OUR SCREWED UP CULTURE: Nice Song . . . Wait, Whaaah? And where’s Joseph?

LIAR LIAR, HAIR PLUGS ON FIRE: Biden Denies Lobbying Foreign Leaders to Back Anti-Israel U.N. Resolution.

I DO NOT THINK THAT WORD MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS: Earnest to press: Give Obama credit for being ”transparent’.

LIKE AN INCONTINENT CAT, OBAMA KEEPS DROPPING UNWELCOME “GIFTS” ON HIS WAY OUT: How Trump could save thousands of jobs as president.

BABY LIVES MATTER: Left in trash as a newborn, man reunites with trio that saved him.

NO, NO, NO, THE REAL SOURCE OF THEIR CONFUSION GOES BEYOND NOT GETTING RELIGION.  REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE LIBERAL TROLLS WERE TELLING US “OBAMA IS GOING TO BE YOUR KING?” A Strange and Revealing Christmas Controversy.

OF COURSE, HE WOULD SAY THAT: Putin says only Russia knew Trump would win.

MERRY CHRISTMAS: Intel Committee Releases Declassified Snowden Report.

USING THE TOOLS YOU HAVE: Cops: impaired driver nabbed by excavator.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Do It Yourself Star Wars Snowflakes.

NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT: Have You Heard “The 12 Days of Clinton”?

THE TRUE COST OF DIVIDING THE NATION EVER MORE FINELY: How Wonder Woman and Tilda Swinton Became Enemies of the Left.

“CRAPPY IDEA” IS WAY TOO KIND:Why rebooting ‘The Honeymooners’ is a crappy idea.

IT WOULD BE EASIER AND MORE TO THE POINT TO LIST WHAT DOESN’T OFFEND FEMINISTS: Why Holidays Offend Feminists.

ONE MORE COMPONENT OF “GLOBAL WARMING” WE DON’T UNDERSTAND: How NASA’s space laser might help save the world.

STOP THAT SNIGGERING IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM: The real reason why we have sex.

YEAH, IT’S TRUE, WE’RE: Divided.  And it’s a good thing.

ONLY A FEW BILLION YEARS TO PREVENT DISASTER: In the future we’ll all have to live like Martians.

I LIVE IN DENVER.  I KNOW HOW HE FEELS: This gorilla hates tourists just as much as you.  Of course our tourists are often impaired…

IN THE EMAIL FROM MARK WANDREY: Cartwright’s Cavaliers.

SAME OLD SAME OLD, NOW DRESSED IN FEMINIST CLOTHES: Modern Tupperware Parties.

THE PAST IS ANOTHER COUNTRY, BUT WE DON’T NEED ROSE-COLORED GLASSES TO VIEW IT: When Bad Words Are Said to Good Children.

IN THE EMAIL FROM JOHN VAN STRY: Loose Ends (The Hammer Commission Book 3).

WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTROY, THEY FIRST MAKE MAD: Defeated Democrats’ new attack line: The Electoral College is racist.

USDA, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE: All in all you’re just another brick in the wall. USDA Demands Holiday Snacks (and Parents) Be Removed From Schools.