THERE WILL BE GUNS IN CLASSROOMS, THE ONLY QUESTION IS IN WHOSE HANDS THEY WILL BE:  Only small number of teachers support guns in classrooms.

SURE GLAD EVERYBODY SIGNED THOSE CLIMATE ACCORDS:  Global carbon emissions have hit a record high.

MEH. RICH FOLK BEEN DOING THIS SINCE MONEY WAS INVENTED:  Childless singles paying ‘mating agency’ to meet people for baby-making.

IN ALL HONESTLY, NOTHING ABOUT BDSM STRIKES ME AS SEXY — IT SEEMS A GREAT DEAL OF TEDIUM FOR AT LEAST ONE PARTNER — BUT I SUPPOSE OTHERS DISAGREE:  This vital part of BDSM is a lot less sexy than you’d think.

AND AGAIN, SERIOUSLY?   Affluenza boy to be released.

SERIOUSLY?  Is Big Brother now in the dentist’s office?

LOSING MORAL BEARINGS CAUSES THIS:   Atrocious Hardly Begins to Describe ‘Dear Dictator’.

YEAH, SURE, THAT’S WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW:  Geoengineering polar glaciers to slow sea-level rise.

THERE’S A LOT OF US IN THE BLACKLISTED-OURSELVES CLUB:  This sort of thing is why long-time liberal Alan Dershowitz is no longer invited to liberal dinner parties.

THE CONTINUING COLLAPSE OF HIGHER EDUCATION:  At Harvard Law School, A Course In Impeaching Trump.

AND DELUSIONAL.  IT’S A TRIFECTA:  Anti-semitic and dumb as a rock.

MISUSE OF SOMETHING SHOULDN’T DISCOURAGE LEGITIMATE USE:  6 Reasons Why The AR-15 Is Actually Ideal For Self-Defense.

REMEMBERING WHERE WE CAME FROM:  Valley Forge.

I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE INFANTILE:  Political Children.

KEEPING YOUR HEAD WHEN ALL AROUND ARE LOSING THEIRS:  Where’s Waldo?

KEEPING THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE:  On reviews.

THE RABID DOGS LEFTISTS OF SCIENCE FICTION:  First they came for the sad puppy.

BUT THE BENEFIT PACKAGE IS UNPARALLELED!  Being a mom is the equivalent of 2.5 full-time jobs.

BETTER? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?  How to make bacon taste even better.

NO, YOU CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR EARS – AUDIO SYNTHESIS IS WHY:  Listen to JFK speak from beyond the grave.

SHEER INCOMPETENCE AND AN OVERWEENING DISDAIN FOR THEIR CUSTOMERS:  United Airlines In The News Again…But Is Sheer Incompetence The Only Flaw Here?

NO, HILLY, MOST OF US DON’T THINK WITH OUR VAGINAS:  Hillary Clinton Says Women Just ‘Misunderstood’ Her India Remarks.  Only your followers, Hillary.

THEY HATE US, THEY REALLY HATE US:  CNN Desperately Tries, Fails at Connecting Explosions to Race.

YOU PAID FOR HER TO INSULT YOU FROM ABROAD:  Hillary Clinton’s India Trip Cost Taxpayers More than $22k.  Shouldn’t multi-millionaire Clinton pay for her own security already?  We could call it “Hands off Deplorable Pockets!”

IN THE EMAIL FROM J. P. MEDVED:  Justice, Inc.

Tough, brash, and resourceful, former Army Ranger Eric Ikenna is the CEO of the powerful, private military corporation, Justice Incorporated.

But when his company successfully topples the government of South Sudanese dictator and international war criminal Ahmed al-Bashir, Eric and his operators suddenly become public enemy number one for a very deadly, very secretive branch of the United States government. Because what Eric doesn’t realize is that the world order is surprisingly fragile, and there are those who would kill to maintain it.

The ensuing struggle, from the marble halls of power in Washington, D.C., to the bleak waters of the North Atlantic and the tropical savannas of South Sudan, will force Justice, Inc. to use every tool and weapon at its disposal, and will test Eric to the breaking point.

And as advanced as it is, even Justice, Inc.’s high-tech arsenal of bio-ceramic body armor, semi-autonomous drones, and invisible, stratospheric artillery may be no use against an enemy just as sophisticated, and much more ruthless.

With time running out and the international balance of power at stake, Eric must decide between his principles, and the lives of his friends and employees.

Combining bleeding-edge technology from tomorrow’s wars with heart-pounding, nonstop action, Justice, Inc. is a geo-political military thriller and the first novel in the Justice Incorporated series.