THE DOG FOOD IS GREAT WE JUST NEED TO ADVERTISE MORE: Have you ever noticed that whenever the Democrats lose it’s always that we must not have got the message?  They can never believe we hear them fine, we just don’t want what they’re selling.  Pelosi challenger: Dems ‘got off message’ in election.

BOY, DO THEY EVER: Election over, Associated Press Still Shills for the Left.  They’re performing the Roll Left and Die Maneuver.

MY CATS TELL ME IT’S BECAUSE I’M THE RESULT OF A LONG BREEDING PROGRAM TO CREATE THE PERFECT PET FOR THEM: Why the heck do animals live in our houses?

DEAR IDIOTS, THE GAME GEEKS ARE DOING THAT INSTEAD OF– OH, NEVER MIND: Feds Spend $224,998 on Reproductive Health Video Game. Say it with me, now: “Of course they did.”

GIVEN I’M ON MY THIRD SET OF HEINLEINS, THIS SOUNDS GOOD: Protect Your Library the Medieval Way, With Horrifying Book Curses.

ROCK AND ROLLER SHOWS CLASS TO A CONSERVATIVE; IN OTHER NEWS, DEMONS BUYING ICE SKATES AND WINTER COATS: Stevie Van Zandt calls out ‘Hamilton’ cast for ‘bullying’ Pence.

CLINTON WON THE ELECTION WE DIDN’T HAVE.  DIFFERENT RULES WOULD DICTATE A DIFFERENT CAMPAIGN: Why ‘moral outrage’ over the Electoral College outrages me.

THIS WILL BE REPORTED AS “BIASED PUBLIC REJECTED UNBIASED MEDIA”: MRC/YouGov Poll: Most Voters Saw, Rejected News Media Bias.

REAL LIFE? WHAT COMPANY MAKES THAT GAME? Nobody has real friends anymore.

WHEN LEFTIST PRIVILEGE SPEAKS, THIS IS THE ONLY ANSWER: Shut Up and Sing.

THEY DO KNOW 1984 IS NOT A MANUAL, RIGHT? RIGHT? Swedish Union Opens Hotline to Let Women Report Instances of.. Mansplaining.

BELIEVING THE MSM? WHY? No, Trump won’t roll back gay rights.

FROM ROY M. GRIFFIS IN THE EMAIL AND FREE RIGHT NOW ON AMAZON: By the Hands of Men, Book One: The Old World.

DID ELIZABETH BATHORY KNOW SOMETHING?  The hottest new beauty trend is your blood.

THE OPPOSITION TO BANNON: Does it have any point at all? The media spin is working toward delegitimizing Trump further by casting his advisor Steve Bannon as an alt-right, antisemitic, neo-Nazi éminence grise.

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SPEAKING OF KIDS, SOME ARE ALL RIGHT: California Potheads and the Half-witted Twits. (Fixed, link inserted, sorry.  Sometimes my program does that when I press “post.”)

WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO ADULT: Kids, how to talk to your over-emotional parents about the election.

THAT WOULD BE NICE: How To Fix Flying.

SERIOUSLY, ARE THEY FOR REAL NOW? Media Loses Sh*t over “Transparency”.  If they didn’t need it over Obama Care, Benghazi or Hillary’s monumental email blunder/treason, they certainly don’t need it over… steak?

IF YOU’RE SO SCARED, STOP SCREAMING AND TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR OWN SAFETY: A Handy Guide For Liberals Who Are Suddenly Interested In Gun Ownership.

TEMPERED AND CAREFUL: Reflections on the Trumpocalypse.

OKAY, IT IS OBSCENE IN THE LIGHT OF REASON: It’s also stupid, blinkered and unintentionally hilarious.  Mamas, don’t let your daughters grow up to be feminists.  It clearly rots the brain. I mean, if you’ve never seen Poe’s law in full bloom, this is Poe’s law in full bloom. Lena Dunham’s Newsletter Just Published The Most OBSCENE Slobbering Love Letter To Hillary Clinton

OF COURSE THEY ARE: Hillary Clinton Supporters Doxxing, Harassing Electoral College Voters. Normally I’d say nothing would come of this, but it is 2016, after all, so I’ll say “Do you want a civil war?  That’s how you get a civil war.”

SOMETIMES THAT’S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE AN AFFIRMATIVE: Michael Barone: “Double negative” voters decided election.