ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Which comes first, the duck or the chicken? As Shakespeare might have written, had he been so privileged as to live now “there are stranger things in the poultry yard, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your Women’s Studies programs.”

INCLUDING SABRINA CHASE: Light in the Darkness: A Noblebright Fantasy Boxed Set.  It’s 99c. 

FROM THE ANNALS OF THE HIGHLY CONFUSED: Or, I checked three times, and this isn’t a joke blog. I’m a feminist who’s attracted to ‘manly men’.

JUST WHEN I WAS SURE IT HAD BEEN THE RADICAL ANGLICANS: New York Bombing Suspect Rahami Captured After New Jersey Shootout.

INCONCEIVABLE!  ISN’T GENDER JUST A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT? In Men, Depression is Different.  It’s almost like people who think it is just a construct ignore what doesn’t fit their delusion.

DECLAN FINN: A Pius Man: A Holy Thriller (The Pius Trilogy Book 1) – on sale for 99c.

YEAH, AND GIVEN ALL THE PROOF WE HAVE OF HIS ‘AMAZING INTELLECT’, I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED: Obama led the world downward into chaos.

WHEN DID ‘INTERNET’ BECOME A RIGHT FOR THOSE WHO DON’T EVEN ATTEMPT TO PAY FOR IT: The shuttering of those internet kiosks is another tale of two cities.  Sometimes I think I woke up in another reality.  So people who pay for what they want/need are privileged are they?  I’d think it’s those receiving the handouts who have all the privilege.  I must be old-fashioned.

A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE HOPED FOR: Will Trump Target the Times the Way Hulk Hogan Wrestled With Gawker.com?

LIFE, LIFE EVERYWHERE: Was Earth Born With Life On It?

SO, WHO HAS THE TIME MACHINE? I NEED A PET! Scientists reveal most accurate depiction of a dinosaur ever created.

HIS NEWSPAPER ISN’T DOING THAT WELL, EITHER: New York Times CEO’s new book isn’t selling at all.

YOU KNOW, I WAS TAUGHT THE STORY OF PORTUGAL’S ICONIC POET WHO SAVED HIS MANUSCRIPT FROM SHIPWRECK WHILE HIS SLAVE DIED: It took me a while to realize there was something wrong with this.  Novelist runs into burning home to rescue his laptop.  Also, this is why you always email copies to friends, carry copies in your thumbdrive in your purse, etc.

MARK ALGER: The Genesis Undertaking.

I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO CALL DOING THIS TO AN ALLY, BUT I’M FAIRLY SURE NATIONS HAVE GONE TO WAR OVER LESS: Congress Investigating Obama Admin-Funded Campaign to Unseat Israeli PM.

IF SOMEONE PUT THIS IN A MOVIE NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT: Is the Presidential Race Actually between the IRS and Wikileaks?

FROM MARINA FONTAINE, A DRAGON AWARD FINALIST NOVEL: Chasing Freedom.

WELL.  YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR: Obama’s Cash-for-Jihad Program.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED: (PICS) ISIS Supporters Use Hashtag #ExplosionManhattan, Praise And Celebrate NYC Bombing On Social Media.

OF COURSE THERE WILL: Until we do something about it.  By which I don’t mean kabuki security theater.  ‘There will be more’: Chilling 911 call after the Chelsea explosion.  How many dumpsters do you think there are in NYC? Chicago?LA?  Are they going to put a security detail on every one of those?  Well, that would solve the employment problem.

AND ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THEIR TOTALLY OPAQUE MOTIVATIONS: FBI detains 5 in connection to Chelsea bombing.

INTO WHAT? A TESSERACT? WE SHOULD WRITE A STORY ABOUT IT: We could call it “And They Built a Cowardly Culture. Will Terror Reshape the Race?

SHOCKED, SHOCKED: NYC Kills Public Internet Kiosks Because Public Uses Them for Porn.

AH 2016. YOU STILL SURPRISE US: Sources: Tens of Thousands of Files from Clinton, Blumenthal Computers Available on Deep Web.

OF COURSE: Noel Field, Communist Quaker. And I do have an explanation: those who never suffered need think the world should be “perfect” and communism sounds more “perfect” in theory.  Of course all they know is theory.