HILLARY COULDN’T BE PROVEN GUILTY, WITHOUT PROVING THE PRESIDENT GUILTY ALSO: I have a vague memory of something called “High Crimes and Misdemeanors”  I SWEAR I remember it existing. Must be in a different universe.  One where laws still mean something. VIDEO: Why the FBI Let Hillary Clinton Go Free.

BACK WHEN WE HAD FRIENDS:

At 10:45 a.m. on 9/11 — minutes after the North Tower of the World Trade Center had collapsed — New York’s cellphone service was almost nonexistent. Yet, as I walked up Third Avenue, my phone rang. Peres was on the line.

“You OK?” he asked. “You know where Don Rumsfeld is? Talk to me.”

“Shimon,” I answered, “I’m the consul general in New York. Rumsfeld runs the Pentagon. How the hell do I know where he is?”

Fine, Peres said. “These sh-ts hit New York! New York! Do you get that? I’m coming over.”

Read the whole thing: Remembering Shimon Peres — the Israeli leader who saw it all.

AND THEN, AT SOME POINT, WE’LL HAVE HAD ENOUGH: DHS Head to America: Brace for More Terror Attacks.  Beware when we have had enough.

COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU: Now NYC has publicly funded mobs.

WEIRDLY I REMEMBER SIMILAR FLAPS ABOUT W AND OBAMA: In Hillary’s case, it’s just her robot body.  Someone left a door open.  ‘WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?’Hillary Clinton was wearing a mysterious box with wires during TV debate with Trump, conspiracy theorists claim in latest bizarre theory.

WHEN DID DENYING GENOCIDE BECOME A LEGACY? The president who allowed genocide — what Syrians say of Obama.

FROM AMIE GIBBONS: The Gods Defense.

YOUR READING LIST IS NO PLACE FOR SOCIAL ANXIETY.  READ WHAT YOU LIKE: The Classic Books You Haven’t Read. (Also the only way I’d not have read them would be not to have my father. Eh.) – fixed

HONEY CHIL’ EVER CONSIDER EFFICIENT WAS NOT SOMETHING OUR GOVERNMENT WAS CONSTITUTIONALLY INTENDED TO BE? Election commissioner: Fire us all.

I DON’T EVEN: Vain men are having their scrotums botoxed.

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT: Kicking Cancer’s *ss.

NO KINGS, NO QUEENS, NO LORDS, NO LADIES: We won’t be fooled again! Obama’s Conflict Tanked the Clinton E-mail Investigation — As Predicted.  If both are guilty, both should go down for it.  Stop with special considerations.

FROM KYLE ANDREWS: Freedom/Hate.

PLEASE. WHO’D WANT TO CATCH MICHELLE OBAMA? Pokémon GO vs Michelle Obama: The Fight Against Childhood Obesity.

FROM KAL SPRIGGS: The Sacred Stars.

THIS MUST STOP: Victimhood as Prestige. Before it kills civilization.

AND YET SMOD CONTINUES TO FAIL US: ‘Huge meteor’ crashes to earth as flash of light is spotted in sky and houses start to shake.

HECK OF A JOB BARRY! The real scandal of New York City’s Sandy recovery.

DIDN’T HE KNOW STARBUCKS IS A GUN FREE ZONE? Gunman kills Starbucks patron after credit card was rejected.  Surely you can’t mean those don’t work?

ROTTEN TOMATOES: All my friends universally hated this show.  I don’t know, I don’t watch television.  BUT since they all hated it, I thought it deserved (dishonorable) mention. Don’t watch the new MacGyver if you value your sanity!  Concurring: Fall has come and so have the shows to avoid.

FROM VARIOUS AUTHORS: Echoes of Liberty: The Clarion Call, Vol 2. 

ALL THE EGGS ARE BROKEN; NO OMELET IN SIGHT: Socialism’s left Venezuela a ‘walking dead’ nation.  In progress at a country near and dear to you.

NOT CREEPY  CANDY CROWLEY’S: ‘Fact Checking’ the Candidates at the Debate: Whose Job is It?

FROM DECLAN FINN: For All Their Wars Are Merry: An Examination of Irish Rebel Songs.

I’M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD WEREN’T MODELS FOR EMPOWERED WOMEN: Why is Amy Schumer Talking Tampons on the Red Carpet?