WOULDN’T ANY DEATH FROM WHIPPED CREAM QUALIFY AS A FREAK ACCIDENT? Fitness model killed in freak whipped cream accident.

NOT TO MENTION FOR A SANE RELATIONSHIP: How sober dates are better for romance.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Papa Pat Rambles.

GROWNUPS KNOW NO ONE LIVES IN A PERFECT WORLD: Guess What? Men Can’t ‘Have it All’ Either.

WAIT, WAIT, YOU MEAN MARKETING ACTUALLY WORKS?  It’s so easy to trick people into eating their vegetables.

OH, PLEASE, IT’S ONLY CANDY: Skittles ditches its signature rainbow for LGBT pride.

THIS IS NOT THE GIANT RUBBER DUCK YOU’RE LOOKING FOR: Why Canadians are mad about this huge rubber duck.

AGAIN WITH THE SHOCKED FACE: Another Left-Wing Science Scandal.

GIVEN THE OPEN MINDS OF THE LEFT, I’M SHOCKED AND SURPRISE–  YEAH.  THIS TOTALLY IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Free Beacon Barred From Covering Jon Ossoff Campaign Event.

IN SOME CASES, NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO ESTABLISH: The Cosby trial and the issue of consent.

THE REAL ATTACK IS NOT TO INTERRUPT THE PLAY; THE REAL ATTACK IS TO POINT OUT THAT IT IS TRULY APPALLING ART AND TIRED POSTURING: PERFORMANCE: Elites Exploit Shakespeare with an Orwellian Distortion.  They’re not interesting, they’re not shocking and they’re not innovative.  All they have is a tired nostalgie de la boue and endless spite and malice.  Their creativity is as dead ad Caesar’s ghost.

A VICTORY AGAINST RACISM: Non-Native American Couple Can Adopt a Native American Child, Ariz. Supreme Court Rules.

NO, MA’AM, IT’S VICTIM PREVENTING: Salon Columnist Says Encouraging Women to Carry Guns Is ‘Victim Blaming’.

MOVING OUR EGGS FROM THE ONE BASKET: SpaceX Mars Plan.

YOU THOUGHT OUR GOVERNMENT WOULD LET SPACE GO UNREGULATED? Procedural Protections of ASCFEA.

NOT  A GOOD MOVE: Amazon’s latest patent will enrage consumers.

YEAH, SURE, BUT ENVIRONMENTALISM IS COOL, AND LEFTISTS DON’T CARE IF LITTLE BROWN CHILDREN SUFFER: Millions Died Thanks to the Mother of Environmentalism.

NO. THAT WOULD BE MORE EDUCATIONAL: Teaching, My *ss.

DID ANYONE SEE MY EYES?  I ROLLED THEM SO HARD THEY FELL OFF: Oregon will offer gender-neutral option on driver’s license.

NOT EVERYTHING THE PUFFINGTON HOST POSTS IS CRAZY:  Some of it is pretty oh, hum.  Like for instance this article is pretty much “every Tuesday somewhere.” Which is why it’s still relevant, though it’s over a year old. Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog, Loses.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THOSE PEOPLE LEAVING IN LIFE BOATS, THE BUSINESS MODEL IS JUSSSST FINE: ESPN reshuffles management amid subscriber struggles.

OH, PLEASE. MAYBE COMEY NEEDS TO BE IN A BURKA? NY Times Op-Ed: Trump Pressuring Comey Was Just Like Sexual Harassment.  Except, you know, by not being at all like…

THIS SHOCKED FACE IS GETTING WORN OUT: D.C. Is a Swamp, ‘Washington Post’ Story Confirms.

POSSIBLY NOT HIS BEST CAREER MOVE: Colin Kaepernick Compares Modern Day Police To Slave Catchers.  Besides being actually crazy delusional, you know in case someone is keeping score at home.

SO TRUE FEMINISTS HANKER AFTER NOT DRIVING; BEING HONOR KILLED AND LIVING IN A MULTI-WIFE  HOUSEHOLD?  GOOD TO KNOW: Muslims Are the True Feminists. Leftists and Stockholm Syndrome.  It’s a thing.