ABOUT TIME AND IF ONLY THE PRESS REPORTED THIS: Venezuela Is Demanding Freedom against a Tyrannical Regime.

STILL CRYING WOLF ON OVERPOPULATION AND CLIMATE CHANGE? THEY SHOULD GET OUT OF HOLLYWOOD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE: Alexander Payne’s latest is powered by fears all too common in today’s Hollywood.

IS THE PHONE RINGING:Mysterious signals detected from faraway galaxy.

IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-NG: Google & the Guardian.

I DON’T THINK THIS STUDY INCLUDES SALES TAXES, FUEL TAXES OR PROPERTY TAXES: Americans pay more in taxes than they spend on food, clothes.

JUST LIKE WE RAN OUT OF WATER IN THE EIGHTIES: The world may run out of food in a decade.

CAMELOT REALLY ALWAYS WAS A TRAILER PARK: ‘Untouchable’ Kennedys boast about bad behavior all over Hyannis Port.

YES, OF COURSE, BECAUSE THE GOAL IS TO REACH THE KIDS IN THE PERPETUAL NOW AND NOT TO ENDOW THEM WITH THE TIMELESS REACHES OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION: Teachers resort to emojis, GIFs and memes to reach Gen Z.  Teaching, you is doing it wrong.

AND HE’S RIGHT: #Harvey: Trump Says Texans Can Handle Anything

WHEN THAT’S THE ONLY OPTION LEFT: Prediction: Hard Brexit.

IF TRUE WE NEED A NEW NAME FOR THE CONDITION:Scientist claims he can ‘talk’ to brain-dead patients.

HENCE THE IMPORTANCE OF DELETING HISTORY: Modern Liberalism’s False Obsession With Civil War Monuments. Black accomplishments in the ’40s and ’50s prove that today’s setbacks are not due to slavery.

ROLL LEFT AND DIE! Parasitic Progressivism at ESPN, Marvel, and the University of Missouri. We watch well-established institutions veer to the left, then crash and burn.

THE RACIST SELF IDENTIFIES. APPARENTLY ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN TAN COMMIT FRAUD: Schumer to Trump: Reject White Supremacy, Disband Voter Fraud Commission.  Mister Schumer, having poll watched in pasty-white Colorado Springs, I can promise you that the fraud knows no color barrier.

IS IT POSSIBLE THE DOGS JUST DON’T LIKE THE FOOD? Summer Box Office Suffers Historic Decline in U.S. Or that “roll left and die” is not a selling strategy? Nah, you’re right, that’s just crazy talk.  It must be the same “external factors” that caused the drop in reading for decades, in drop in news watching for decades, the drop in….

JOHN RINGO, CALL YOUR OFFICE, BLACK TIDE HAS BEGUN: Plane with 144 holidaymakers on board forced to make emergency landing as furious passenger bites cabin crew.

STILL AT WAR WITH REALITY: Gender ‘X’ could soon be an option on California state IDs.

HATS, COATS, SWASTIKAS: Why Everybody is a Nazi.

NOT THE RECOMMENDED WAY OF CONFIRMING THAT: Boy finds gun in dressing room, mom fires ‘to see if it was real’.

NOT REALLY.  ONLY WHEN READING/WATCHING POLITICS: Smarter people are more likely to use curse words.

TWICE AS MANY AMERICANS DIED ON THIS SHIP AS IN WAR 1775 TO 1863:The sunken history of this Revolutionary War ‘ghost ship’.

SURE, PEOPLE IN THE PAST WERE JUST LIKE US, WITH DIFFERENT CLOTHES:   Yep, let’s go with that. The real-life scandal and shame behind Mona Lisa’s smile.

ALRIGHTY THEN, NO HONOR, JUST ANOTHER JOB: FDNY Workshop w/ Captain Paul Washington.

MADURO GOVERNMENT INCREASES GOVERNMENT IN SOME SECTORS, THOUGH BROTHELS TEND TO BE PART OF THE GIG ECONOMY: Hunger eats away at Venezuela’s soul as its people struggle to survive.

STUPID THINGS LEFTISTS SAY:BLM Organizer Demands White People Sign Over Their Property to Minorities.