THIS DEAL JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME: Report: Nuclear material said stolen from Iran could yield ‘dirty bomb’.

FIRMLY, THAT’S HOW: With toys cheaper than ever, how do parents say no?

CHARGING THE SECRET SERVICE FOR PROTECTING YOU IS OUTRAGEOUS!  Secret Service considering renting a floor at Trump Tower to protect future first family.  OH, WAIT, NEVERMIND… Joe Biden update: He’s now charging the Secret Service rent for a cottage to protect him.

OH, NOW YOU’RE TALKING THE DIFFICULT STUFF: Hey, loser, turn off the TV if you want to get your wife pregnant.

SHOOTING WITH KNIVES IS THE NEW COOL THING: Ohio State Stabbing.  Seriously, people, hoplophobia makes people into idiots.

THE REAL FACE OF COMMUNISM: The Last Communist City.

YEAH, RIGHT, SURE THING: Is the Post for real? WaPo Releases Report on Russian Propaganda Sites- List Includes: Drudge Report, Wikileaks, Zerohedge, Infowars…

WELL… IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE MAYBE IT COULD HAVE BEEN: Obama’s Legacy: A Story of Cudda’ Been.

ARE THESE THE SAME GUYS WHO SAID YOU COULD KEEP YOUR DOCTOR: Who said Trump can’t repeal ObamaCare?

SIC SEMPER: Progressives without Power.

I’M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE FRAUDS WHO THINK THEY’RE GREAT: You’re not alone, almost everyone feels like a fraud at work.

AND YET FOOLS IDOLIZE THEM: The Truth about Fidel and Raul.

OF COURSE HE DID: Fidel Castro wanted nuclear war.

THIS ISN’T THE ALT-RIGHT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR:  Truthy Researcher Launches New Fact-Checking Project.

IT AIN’T JUST JOISEY: How teachers unions drive Jersey’s pension crisis.

BY THEIR ASSOCIATIONS YOU SHALL KNOW THEM: Unrepentant hypocrite Colin Kaepernick defends Fidel Castro.

THIS THANKSGIVING WEEKEND, LET’S ENJOY A FEEL GOOD STORY: A Miami Funeral: The “Legacy” of Fidel Castro.  Or, IOW: ding dong, the communist dictator is GONE. (Video.) (Fixed.)

WE HAVEN’T EVEN GOT THERE YET, AND IT’S ALREADY REGULATED: Science Fiction, Space Law, and the Regulatory State: Or, How John Varley Broke My Heart but Other Science Fiction Writers Shouldn’t Have To.

THE BEST PART SINCE THE ELECTION HAS BEEN WATCHING PROGRESSIVES LOSE THEIR MINDS: People Went Nuts When A Brooklyn Store Played ‘Sweet Home Alabama’.

OF COURSE HE DOES: Labor Activist Admires Kids Who Climbed on Trump Hotel in Protest.

THIS IS ALL STILL VAPORS AND HOPE, BUT TODAY WAS THE BUSIEST BLACK FRIDAY I’VE SEEN IN A DECADE: Not that we’re usually out shopping, but we normally run errands, and today was the first time we had trouble finding parking and getting on the highway in a decade of black Fridays. Despite NPR Prediction, Monster Black Friday Underway.

ANOTHER FUTURE PAUPER SELF-IDENTIFIES: CEO Mathew Blanchfield tells pro-Trump, Republican clients to take a hike: ‘You are not welcome’.

ABOUT TIME: Stop Smearing Jeff Sessions .

THE FUTURE PAUPERS SELF-IDENTIFY: Here’s Another Company That Doesn’t Want Our Business.

TODAY IS HOLODOMOR REMEMBRANCE DAY: Holodomor.