THE FUTURE WE WERE ACTUALLY PROMISED:  The first preliminary research into landing a Mars helicopter in the Starship landing zone.

WHAT IF UNIONS LEFT GEOPOLITICS ALONE AND FOCUSED ON WAGES AND WORKING CONDITIONS?  Jewish bakery owners flooded with support after pro-Palestine union demands they cut ties with Israel.

MAYBE IF NATO PULLED UP ITS PANTS AND CARRIED SOME OF THE WEIGHT OF ITS OWN DEFENSE?  Is Greenland more important than Nato to Trump?

IT’S HERE AND IT’S GLORIOUS:  The December Jobs Report Is Here.

OF COURSE IT WAS – MOST OF THOSE PROTESTORS ARE INCAPABLE OF COHERENT THOUGHT:  This Street Interview With a Minneapolis Protester About the ICE Shooting Is a Trainwreck.

NO, I ACTIVELY AVOIDED IT, KNOWING WALZ WOULDN’T TELL THE TRUTH ON A STACK OF BIBLES:  CIRCUS: Did You Miss Tim Walz Contradicting Himself Over the Minneapolis ICE Shooting?

DEBUNKING ALL OF THE LEFT’S FEVERISH DREAMS:  Video Released of ICE Agent’s Perspective of Minneapolis Shooting.

THE WAR BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN ISN’T ORGANIC:  Reading In Woman.

IT’S NOT JUST MINNESOTA; IT’S NOT JUST SOMALIS:  Medicaid fraud and abuse are hitting unthinkable levels.

A WIN FOR TRUMP AND MILEI:  In a major economic achievement for President Milei, Argentina has fully and rapidly repaid the US$ 2.5 billion drawdown from a US$ 20 billion currency swap facility with the United States Treasury.

AND FOR THE:  X-cancelled.

LIBERTY, BECAUSE I LIKE THE DECLARATION:  Liberty or Freedom? Liberty and Freedom?

WE KNOW:  Trump’s Economy Is Booming.

FASCINATING:  Microloans Became Microdeposits.  Interesting what the poor actually wanted….

EVERYONE’S GOAL, REALLY:   “My goal is to get paid for having fun”.

YES INDEED:  Sing o Clanker!

FROM CAROLINE FURLONG:  Contact: Angeles.

While removing a prototype sensor from the prow of her new Alliance battleship, the Ausa, Captain Elizabeth Goodwin and her crew encounter a setback when one of the engineers sent to remove and stow the device is injured in an accident. Before the other engineer can help the man, the two are surrounded by amoeboid creatures which seem immune to the effects of vacuum.

Thought to be hallucinations experienced by early spacers who had been alone in deep space too long, these creatures – known as “angel fish” – startle the crew by their sudden appearance. Despite her misgivings, Goodwin allows three of the aliens to be taken aboard for study. But less than an hour after the aliens have been brought on the ship, one of Goodwin’s men is killed and another is seriously wounded.

Her search for both the murderer and the escaped “angels” soon leads to a disturbing revelation. Eventually, Goodwin must decide which threat is greater: an old enemy of the Alliance, or the fabled “angels” encountered by the first explorers from Terra.

NO, BUT HEAR ME OUT…  I HAVE CLANKERS!  Further notes on ethnographic collection!  (Yes, it is a video.)

WEIRD, BUT THEN THESE DAYS EVERYTHING IS WEIRD:  Greenland Enjoys Being Courted, Eyeing Trump.

NEITHER. HE’S THE FLAG OF THE PEOPLE WHO’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE MARXISTS:  EUROPE’S VIAGRA — French Radio Debate: Is Donald Trump the Old Continent’s “Greatest Danger” or Is He “Europe’s Viagra”?

MA! THEY’RE BOGARTING THE OCHAKAN DITCHWEED AGAIN:  Comparing Renee Nicole Good to Charlie Kirk.

YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE PAYING FOR THE ANTI-ICE PROTESTS:  Many people have noticed that agitators in Minneapolis are well-organized, sporting identical whistles, vests, and signs. Is this a grassroots organic movement? Of course not. Let’s take a look at the organizers and sponsors.

X-CANCELLED? No Problem.

OH THANK HEAVENS:  RFK Jr Scores MAHA Win by Flipping the Food Pyramid Upside Down.

IN ANY CIVILIZED SOCIETY THE PRICE OF ENERGY IS THE DRIVER OF AFFORDABILITY:  If affordability really matters, then let’s look at electricity.

THE MARINE IS RIGHT:  Vance Torches Walz, Media on Minnesota Shooting: ‘This was an Attack on Law and Order’.