I DON’T SEE ACCEPTANCE THERE.  I’M NOT OKAY WITH THIS: The 5 Stages Of Losing An Election To Donald Trump.

WELL, THINK ABOUT IT; THEY’VE TAKEN OVER THE MEDIA FOR A REASON: Tucker Carlson: So… Dems Don’t Want Voters To Have Information About Candidates?

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP: Obama Admin Staking Iran Deal Legacy on Doomed Bid to Sell Tehran Aircraft.  At what point do we call this treason?

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET BABY STARS THEIR OWN CELL PHONES? Searching for Baby Planets in a Star’s Dusty Rings

WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE CELLS WALKING AROUND ASKING “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” WOULD CAUSE SERIOUS PROBLEMS: How Cells Remember Who They Are.

IF YOU’D BEEN AROUND AS LONG AS THE EARTH… Hearing Earth’s Creaks.

PROBLEMS OF GUN FREE ZONES: My day was going great until I was shot twice.

SERIOUSLY, ENGLISH WITHOUT SHAKESPEARE? THAT’S HERESY: Cry Havoc! 

SHUT UP AND SHELVE BOOKS: Why quiet-loving librarians can’t shut up about politics.

NO, RUSSIA DIDN’T HAND THE ELECTION TO TRUMP; BUT RUSSIA IS STILL A PROBLEM: Lies, damn lies, and assessment language.

DIDN’T TOLKIEN WRITE AN ENTIRE TRILOGY ON RESISTING THE LURE OF POWER? Kellyane Conway has it right on mothers’ tough choices.

YEAH, BUT THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS (THE COWARD):  Actually I find they’re giving him credit for much that I believe was ultimately done by Italians (global trading routes, etc.)  Also, for the record, the places he conquered have a certain legacy of  dysfunctional polity. But, eh. Maybe THAT’s what they mean by father of globalization? Genghis Khan — The Father of Globalization?

YEARS AGO, IN A BAD PLACE, I FOUND A BOOK OF DA VINCI WORKS FED SOMETHING I NEEDED FED. I HAVEN’T FOUND THE SAME IN MODERN WORKS.  APPARENTLY I’M NOT ALONE: Room for Rubens and Rembrandt.

THEY’D BE HARD PUT TO DO WORSE: States need to do better by their most talented students.

WHEN THEY SAY LOVE TRUMPS HATE, THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY LOVE: Supposedly tolerant NYC is making the Trump kids’ lives ‘horrible’.

EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN LIBERALS DROP THE MASKS THAT SUPPOSEDLY HIDE THEIR FACES, WHAT WE SEE ARE BACKSIDES? Animal rights activists sued for ‘terrorizing’ carriage horses.

FALSE NEWS: MSNBC Anchor Falsely Claims Fox News Had Christmas Party at Trump’s D.C. Hotel.

NOT ONLY NO, BUT H*LL NO: Bill Would Allow Government to Locate People With Tracking Devices.

WHAT IF SMART PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE BIMBOS? They’ll only have sex with smart people.

IT’S SUCH A GOOD WORD, TOO: Social Justice Warriors of the Sea.

I DON’T WANT TO BELIEVE!  Zombie Apocalypse – It’s Real.

MAD DUCK PRESIDENT TRYING TO PUNISH US ON THE WAY OUT: Obama blocks new oil, gas drilling in Arctic Ocean. [Fixed, sorry, it was late.]

APPARENTLY WE FRUSTRATE OBAMA: (High five.) No better praise for a job well done.

INCONCEIVABLE! Obama Apparently Wasn’t on “The Right Side of History” After All.

SUCKERS BORN EVERY MINUTE: Gore’s ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ Sequel to Kick Off Sundance Festival.