SOUNDS LIKE THE TITLE OF A PULP NOVEL: Pluto’s mysterious, floating hills.

THE “BENEFITS” OF DIVIDING US BY RACE, BELIEF, ORIENTATION AND SHOE SIZE: Obama’s ‘diversity’ diktat is a giant gift to lawyers.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE… BIAS RESPONSE TEAM: Campus Ideologues Double Down on Censorship — Beware the ‘Bias Response Team’.

I’LL DO IT FOR 2/3 THE PRICE: They say crime doesn’t pay, but that might not be entirely true in the District of Columbia as lawmakers look for ways to discourage people from becoming repeat offenders.

NOTHING LIBERATES A WOMAN SO MUCH LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO WATCH: In Defense of Romantic Comedies.

UNEXPECTEDLY: Clinton struggles again among younger voters.

DEFENDERS IN ODD PLACES: In defense of straight men, from the perspective of an introverted fag.

IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE HUGO FIGHT: Hugo Category Highlight: Best Graphic Story.  My friend Kate Paulk has been doing this every Thursday, category per category.

AND IT’S HIGH TIME TO: Speaking up and out.

DUH: I don’t like Bernie because he’s a socialist.

A MAD DUCK IN A SUICIDE BELT: The Border Vanishes.

THIS IS SARAH, SIGNING OFF FROM SNOWY COLORADO:  I did not do this (and my husband wouldn’t do it) but I saw this on Facebook and it made me smile.

I WAS SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE BELIEVED THE DONALD OVER THIS: Ruling: Ted Cruz is a ‘natural born citizen’.  Duh.

THEY’RE VAST AND THICK: The Unexpectedly Chronicles So much for GOP hating Blacks & Hispanics.

MANY MORE SUCH VICTORIES, AND HILLARY CAN LOSE THE GENERAL: Out of Iowa: Two wide-open races — and some chicanery.

GO ON, CLICK ON IT, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO: Scientists have discovered what causes Resting Bitch Face.

THE REVOLUTION ALWAYS EATS ITS CHILDREN AND ITS BOOSTERS: John Cleese’s ‘completely different’ warning to campus censors.

SOCIALISTS ALWAYS HURT THE ONES THEY CLAIM TO LOVE: the working class, women, children, minorities, horses.

COOL: 10 Fascinating Experimental Aircraft Of World War II.

ECONOMICS IS A SCIENCE, NOT A WISHING WELL: The Fed screwed up by not raising interest rates sooner.

LIKE TO SERVE MAN? (IT’S A COOKBOOK): Serving “Europe and the Public Good”.

COMPLETE WITH SECRET GARDEN REFERENCE: If We’re All So Connected, Why are Our Kids so Lonely?

WAS THE MEDIA SETTING UP A CRUZ/CARSON FIGHT: I just want to say Carson would make a fine VP. Rumor that Ben Carson dropping out result of mixed signals from media reports.

AH! THAT GOOD OL’ TRANSGRESSIVE ARTIST STUFF: Hipster Musicians Endorse Old White Dude for President.  But mind you, they only do it because they can’t find a more deranged Marxist to back, and they’re fighting off the depressing realization that they ARE the man.

NO, BUT I COULD OUTRUN A LOT OF PEOPLE: Could You Outrun a Hungry Tyrannosaur?