THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Shock: Days After ESPN Releases New Guidelines on Political Statements From Employees, They Bounce Conservative-Leaning Host In Favor of Liberal-Leaning Host.

A CASE OF MYTHTAKEN IDENTITY:Woman walking around naked claims she’s a mermaid.

PROBATION? THAT’S IT? Stripper gets probation for drugging clients, taking their money.

PUSSY HATS WON’T: Posing with cats will revolutionize your Tinder game.

AND NOW I’M HUNGRY: How a Pocket-Sized Snack Changed the English Language. Hold the blackbirds, please.

BEYOND PARODY:Tom Hanks Fights Fake News by Giving White House Press Corps an Espresso Machine.

AW! RERUN SEASON ALREADY? It’s 2004 All Over Again!

LIKE A THOUSAND LYING WORDS: Behold the Media’s Photo-Propaganda.

I DON’T KNOW: HILLARY OR LIZZY WARREN? THEY’RE BOTH LIARS, BUT DIFFERENT ENTERTAINMENT VALUES: 2020: The Race for the White House.

THE GATE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME: Nunes and the leaks.

EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT: Senior Sex.   (No, not really, but it’s Kim du Toit blogging again.  Go and give him a look in.)

PEOPLE CLAIMING THIS COULD BE TROLLING YOU: The trolling has only just begun.

SO THE EARLY WILD BEARD IS LIKE TEEN GIRLS WEARING TOO MUCH MAKEUP? Why beards are like makeup for men.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Here’s how to tell if you’re dating a sociopath.

FROM C J CARELLA: In Dread Silence (Warp Marine Corps Book 4).

LINKS YOU CAN USE: How To Create A Realistic Looking Head In A Jar

FROM PETER GRANT: Rocky Mountain Retribution (The Ames Archives Book 2).

THIS IS MY EXTREMELY SHOCKED FACE: Anti-Gorsuch Liberal Group Fails to Disclose Donors.

UNEASILY RESTS THE HEAD: Your pillows are just bags of bugs and their poop.

BUT IF WE PERMIT CULTURAL MISCEGENATION, WE’LL NEVER BE PURE AGAIN:How the Melting Pot Became “Cultural Appropriation”.

WELL, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED: Swarthmore students upset they actually got in trouble for office sit-in protest.

IT TOOK A GAY AUTHOR TURNED PODCASTER TO ROAST LIBERALS MELTING DOWN OVER TRUMP: The author turned podcaster lays waste to liberals still raging over Hillary Clinton’s loss.

AND THIS IS WHY THEY’RE EXTINCT: Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find.

THE PERPETUAL TODDLERS DON’T LIKE CHILDREN, ANYWAY: The Left is Now Attacking Trump’s Unborn Grandchildren .

WHO’S BEEN CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING? Nike’s Problematic Relationship with the Hijab.