SO NO MORE SQUEEZING THE MELONS: This groundbreaking technology will soon let us see exactly what’s in our food.

FAILED LIBERAL PREDICTIONS, ONE IN A LONG SERIES: Left-wing fantasy ‘Escape From New York’ turned out to be so, so wrong about everything.

DON’T BE GOOGLE: Why do the feds want Google to control your TV?

FOR FANS OF THE NIGHT POSTS: I’ve not stopped doing them and they’ll be back on the 29th.  I’m in the middle of epic move from h*ll.  If you desperately need the details see here.  I might make some posts before then, if I happen to still have energy/be awake at night, but I can’t promise regular posting till the 29th.

FASTER, PLEASE: Osteoporosis in mice reversed with single injection of stem cells.

THIS TOO IS SHOCKING, SHOCKING I TELL YOU: The reason the crime rate is so high in Venezuela (video.)

BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRUST THE GOVERNMENT: Lockpickers 3-D Print TSA Master Luggage Keys From Leaked Photos.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Yeah, no, not really. Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg meets China propaganda chief in Beijing.

IT WILL CALL ITSELF ANTI-FASCISM: ‘The Producers,’ the Swastika, and the Tyranny of Feelings.

FEMINIST DISCOVERS REALITY: Toddlers and tiaras: The feminist upshot of playing princess.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: (don’t kill me!) 6 knife-free methods for making your junk bigger.

EVERYONE IS A MIX: Man’s discovery of bones under his pub could forever change what we know about the Irish.

AT LEAST THEY’RE ENDANGERING THEMSELVES: Congress Kills D.C. Missile
Defense System.

GOOD TRY, BUT I STILL WON’T SUPPORT TRUMP: Romney will back Cruz; so should we all.

THE RIGHT GEEK: Why I’m Backing #NeverTrump: A “Cuckservative” Speaks.

BECAUSE THEY KNOW HISTORY: Amid The Rubble, Some Turkish Kurds Wary Of EU-Ankara Deal .

CLUELESS IDIOT ABROAD: Finds that the Middle East is not like Western countries and ISIS sucks.  Of course, he might have been spared if our schools actually taught and our media actually informed.

AND YET IT’S REALITY: Students freak out after teacher shows video of ISIS beheading.

AND THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Hillary Has an NSA Problem.

I DON’T BELIEVE IT.  WE’RE A LONG WAY FROM “WITH FOLDED HANDS”: A lot of people who make over $350,000 are about to get replaced by software.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: What The Extra Shoelace Hole On Your Shoes Is For (Yes, It Has A Purpose).

LAWS ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Corrupt Feedback Loops: Justice Dept. Extortion.

INTO THEIR IMAGINATIONS? Harvard tells its women: Go where the rapes are.

IT’S ALL THE LEFT HAS: On the homeless, de Blasio’s moved from denial to magic thinking.

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, MARCO AND SOME OF US WILL REMEMBER: Marco Rubio drops out of presidential race.