LIKE MANY OF US, FOR WHOM THE ELECTION RESULTS WERE AN UTTER (AND WELCOME) SURPRISE, THE RUSSIANS BELIEVED THE POLLS: Russia’s election hack aimed to hurt Hillary — not help Trump.

AND FEMINISM THE ENEMY OF THINKING: ‘Rogue One’ Makes White Guys the Enemy of the Future.

MORE LIKE THE DEATH OF CHILDHOOD: Modern Childhood and the Death of the Seesaw.

I THINK THEY CONFUSE “HEROES” AND “TRAITORS”: Celebrities beg electors to be ‘heroes’ and vote against Trump.  Delegates are not elected to do anything but carry the will of the people.  They certainly are not given the right to nullify elections.  Good grief.  You’d think these infants would know that.

PRINT THIS: Libertarian professor combats ‘eco-guilt and green nitwittery’ with inventive email signature.

BUT IF THIS WERE ACCEPTED IT MIGHT CAST INTO DOUBT THE “BETTER LIVING THROUGH NO FAULT  DIVORCE” NARRATIVE: Want Happy Kids? Let Them Roughhouse with Dad.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I THOUGHT THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED! Fat might not be so bad for you after all.

500 YEARS LATER, WE’RE STILL TURNING UP THIS STUFF: Da Vinci discovery expected to fetch $16M.  But, of course, it will be exactly the same with the new post-post modern hotness.  Totes.  Or future art historians might mistake our installations for middens…

OH, NOES, WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS: Iran starts nuclear program after US ‘violation’ of deal.  (If you answered “everyone” you don’t win anything.  Yes, you are correct, but the only ones who couldn’t have predicted this were Obama and his inner circle.  See Democrats and “moronization of”)

IN THE EMAIL FROM CELIA HAYES: The Golden Road.

WHICH MIGHT BE A RESULT OF: The Self-moronization of the intellectual left through swarming behavior. [link fixed.  Sorry, sometimes browser acts up.]

PERHAPS BECAUSE ULTIMATELY THE DEMOCRATS ARE: The Intellectual Yet Idiot

RSE TELLS DEMOCRATS TO STOP DIGGING (AND IF THEY READ HIM, THEY’ll JUST GET HUFFY): Hey, Democrats! We need you to get your act together!

I DON’T SEE ACCEPTANCE THERE.  I’M NOT OKAY WITH THIS: The 5 Stages Of Losing An Election To Donald Trump.

WELL, THINK ABOUT IT; THEY’VE TAKEN OVER THE MEDIA FOR A REASON: Tucker Carlson: So… Dems Don’t Want Voters To Have Information About Candidates?

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP: Obama Admin Staking Iran Deal Legacy on Doomed Bid to Sell Tehran Aircraft.  At what point do we call this treason?

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET BABY STARS THEIR OWN CELL PHONES? Searching for Baby Planets in a Star’s Dusty Rings

WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE CELLS WALKING AROUND ASKING “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” WOULD CAUSE SERIOUS PROBLEMS: How Cells Remember Who They Are.

IF YOU’D BEEN AROUND AS LONG AS THE EARTH… Hearing Earth’s Creaks.

PROBLEMS OF GUN FREE ZONES: My day was going great until I was shot twice.

SERIOUSLY, ENGLISH WITHOUT SHAKESPEARE? THAT’S HERESY: Cry Havoc! 

SHUT UP AND SHELVE BOOKS: Why quiet-loving librarians can’t shut up about politics.

NO, RUSSIA DIDN’T HAND THE ELECTION TO TRUMP; BUT RUSSIA IS STILL A PROBLEM: Lies, damn lies, and assessment language.

DIDN’T TOLKIEN WRITE AN ENTIRE TRILOGY ON RESISTING THE LURE OF POWER? Kellyane Conway has it right on mothers’ tough choices.

YEAH, BUT THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS (THE COWARD):  Actually I find they’re giving him credit for much that I believe was ultimately done by Italians (global trading routes, etc.)  Also, for the record, the places he conquered have a certain legacy of  dysfunctional polity. But, eh. Maybe THAT’s what they mean by father of globalization? Genghis Khan — The Father of Globalization?