destitution Fair. A week of riding US buses.

IN CASE SOME OF YOU WERE RAISED IN THE WILD BY FERAL SCORPIONS, THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE:  I planned a post for today, but…

EXPLOSIVE, EVEN:  On Intelligence, a Smoking Gun?

YOU NEED SOME FUN(NY) IN YOUR LIFE:  Play Memes For Me.

THIS SUBSTACK ELEVATES PUNS TO AN ART FORM:  Boxing and Cucumber.  Combating Crispy Crunchy Canapés Consuming Creation Completely.

And is a fountain of useless knowledge and factoids.  Look…. if you have ADHD you probably shouldn’t click through. (Yeah, I know you’re going to. I did!)

THE EXACT POINT: If they had anything, they wouldn’t have to make much of this nonsense weak sauce.  Which would be weak sauce even if real.  The Epstein Birthday Doodle And Donald Trump.

NO AMNESTY!   Trading Our Dignity For Their Amnesty.

OH I DON’T KNOW. APPARENTLY THEY’RE VERY FOND OF NIGEL FARAGE:  Dear 16-Year-Olds, Dear High School Students: You Have no Brains.

IF THE LETTER EXISTS IT’S A FAKE:  Everyone’s talking about the alleged Trump birthday letter to Epstein. But before we accept its existence as proof of anything, let’s consider how easily such a document could be fabricated — even in 2003.

FOR THE XLESS: here.

Look guys, I’m not saying that Trump couldn’t have dashed off something for the guy’s birthday, before he had any suspicions the guy was a pedophile.  I’m not saying that Trump can’t be crude. The problem is, without the outline of the naked woman this “letter” isn’t even crude. It’s pathetic. Even if it were real, it would be very weak sauce to try to prove anything.

But more importantly, no, you’re not going to convince me Trump wrote this freshman-English-lit twaddle.  If Trump wrote something and were actually implicated in Epstein’s activities, the letter would be way more explicit. It would use the word “pussy” and probably the word “fresh” or “young” and definitely “the best.”

This? This is the left pushing their Epstein con too far. They always push it too far. And thank G-d they do, since apparently half the right has decided that this is the most important thing in the world. As though Epstein were the only and the worst of pedophiles — anyone remember the 300k missing kids who came over Biden’s open border? — and as though bringing down the administration for not concentrating on this 24/7 would do anything but enable the trafficking of more kids over the next commie’s open border.

Are you out of your ever loving minds? If the left is pushing it, it’s time to look for why they want to be thrown in the briar patch.

THE DOG IN THE MANGER:  Sergio Gor and Super Lawyer Rob Garson Want to Silence Me.

IT’S JUSSIE SMOLLET ALL THE WAY DOWN:  Karen Bass Pushed Alleged Hoax That ICE Tried to Kidnap Illegal Alien Mom.

I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER INSTANCES OF GLOBAL EVIL OUR TAX DOLLARS PAID FOR:  Report: Biden-Harris Admin Funded Anti-Netanyahu NGOs With Taxpayer Dollars.

HIRING FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN ABILITY ALWAYS DESTROYS COMPETENCE:  Absence of Abilities.

GOOD, BECAUSE THE WHO IS A BRANCH OF THE CCP:  Trump administration officially rejects pandemic-related WHO rules.

IT LACKED ALL INTELLIGENCE. BOTH MEANINGS:  Gabbard Releases Info Showing 2016 Russia Collusion Narrative Lacked Credible Intelligence.

WELL! THAT SURE DONE SHOWED US, DIDN’T IT? To prove California isn’t currently a “shithole,” Newsom’s office posted: Two 8 year old pictures of CA. An 11 year old picture of CA. And a picture of Nevada.

AND FOR THE XLESS:  Here you go.

THESE ARE HORRIFYING:  ‘Reserved in the womb’ and sold for £500: Police bust baby trafficking ring.

AND:  Women say they were tricked into surrogacy for California couple after 21 children removed from home.

I wonder if the babies are all female, and in the second case I wonder if it’s an attempt to create brides to sell to China, with the bonus of American citizenship.  As unlikely as this is, if one of the people reading this is connected to the Trump administration, could someone get Tom Homan on this?  Because if there’s one surrogate-baby farm run by Chinese, there are several.  I bet you.

IF YOU LIKE THIS, THANK THE TROLL:  Stupid Questions. A special edition of the Scuttlebutt.