THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS THE DIVE BELL, DIVE, DIVE, DIVE.  PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND YOU KNOW THE REST: A Shipping Update.

DEBUNKING A MUCH-ABUSED ARGUMENT: On socialism, incentives, and kibbutzim.

LIES, DAMN LIES AND STATISTICS: What jobs? BLS says 665,000 job LOSSES.

OF COURSE THEY THINK TAX CUTS ARE SPENDING, BECAUSE ALL YOUR MONEY IS BELONG TO THEM: Dems cave, agree to massive federal spending cuts.

ONE MORE WAY HOLLYWOOD SUCKS: Kurt Russell accidentally destroyed a 145-year-old guitar.

150 YEAR OLD AUTHOR A BESTSELLER AGAIN: ‘Peter Rabbit’ vs. ‘Polar Bear’s Underwear’: The Revenge of the Classics.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Don’t Be Hacker Bait: Do This One-Hour Security Drill.

THE IDEAL SPOKESPERSON FOR THE HILLARY CAMPAIGN: Lena Dunham: The Manchurian Girl.

EXCUSE #250 I’VE SEEN: Is CTE what made Henry VIII kill all those wives?

NEVER TOO YOUNG TO BE COMMERCIALLY EXPLOITED: How Young is Too Young to Become a Viral Video Sensation?

ELITE EDUCATION IMPLOSION UPDATE: Creeping Totalitarianism at Harvard.

LEGACY SEEKING: The hidden agenda behind the UN chief’s Israel-bashing.

SOUNDS LIKE THE TITLE OF A PULP NOVEL: Pluto’s mysterious, floating hills.

THE “BENEFITS” OF DIVIDING US BY RACE, BELIEF, ORIENTATION AND SHOE SIZE: Obama’s ‘diversity’ diktat is a giant gift to lawyers.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE… BIAS RESPONSE TEAM: Campus Ideologues Double Down on Censorship — Beware the ‘Bias Response Team’.

I’LL DO IT FOR 2/3 THE PRICE: They say crime doesn’t pay, but that might not be entirely true in the District of Columbia as lawmakers look for ways to discourage people from becoming repeat offenders.

NOTHING LIBERATES A WOMAN SO MUCH LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO WATCH: In Defense of Romantic Comedies.

UNEXPECTEDLY: Clinton struggles again among younger voters.

DEFENDERS IN ODD PLACES: In defense of straight men, from the perspective of an introverted fag.

IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE HUGO FIGHT: Hugo Category Highlight: Best Graphic Story.  My friend Kate Paulk has been doing this every Thursday, category per category.

AND IT’S HIGH TIME TO: Speaking up and out.

DUH: I don’t like Bernie because he’s a socialist.

A MAD DUCK IN A SUICIDE BELT: The Border Vanishes.

THIS IS SARAH, SIGNING OFF FROM SNOWY COLORADO:  I did not do this (and my husband wouldn’t do it) but I saw this on Facebook and it made me smile.

I WAS SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE BELIEVED THE DONALD OVER THIS: Ruling: Ted Cruz is a ‘natural born citizen’.  Duh.