HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS PARTY’S INVESTMENT:  WI AG Josh Kaul Appeals Ruling That Would Remove Illegal Immigrants From State’s Voter Rolls.

12% VA VOTERS WANT MAN WITH HOMICIDAL FANTASIES AS STATE CHIEF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER:  This Was Eye-Opening Crosstab in the Latest Poll on Virginia. AG Race

A LOT OF US VOTED THAT WAY:  Your Handlers Don’t Know People. As Well As They Think They Do.

STILL WINNING:   BREAKING: Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado dedicates award to Trump.

DEMS REALLY REALLY HATE CONSERVATIVE BLACKS:   Actual Cartoon Captured At Twitchy:   VA Dems Are Getting Desperate: Powhatan County Dems Post Blatantly Racist Cartoon of Winsome Earle-Sears.

HE CAN FEEL HOPE. I’M SURE THAT HAMASS WILL DO WHAT IT ALWAYS DOES:  Hope, Hudna, And Taqiyya.

WELL, IT’S TIME:  Shrinkage.

MARXISTS:  Socialist’s Unquenchable Thirst for Power.

IT SHOWS WHO SHE IS:  Abigail Spanberger Refuses to Withdraw Support of Jay Jones Over Violent Texts Scandal.

THINGS TO CELEBRATE:  58 Years Since the Death of “Castro’s Favorite Executioner”.

I’M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF ARGUING AGAINST BAD SCIENCE FICTION MEMES:  That’s Not How Any of This Works!

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:  No Man’s Land: Volume 3 (Chronicles of Lost Elly) is now out. The whole humongous book (seriously, since when do I have Tolkien problems?) is now out. All three volumes.

LIKE ALL CREATURES OF DARKNESS SHE CAN’T STAND THE LIGHT:  California gubernatorial hopeful Katie Porter caught flashing icy glare at staffer in latest resurfaced meltdown.

ESPECIALLY ONE POPULATED BY MILITARY AGE MALES:  We haven’t room for a new Sheffield every year.

WELL, CAN’T BE WORSE?   The All American Halftime Show: TPUSA to Counter Super Bowl Halftime Show With Their Own.

MATCHING HER CAREER:   Nancy Pelosi’s CNN Interview Was a Disaster.

THE REDUCTION OF CITIZENS TO SUBJECTS TO OBJECTS IS INEVITABLE IN SOCIALISM:  Is Canada Becoming the Center of Organ Harvesting Tourism?

And if objects, why not use them to serve the “greater good” of their rulers?

IN ADDITION TO A LOT OF THEM DYING OFF, YES:  Turning Point USA Leader Predicts Political Shift on College Campuses in Coming Years.

I’VE CHECKED WITH ALL MY ENLISTED AND VETERAN FRIENDS. THEY’RE ALL SURE THERE ARE NO FEDERAL JUDGES IN THEIR CHAIN OF COMMAND:  Trump Blocked From Sending National Guard to Chicago for Now.

And never were.

EDITED BY SARAH CLITHERO:  Planks and Plunder (Raconteur Press Anthologies Book 61).

These yarns o’ piracy take place in the near future, or the far past, in worlds almost too fantastical and mayhap too glacial, eerie, and everywhere in between. You’ll come upon pirates ruthless, some with hearts of gold, some on a mission, and some learning a thing or two about themselves in the thick of things. We may be outlaws, but we still breathe the same life-giving mixture of oxygen and whatnot as the haughtiest king and humblest Calesian civilian. We’re just more honest and forthright about our intentions. Savvy?

Wench! Another round for my fine crew. We need to slake our thirst during the telling of these fine tales…

HOW MANY MORE OUT THERE? HOW MANY KERMIT GOSNELLS BEING PROTECTED BY SOPPY HEADED LIBERALS?  Texas AG Ken Paxton Busts Illegal Abortion Clinic Ring.

ARGUMENTS FOR AI SAFETY, LIKE WITH ALL INNOVATIVE TECH BEFORE, ARE ARGUMENTS TO KEEP IT INACCESSIBLE TO THE MASSES:  Are you excited for the future where your AI options are: – Exorbitantly expensive, only affordable by millionaires and corporations – Functionally useless, can only hem and haw and never commit to a line of reasoning – Ran locally using illegal weights by the same kind of guy who has a plex server.

And for the x-iles

YEAH. DEMOCRATS ARE GENUINELY FRIGHTENING:  Running on Fumes.

CAN WE SEEK EXTRADITION OF THOSE WHO FLEE?  Antifa leaders flee Trump crackdown on domestic terrorist networks.

FROM DENTON SALLE:  The Summoned Sage: The Summoned Sage Book 1.

“Don’t bother. I’m already dead,” the man said. “Only a spell keeps me here.”
I froze and he continued speaking. “I am sorry I had to summon you. I wanted a young hero, not a sage. But someone must carry the scroll to my teachers, lest the world end in blood and terror.”

A dying scribe-magician ripped me from my retirement in Texas to help save his world. A world kind of like Old China, where the legends and tales about cultivators are real. And I have no idea how this works. All I have is some years of practicing an internal martial art.

But I’m trying to complete his quest as thugs from a tong, monsters, and other cultivators hunt me before some catalysmic event destroys the world. They killed him for this scroll, and I’m pretty sure I’m next. If the foxes or fu dogs don’t eat me first.

And I’ve picked up this girl by mistake, which complicates things even more. Maybe I don’t want to go home? But can I even survive in a world like this? Assuming I can complete this quest before it all goes to hell?

If you enjoy Beware of Chicken or the Unintended Cultivator, you’ll love this isakai adventure where a man from Texas finds the magic powers of taoist myth are real and a world depends on his choices.

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