JOHN RINGO, CALL YOUR OFFICE, BLACK TIDE HAS BEGUN: Plane with 144 holidaymakers on board forced to make emergency landing as furious passenger bites cabin crew.

STILL AT WAR WITH REALITY: Gender ‘X’ could soon be an option on California state IDs.

HATS, COATS, SWASTIKAS: Why Everybody is a Nazi.

NOT THE RECOMMENDED WAY OF CONFIRMING THAT: Boy finds gun in dressing room, mom fires ‘to see if it was real’.

NOT REALLY.  ONLY WHEN READING/WATCHING POLITICS: Smarter people are more likely to use curse words.

TWICE AS MANY AMERICANS DIED ON THIS SHIP AS IN WAR 1775 TO 1863:The sunken history of this Revolutionary War ‘ghost ship’.

SURE, PEOPLE IN THE PAST WERE JUST LIKE US, WITH DIFFERENT CLOTHES:   Yep, let’s go with that. The real-life scandal and shame behind Mona Lisa’s smile.

ALRIGHTY THEN, NO HONOR, JUST ANOTHER JOB: FDNY Workshop w/ Captain Paul Washington.

MADURO GOVERNMENT INCREASES GOVERNMENT IN SOME SECTORS, THOUGH BROTHELS TEND TO BE PART OF THE GIG ECONOMY: Hunger eats away at Venezuela’s soul as its people struggle to survive.

STUPID THINGS LEFTISTS SAY:BLM Organizer Demands White People Sign Over Their Property to Minorities.

ONCE MORE THE REAL NAZIS SELF-IDENTIFY: San Diego State College Republicans Called ‘Hate Group’.

FAIR? SINCE WHEN IS THE MEDIA SUPPOSED TO BE FAIR? (Certainly not since Trump’s election!) ‘Wall Street Journal’ Editor-in-Chief Criticized for Asking Media to Be Fair to Trump.

BRING OUT THE STAKES! Political Vampires.

THINGS LEFTISTS SAY: Social Justice Newsletter Says Veterans Should Be Banned From Four-Year Universities.

DERP STATE FOR THE WIN: CIA keeping a watchful eye on. . .its director!

2365 REVIEWERS GAVE THIS STUDY AN AVERAGE OF 4.4 STARS: People are complete suckers for online reviews.

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE: BACKFIRE: Major NASCAR Sponsor Tells Trump Supporters To Shop Elsewhere — Racing Legend Vows To Cancel $150,000 Order.

THE FLAW IS NOT IN US, BUT IN OUR STARS: Scientists may have detected a new kind of gravitational wave.

EMBRACE THE POWER OF AND: Kamala Harris is either the stupidest or the cruelest senator in America.

IS ANYONE INVESTIGATING THE LINK BETWEEN BOTOX AND BRAIN DAMAGE: Yelling ‘Wolf’ in a Crowded Theater? Nancy Pelosi Flunks Constitutional Law.

NEWS YOU UNFORTUNATELY CAN’T USE: How to survive winning a huge Powerball jackpot.

MSM ADMITS THEIR OIKOPHOBIA:Media fear Trump will inspire violence against reporters.

IT’S NOT JUST COMICS: Steve McGrew defended President Trump on social media after Charlottesville. That’s when his fellow comics turned on him.

IN THE EMAIL, FROM ZOEY IVERS: Atlantis+ (Doors into the Dimensions Book 3).

THAT DAY TRUDEAU BECAME LITERALLY HITLER TRUMP: Trudeau Pulls A Trump, Tells People To Stop Coming To Canada Illegally. MCGA, Eh?