ARISTO, ARISTO: How stupid and vicious do elites think ‘we’ are?

WEIRDLY NOT BERNIE SANDERS: New dinosaur species may have been found.  Of course Bernie is not a new species.  Bog standard Marxistus Idiotus Rapace.

MOST OF US OVER THE AGE OF FIVE HAD A PRETTY GOOD IDEA, BUT GOOD TO SEE IT CONFIRMED: ‘I knew from the start that Putin ordered Litvinenko’s murder’.

THE WAR ON LANGUAGE CONTINUES: Feminists attack Oxford Dictionary of English for ‘reinforcing sexist stereotypes’

Really, they’re just at war with reality.

STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS: This election feels like a reunion of the Woodstock generation.

OR PERHAPS SAYING WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR: But not actually stupid enough to believe this web of made up data and politically convenient lies. Why Leo DiCaprio is just another climate hypocrite.

OBAMA’S BLINKERED PURSUIT OF PEACE WITH IRAN: Appeasing Iran hurts us in Iraq, too.

INTERESTING: The 17 equations that changed the course of history.

THE WORM TURNS: Pubs and clubs in German town of Freiburg forbid refugees.

MOTHERS DON’T LET YOUR SONS DATE HARVARD FEMINISTS:The Pump-and-Dump Feminist.

(HILLARY ON) SO THAT’S WHERE THEY HIDE THE ALIENS (HILLARY OFF): Secret sites so classified they are pixelated by Google Earth.

I DON’T MIND PROVIDED THEY TYPE IT ALL OUT: In proper novel format, mind. Robots could soon read your mind – and there are no laws against it.  And btw, yeah, because if someone can build a robot that does that a law is going to stop them.  Yep.  Magical ink.  Yessireee Bob!

ADVICE FROM THE 1200s: How to Survive the Winter.

HUSBAND AND #2 SON GET VERY UPSET WHEN I CUT ANYTHING IN UNEVEN SLICES: Mathematicians Have Found Crazy New Ways to Cut Pizza Into Equal Slices.  So I’m not telling them about this.

WHEN YOU RARELY EAT AT HOME AND NEVER ENTERTAIN, WHAT’S THE POINT OF A DINING ROOM: Why Millennial Home Buyers Want Playrooms, Not Dining Rooms.  Actually in our recent home hunt, the more recent the home, the less likely to have a LIVING ROOM.  The only thing we can figure is that people are entertaining way less.

THEY ALWAYS DO: Tricia Bishop – passively aggressively doubling down on the stupid.

TEACH THE CHILDREN QUIETLY, FOR SOMEDAY SONS AND DAUGHTERS WILL RISE UP AND FIGHT WHILE WE STAND STILL: An Epistle From Sam Anderson to the Defeatists.

AND THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN: Study: Franchise Workers Will Lose Out on Minimum Wage Hikes.

BUT ONLY ONE POLITICAL SIDE ADMIRES THIS SORT OF HEROISM: As opposed to “speaking truth to imaginary power” sort of “heroism.” Heroism, Not Politics, is the Message of ’13 Hours’.

HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAINING SHOES: The shoes are raining down in Hillary’s e-mail mess.

WE’LL START OFF WITH MY SHOCKED FACE: The Obama State Department endorses Europe’s latest slap at Israel.

BEFORE SUNRISE: For the love of heaven, I’m a writer! Look Up Before Sunrise for the Next Month to See 5 Planets at Once.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT: Man stabbed and bitten after stirring someone else’s chili.

PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING: What Bernie Sanders misses about the rise in campaign cash.

IF IT WORKS YOU KEEP DOING IT: Why Iran’s thugs just took more hostages.