SOMEHOW I DON’T THINK HE’LL LIKE MELONI ANY BETTER:   TDS Drives Jimmy Kimmel to Get Italian Citizenship.

But we thank him for this, and will totally help him pack and give him a ride to the airport.

Wait until he finds out the romans were a colonialist, slave-taking world power.

WHY DO ALL OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE ISSUES KEEPING THEIR PANTS ZIPPED?  Prosecutors Have Some Horrible News for This Blue City Mayor and Her Secret Lover.

MIGHT AS WELL: GO BIG OR GO BROKE:   Trump Pushes for Real Peace in Russia-Ukraine War: ‘Not a Ceasefire, A Full Agreement to End It’.

META IS WEIRD:  Leaked Meta Document Reveals Disturbing AI Interactions With Kids.

WHO HAD CANADA GOING FULL ON FASH IN THE BINGO CARD?   Canadians Are Pushing Back Against this Summer’s “Climate Lockdowns”.

THIS WORKED AS WELL AS ANYONE NOT A BLIND LEFTIST WOULD EXPECT:  This account asked people to share stories to prove DC crime isn’t so bad and the exact opposite happened.

FAR BE IT FROM ME TO SAY WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING FROM THE PAST:   The Old Beast.

But that past should not be the neolithic. Or the paleolithic for that matter.

NO. JUST NO:  The Payment Giant That Wants to Be Your Digital ID.

FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING:  The tide is turning.

SATURDAY MEMES:  The Memes Don’t Lie.

THE UK DOESN’T APPEAR TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF JURISDICTION:  We issue this statement on behalf of our client in response to press reports indicating that the U.K. Office of Communications, aka @ Ofcom , intends to fine our client.

And for the xless.

Alternately they’ve forgotten 1776.

I WONDERED WHY THE RICH VARIETY OF PORTUGUESE PASTRIES HAD COLLAPSED INTO THE NEVER SUFFICIENTLY D*MNED PASTEL DE NATA:  Cultural malapropagation.

I mean my kids were in their teens and I thought it would be nice to take them to some of the Victorian-looking coffee shops where my grandfather took me for high tea. Because I thought — being in the hollow leg stage — they could safely enjoy all the strange pastries available. But of course it was full of English tourists which we don’t object to, and pasteis de nata, which I did, since we were in Porto and the never sufficiently d*mned pasteis de nata are a Lisbon specialty. And it collapsed everything onto itself like a baking black hole.
And now they’re doing something repulsive — glares at picture — involving some kind of frosting to the bolos de arroz that were my breakfast during my college years. Look, I realize that I no longer have a claim to the country and its culinary arts. But would it be possible for you zanies to leave me my memories.  I guess I’d best buy a book of conventual Portuguese baking. In case there are grandkids at some point. They won’t be taught the language (well, the kids — and my husband — never learned). They don’t much care for the history or the culture. And I don’t mind any of that. They’re Americans. But we have to stop the British destroying the cookery. We must appropriate it first!

OH, WE UNDOUBTEDLY ARE. SOME AREN’T. BUT THINK OF HOW FUNNY THEIR DEMISE WILL BE:  We’re not going to survive, are we?

Fine, I have a sick sense of humor. (What? This is news to you?)

FASTER PLEASE:  First antidote for carbon monoxide poisoning “cleans” blood in minutes.

NO!  NEXT?  The Good Samaritan vs. DEI.  All too often the Parable of the Good Samaritan has been used by some Christians to support their own Woke/Leftist worldview. But are they right to do so?

PHYSICAL, I DON’T KNOW, BUT IT’S TIME TO RETHINK THE UTILITY OF FORBIDDING KIDS FROM WORKING FOR MONEY, WHILE ENSLAVING THEM IN PUBLIC FACTORIES OF INDOCTRINATION THAT TEACH NOTHING:  Yearning for the mines.

MY SHOCKED FACE IS GETTING WORN OUT:  Former Kentucky Clerk Claims Illegal Aliens Paid for Driver’s Licenses ‘Under the Table’.

AS THE LEFT LOOSES POWER IT GOES LOONY TOONS. NOT ONLY HERE:  The Bugs Bunny Trial.

HOW… CURIOUS:  ‘Shut It Down!’: Obama DAG’s 2016 Email to FBI Agents Investigating the Clinton Foundation.

THERE’S STILL COURAGE IN CANADA???  Toronto Film Festival Changes Mind, Will Show October 7 Documentary.

NAH. THE DEMOCRATS HAVE DONE IT MOST EGREGIOUSLY:  So that’s what they’re calling it now.

YEAH:  Jared Isaacman proves in an op-ed today why Trump dumped him.

THEY’RE GOING TO TRY. IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK:  The Plague Next Time.

The Covidiocy was definitely a “funny only once” and some of us weren’t laughing even then. Since then they’ve tried bird flu and monkeypox panics. And they’re going to try again. And again. And each time has less effect.

TELL ME AGAIN WHEN WE AUTHORIZED SCHOOLS TO TEACH SEX-ED WHEN THEY WEREN’T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE CONSIDERED MEDIOCRE AT THE 3Rs:  Teacher Exposes Fairfax County Schools for Helping Students Get Abortions.

DNC STILL OUT-STRIPPING GOP IN MEDIA IN-KIND DONATIONS:  Trump and the GOP’s Fundraising Operations Are Dominating the Dems.

Fortunately the media too burned its credibility in 2020.