WE ONCE MET A WAITRESS WHO DYED HER HAIR TO LOOK LIKE TAPESTRY: Colorist Dyes Hair to Look Like Warhol, van Gogh Masterpieces.

HOW MUCH DO YOUNG PEOPLE CARE FOR GRANDMA’S OPINION? Steinem, Albright Try Bullying Female Voters into Supporting Hillary.

LEARN TO TAKE A HIT: Cam Newton and the Agony of Defeat.

WHO CARES IF A FEW WINDOWS GET BROKEN: Mark-Viverito’s message: Only saps obey the law.

THE URGENCY OF GETTING HEALTH CARE TO THE POOREST AMONG US LEADS TO THIS: Government health insurance: the ultimate sickness.  And we had to pass it to see what was in it.  We see.  Now can we remove this craptastic mess from our public life and economy already.  (And the man in question is a friend of mine too, and we can’t do anything to help him.)

HIGHER EDUCATION IMPLOSION UPDATE: The fight for ‘tolerance’ at Rutgers hits a new low.

IF HE HAD A MIND, HE MIGHT BE DANGEROUS: David Brooks is still in love with the crease in Obama’s pants.

WHY  THE WEST: How many Troops are you willing to send to Syria?

THIS WRITER ENTIRELY POWERED BY: Death Wish coffee.  It will tell you how bad the addiction is, that I need three cups to function.

AND WE’LL CALL IT A NIGHT, WITH MY SHOCKED FACE: Syria’s bleeding even more thanks to John Kerry’s peace ploy.

THE SEVENTIES CALLED: Great Power Pivot: U.S. Shifts Focus to War With China and Russia.

YOU MESSED UP, YOU TRUSTED THEM: Yellen: Persistent economic weakness could slow rate hikes.  Summer of recovery #8 coming up!  The future  present   mirage is so bright I got to wear shades.

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BLOOMBUG’S NEIGHBORHOOD: Bloomberg May See Opening in New Hampshire Primary Results.  I can see his campaign platform “No more Big Gulps!” or perhaps “I can see gun confiscation from here.”  And the worst part?  He’s better than the two already in the race.

IF YOU THINK A FIRST RATE MILITARY IS EXPENSIVE, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT A SECOND RATE ONE WILL COST US: Sooner of later the butcher’s bill comes due. The Tools of Power.

OUTSOURCING QUALITY TIME: Finally! The Babysitting Robot We’ve All Been Waiting For.

SHUT UP AND SING: Beyoncé’s Black Panther Posturing at the Super Bowl.

OF COURSE THE PARTIES COULD PAY ATTENTION TO THE VOTERS!  WAIT, THAT’S CRAZY TALK: The New Hampshire primaries were a bipartisan revolt.

RUMOR HAS IT SHE WAS AS CLOSE TO THEM AS BILL TO INTERNS: Why Hillary wants to bury her ‘rah-rah’ Goldman speeches.

CAUGHT BETWEEN THE SCYLLA OF ANDROPHOBIA AND THE CHARYBDIS OF MULTI-CULTURALISM: Just like the vile-prog patsies they are.  Euro-feminists in meltdown over immigrant rape.

WITH FOLDED HANDS: The Dream—Or Is It a Nightmare?—of No Work.

THE REPUBLICANS WHO WEREN’T THERE: Which Republicans?

AH THERE IS THE SHOCKED FACE, AGAIN:  Apparently speak loudly and carry no stick doesn’t work.  Who knew? The latest in nuclear cheating, from Iran to North Korea.

HAVEN’T THEY HEARD HE’S JUST ANOTHER DEAD WHITE MALE? Shakespeare in the Calais Jungle.

SOCIALIZATION INTO WHAT: Homeschooling, Socialization, and the New Groupthink. The Not-So-Hidden Agenda of Public Education.

MEET THE NEW LEFT, SAME AS THE OLD LEFT: On health care, Bernie betrayed vets to protect unions.