THE LITTLE MAN WHO WASN’T THERE THINKS HE CAN AVOID JUST GOING AWAY: Obama is rushing to Trump-proof the White House.

ENVIRONMENTALISTS MAKE MY HEAD HURT: Wyoming wind project may get permit to kill eagles.

AND SPEAKING OF FAKE NEWS: President Obama has ordered his intelligence agencies to conduct a review of hacking during the 2016 presidential election and present their findings before he leaves office.

BEST THING ABOUT A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT USED TO BE THAT THE MEDIA REMEMBERED TO DO THEIR JOB: Now I think they’ll just go crazier. Requiem for a Narrative.  Instead of the endless summer of recovery, we’ll have the endless winter of the media’s discontent.  And they don’t even realize that in the end, it’s their credibility they’re burying.

THIS PARTICULAR DUMB IS EVERYWHERE:  Dumbest Thing I’ve Seen on the Internet Today.

THEY TOLD ME IF I VOTED FOR TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS WOULD TRY TO CENSOR JOURNALISTS:  Mika Brzezinski says Clinton camp tried to pull her off the air.  … And they were right.

AND IT MIGHT HELP US CONQUER SPACE: The Secret is Out: Scientists Figured Out How Tardigrades Became Immune to Radiation.

SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY: The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Way Up High.

LET’S MAKE GENDER STUDIES MAJORS CRY SOME MORE: Since some demon possessed Tom Knighton to put his book The Essence of Man: A Real Guide To Masculinity In The 21st Century under Gender Studies on Amazon, and since you guys made him dominate that category last night, I figure we should have some near-suicidal feminists by now.  I say you can’t have too much of a good thing.  Let’s push that baby higher.

SALAD IS MURDER: Do plants learn like humans? Smart seedlings can be taught to adapt to their environment.

AND PROMPTLY WON SEVERAL INTERNATIONAL COMEDY PRIZES: Georgetown Installs Work of Art Honoring Hillary Clinton as ‘Beacon of Dignity and Guiding Light’.  I remember when Democrats were saner or at least less bombastic and merely named a water treatment plant after Al Gore.  (Or was it John Kerry?  Democrats all run together in my memory after a while.)

YOU CAN’T PAY FOR THIS KIND OF ENDORSEMENT:Guy Who Wrote Book Arguing U.S. Should ‘Talk to’ Terrorists Really Doesn’t Like Jim Mattis.

DON’T BE RIDICULOUS. IT IS WELL KNOWN WHEN WE LEAVE THE DEMOCRAT RESERVATION THEY CONFISCATE OUR VAGINAS: Kellyanne Conway Would Be A Feminist Hero If She Were A Democrat.

MEANWHILE IN THE CULTURE WARS: Cracks Appear Here and There.

THEIR PRINCIPAL CHARACTERISTIC IS SURPRISE: Suppose It is a Black Swan?

THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO REFUSE TO PLAY: Virtue Signalling: Game Theory’s Cheat Code.

SO THIS IS ON SALE FOR 99C:  Wings by Sarah A. Hoyt.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED: WikiLeaks exposes Democratic smear campaign against Jeff Sessions.

SO LONG AS WE KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ANY POWER: For many social-justice warriors, systematic oppression of dissent is a feature, not a bug.

OF COURSE THEY DID: Report buried Trump-related ‘hate crimes’ against white kids.

FROM TOM KNIGHTON: The Essence of Man: A Real Guide To Masculinity In The 21st Century.

OF COURSE WE KNOW WHAT YOU SAID THE TEA PARTY WAS, SO WE’RE ASSUMING BLUE STATES ARE RACIST, SEXIST, ETC?  Why Blue States Are the Real ‘Tea Party’.

A MINOR DELAY ON HIS ROUTE SOMEWHERE MUCH HOTTER: Jeep Carrying Castro’s Ashes Breaks Down During Procession.

HE IS NOT WRONG: Generation Brat, in Full Voice.

WHAT A WAY TO HAVE YOUR FACE RUBBED IN REALITY: I interviewed the Ohio State attacker on the first day of school. It felt important. Now it’s chilling.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): You can read the key bits here without hitting the WaPo paywall.