AS FOR THAT RUSSIAN INFLUENCE THING: Emails: Clinton Foundation sought State Department OK for work with Russians.  All together now: of course they did!

THE PROBLEM IS OUR ELITES, LIKE ANY FOURTH GENERATION SOCIALISTS ARE SO BACKWARD THEY COULDN’T ORGANIZE A BONK IN A BROTHEL. BEHOLD, SOCIALISM, CAN ACCOMPLISH IN FOUR GENERATIONS WHAT INBREEDING TOOK TWENTY TO DO: The death of elitism.

THE SOLUTION IS ROMAN.  PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER IN A BARREL WITH SPIKES AND THROW IT OVER A WATERFALL: Clinton-Obama officials negotiated for jobs with Clinton-connected Teneo while agency subsidized Teneo client Dow.  I mean, who doesn’t like the classics?

NO, THEY’VE ONLY HAD SIXTY EIGHT YEARS TO PREPARE, AFTER ALL: Are Palestinians ready for #peace?

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE SELF-NECKLACES WITH BURNING LIES? A pyrrhic victory for the partisan press?

IS HILLARY OJ? Members of the Jury, What Say You?

IT’S ALL A MATTER OF WHICH ONE YOU THINK IS THE GREATEST DANGER: Why the Anti-Trump Commentariat are not Trusted.  I will confess ultimately my choice was not finding some amazing virtue in Trump (would that it were) but discovering how in the tank for Hillary the media was.  And I knew they were in the tank for her, just not how far.  Ultimately, I don’t care to have someone in the White House who “can do no wrong” in the eyes of the media.

WHEN THE PATIENT ISN’T PAYING FOR IT, THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP COSTS LOW IS TO RATION: Here’s how the impending ObamaCare disaster affects you

WHY WE HAVE GUNS (ONE OF MANY REASONS): Because vermin like your spawn exist.

LIFE IS HARD, GIRL. IT’S HARDER IF YOU’RE DUMB: Young Women Need Less “Body Positivity,” More Modesty.

OH, SWEETIE, DON’T BOTHER. JUST GO AHEAD AND CALL HIM YOUR BEARD: Special Snowflake Insists World Create New Word for “Boyfriend”.

THE NEW YORK SUN ENDORSES TRUMP. I’M NOT SURE HOW MUCH GOOD THAT IS, BUT IT HAS TO BE BETTER THAN VOGUE: Donald Trump’s Optimism.

OLD AND BUSTED IDEAS, BUT I’M SURE SHE THINKS THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT: Hillary Clinton’s big ideas for tanking the US economy.

IF UNION LEADERS STOP START PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR MEMBERS’ DESIRES, THE WHOLE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN (fixed, sorry, very unfortunate typo): WikiLeaks exposes NEA’s inner workings.

WEIRDLY NOT ABOUT THE ELECTION: Mechs and werewolves, what’s not to like.

HOW IS DAVID FRUM WRONG? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS: Is There A Conservative Case for Voting for Hillary?

OH, YEAH, VOGUE. THAT’S WHERE I GO FOR MY POLITICAL DECISIONS! Vogue’s endorsement of Hillary means nothing — and probably helps Trump.  And frankly, Vogue, I iz disappoint.  How can you endorse someone who wears THOSE pantsuits.

BAH. DON’T COUNT THE VAMPIRE DEAD UNTIL YOU’VE PUT A STAKE THROUGH ITS HEART AND CUT OFF ITS HEAD: Hillary won’t survive another WikiLeaks dump.

DON’T YOU HAVE ENOUGH STRESS IN YOUR LIFE? Kids Don’t Like Veggies. So What?

YES, OF COURSE THEY’RE ALL EVIL SPACE LIZARDS, BUT: Trump – The Less Evil Choice.

WELL, WE ARE LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW? Cancer survivor receives world’s first 3D-printed face prosthesis.

THE WORLD IS NOT A SAFE SPACE: “Running While Female,” and The Comforting Lie of Safety.

NANNY GOVERNMENT AT ITS WORST: Everything you know about healthy food is a lie.

NATIONAL POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT COMES IN SECOND: Russian Hackers? 45% Call News Media ‘Primary Threat That Might Try to Change Election Results’.