DON’T LET THE MEDIA SPIN YA: An alternative way to look at “alternative facts”.

I’VE GOT A TICKET TO RIDE, AND I FEEL FINE: Stop Making Me Defend Trump! (No, I don’t have any shame about mixing up song lyrics.  I regret nothing!)

MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: Rich, white welfare queens. 

FOR THE RECORD, PORTUGAL — NOT THE BEST ORGANIZED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD — HAS VERY THOROUGH VOTER ID LAWS: Obama’s Final Whopper as President.

A QUESTION NEVER ANSWERED, NOT EVEN AFTER THEY PASSED THE BILL: What is Insurance?

CELEBRITIES, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT THE DEMS ASSETS: Protesters go after Scott Baio in Washington, DC.  Or you could come to the side of freedom…

THEY’RE STRAIGHT UP ARISTOS: Could Caroline Kennedy be the baggage-free Hillary Clinton?  They believe power should be inherited.  I’m starting to understand the appeal of “Aristo, Aristo, a la lanterne!”

AND THE ANSWER IS, THEY’RE YUGE HYPOCRITES: A Question For Occupy Democrats.

THAT WORD DOESN’T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS: Madonna Claims That Her Terrorist-Like Comments Were A METAPHOR, You Guys!

SHE WAS FOR THEM BEFORE SHE WAS AGAINST THEM: Elizabeth Warren’s school-voucher hypocrisy.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO DON’T WEAR CLOTHES: Wear gaudy clothes? You’re a jealous person.

THE COWS AREN’T MAD, THEY’RE ON A SUGAR HIGH: Farmers have been secretly feeding cows Skittles.

DON’T BE RIDICULOUS, UNLIKE OBAMA, TRUMP HASN’T EVEN BEEN COMPARED TO FDR: Rachel Maddow: Donald Trump Will throw me In Internment Camp (video).  Besides, Hillary was the one who wanted Adult Fun Camps, and besides, MaddCow, while you are demonstrably on the side of the enemies of America, your being at large gives them no advantage.  Heck, it might give us one.

WE MUST RECLAIM OUR LEADERSHIP IN SPACE.  THE REST OF THE WORLD IS FAILING AT IT: Galileo satellites experiencing multiple clock failures.

AND IT WILL BE FABULOUS: Body armor of the future could be made of human hair.

CAN’T YOU AT LEAST GIVE THEM A BROWSER TAB AT WHITEHOUSE.GOV, YOU MEANY? They Wanna Be Loved By You.

I DON’T KNOW. THE PAST IS ANOTHER COUNTRY. BUT MEN ARE BEING FORCED TO BE LESS THAN THEY COULD BE:  Are Men Less than they were? 

AS WITH CNN’S THREAT TO DESTROY TRUMP’S IMAGE IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD, THIS WOULD MAKE IT DIFFERENT FROM HOW THEY TREATED EVERY REPUBLICAN IN MY LIFETIME, HOW? Obama Allies Working to Undermine Trump’s National Security Team.

THE VOTERS SAID NO; SANITY SAYS NO; HIS MENTAL ABILITY SAYS NO; YOU’VE GOT TO LET IT GO: Still Can’t Let Go: MSNBC Host Says in Parallel Universe, Joe Biden Is Taking Oval Office. There was never a chance for Slow Joe.

DEMANDING HIGH ACHIEVEMENT OF STUDENTS? AN IDEA SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK: A revolutionary school ‘turns back the clock’ in Brooklyn.

YEAH? THE DIFFERENCE IS TRUMP’S PERFORMANCE WAS ENTERTAINING: Andrew Dice Clay: Trump stole my act to become president

TIP #1, STOP ALIENATING EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T LIVE ON THE COASTAL CITIES: As Trump Era Begins, Some Survival Tips for Hollywood Liberals.   Oh, yeah, and #2 shut up and sing, stop preaching.

BUT IF IT’S NOT ABOUT CELEBRITY EGOS, WHAT’S THE POINT? Inaugurations Should Be About Tradition, Not Celebrity Egos

I JUST WANT TO REASSURE ALL OUR FRIENDS ON THE LEFT: Trump is not going to put you all in camps and install a Nazi state.  He can’t, because George W. Bush already put you all in camps and installed a Nazi state.  Oh, wait, he never got to do it, because we were already all dead in the nuclear war our cowboy president, Ronald Reagan, started by talking tough to the Russians.  And that is when I got to the States.  I’m sure people who’ve been here longer can explain to you how other republican administrations already destroyed everything, ALL THE THINGS WITH ALL THE DRAMA, in the most terrible way.  Sorry guys the song has gone thin and only children believe the lyrics anymore.  And honestly?  That’s only because they haven’t seen the drama you guys create long enough to know better.

NOT MINE, BUT THEN I’VE KNOWN OTHER DORM-ROOM LEFTISTS: How President Obama Broke My Heart The Story of Two Farewell Addresses.