IF FOR NOTHING ELSE, FOR THE REBOUND OF THE POPCORN INDUSTRY, BUT YEAH: Thank God for Trump.

DEEP STATES WILL; BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING: The French Deep State Fights Back?

MALE RANGES: From “Animal House” to “Zulu”?

#FASHIONABLE LIES: Five Myths of the Debate over Trump’s Refugee Executive Order.

NEUTRALIZING THE LEFT: How to Defeat Weaponized Empathy.

AH, PROGRESSIVES, IF THEY CAN’T CHANGE THE FACTS, THEY CHANGE THE STATISTICS: Violence is spiking in NYC schools – even if the city denies it.

AND COBBLER’S KIDS GO BAREFOOT: I’m a porn star and it’s hard having sex with my wife.

BECAUSE THE INSIDERS HAVEN’T DONE THAT GREAT A JOB? Why we need an outsider like Betsy DeVos as education secretary.

PERHAPS THE BEST THING FOR MEN, WOMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE IS NOT TO CONCENTRATE SO MUCH ON LOOKS?  NAH. THAT’S CRAZY TALK. Enough with the Humble-Bragging “Body Positivity” Selfies.

ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO SHOW GROWN-UP, DEPENDENT MEN ON TV? The secret magic of TV’s best new show.

THE MEDIA’S FALSE FIRESTORM: The Gag Order That Wasn’t.

IN AMERICA THE DARK AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS OVER: Post-Election Thoughts. Or, in other words “For the times, they are achanging.”

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S NEVER HITLER JUST LIKE IT’S NEVER LUPUS: The Persuasion Filter and Immigration. (Okay, if we invent time machines, I might revise that.)

AS MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD SAY, IMAGINE THE THINGS THEY FIND: Offal Nice.

ANYTHING TO KEEP UP THE HYSTERIA: Washington Post Solicits Immigration Sob Stories.

WELL THEY’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO KEEP THE FUNDRAISING UP: The ‘emoluments’ suit v. Trump is just another political hit job.

WHATEVER MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER: Sloppy Millennials are flocking to this fancy etiquette school.  Talk about poor little rich kids.

THE DINNER BELL RINGS AT THE AUTOPHAGY CAFE: Chuck Schumer under fire from left-wing activists.

WILL THE ELITES NEVER STOP PROJECTING THEIR PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS ON ORDINARY AMERICANS? Unlike the Oscars, Americans have long accepted minority actors.

SURELY SOME AMERICAN NEWSPAPER WOULD REPORT THIS: Texas Officials Warn of ISIS Threat to US-Mexican Border.  Right?

WAPO FACT CHECKER ADMITS THE MEDIA DOESN’T INVESTIGATE DEMOCRATS: Whoops! WaPo’s Glenn Kessler explains difference between Obama & Trump bans, accidentally indicts MSM. (Bumped, by Glenn.)

PARTLY BECAUSE YOU SPENT EIGHT YEARS KICKING SAND IN OUR FACES, THAT’S WHY: Why we won’t “help” you?  We won’t help you because of Obamacare passed on a procedural trick; we won’t help because of Fast and Furious; we won’t help you because of Benghazi; we won’t help you because of the IRS harassing conservatives; we won’t help you because of Hillary’s unsecured server; we won’t help you because of a gazillion (give or take) executive orders; we won’t help you because of your side’s blatant dislike of anyone who loves America.

But most of all we won’t help you because the great enterprise you wish us to help you with is making idiots of yourselves by shrieking at the top of your lungs at things Trump is doing which you admired when Obama did them; or shrieking at the top of your lungs because you didn’t get the candidate you wanted in; or shrieking at the top of your lungs because that great progressive future you were so sure was around the corner took an inexplicable detour.

In other words, what you want help with is beclowning yourselves.  And we think you’re doing a fine job of it all on your own.  Besides, we need both hands for this big a popcorn bowl.

THEY BUILT THEMSELVES A BUBBLE, AND NOW THEY’RE REINFORCING THE WALLS: The National Elite Nervous Breakdown.

 THE UPPER CLASS BOASTS OF WINNING THROUGH THEIR OWN MERITS AND ACCUSE OTHERS OF PRIVILEGE. IN FACT THESE WORDS DON’T MEAN WHAT THEY THINK THEY MEAN:  Why We Need a Revival of Humility.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE: ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show’ Gave Us a Feminine, Not a Feminist, Icon.